Good Morning World Redux
Okay! Let's try this again. Yesterday I posted that I had a dentist appointment to fix a fallen filling, but that was a dirty dirty lie propogated by A.I. -- I'd been forced to use my dentist office's...
View ArticleNicholas Hoult Seventeen Times
I hate that I'm forced to think about hateful bigot J.K. Rowling and her Harry Potter bullshit now when I post about my boy Nicholas Hoult, but he frustratingly brought it on himself (and me!) by...
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Alright nevermind the dentist appointment I mentioned earlier got moved to tomorrow so I am here. Whee. Let's see if I can stop sticking my tongue into the hole (heh) where my tooth used to be long...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
Hello, you. Happy Monday. Hope you had a nice weekend. (Also the three days that preceded the weekend when I was off doing NYFF screenings.) I didn't have such a great weekend -- I had a filling fall...
View ArticleDing Dong NYFF O'Clock
Aww look at baby bird Fred Hechinger rocking a Canadian Tuxedo at TIFF this week -- we love Fred! We do this by blocking out that screeching homophobic bullshit that Ridley Scott forced him into in...
View ArticleThe Criterions Around the Corner
Happy that the Criterion announcements for December 2026 are landing this afternoon before I am whisked away for the next few weeks of New York Film Festival screenings starting tonight -- fortuitous...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Scenes of a Sexual Nature (2006)Noel: So, wait, what are you saying? All these lines that I... those crap lines... they actually worked?Anna: No, they were shit.Noel: Oh.Anna: In...
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I always find it a bit much when somebody on the internet screams, "Choke me, Daddy!"... even though I have surely done just that myself once or thrice but when haven't I been "a bit much" after all....
View ArticleGolden Indeed
Given how literate and worldly my readership is I'm sure all of you knew that Josh O'Connor is about to do a staging of Clifford Odets' boxer drama Golden Boy in London this fall. That said -- knowing...
View ArticleRussell Tovey is an Industry-ous Chap
It was already a monkey's paw kind of situation going into Industry's fifth and final season, knowing that the show (which has absolutely been on fire with awesomeness for years now) would probably be...
View ArticleBuy Me Beautiful
I know that "The eBay Post" has become like a weekly thing here over the past couple of months but that's only because the hoarding situation was becoming untenable and I really needed to unload some...
View ArticleThe David Corenswet Jock Movie
The moment that the first beefcaked-up photos from David Corenswet's football bio-pic Mr. Irrelevant appeared online back in April I knoew this was a movie I was going to be psoting about more when the...
View ArticleLee Pace Nine Times
Oh I was hoping that some outtakes from Lee Pace's Flaunt magazine photoshoot that we shared last week would reveal themselves -- and voila! More Lee revealed! We have Lee's stylist Michael Fisher to...
View ArticlePic of the Day
I didn't get to see The Screener at Sundance because I covered Sundance virtually this year and hey whaddya know they weren't passing out screeners for a series that's about a screener leaking and...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
Did y'all see the news that Cole Escola's "Oh, Mary!" has been filmed for HBO? This is tremendous news but I'm a little sad it wasn't the stage version where Dino Fetscher here plays the teacher...
View ArticleSay Good Night, François
In front of book-shelves, no less! The nerve! (via, thx Mac) Aaaanyway I don't know about you but I'm extremely thankful for this week to be over -- my mood has vacillated between bereft and savage...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:The Fury(1978)Cheryl: Good lord, Pam, if you're that nervous, why don't you masturbate.A happy 86 to the legend Brian De Palma today.
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