No I still haven't watched Prime Video's gay rom-com Red White and Royal Blue yet, so that's why you haven't heard my opinion on it -- I know you've been holding your breath and you should probably stop that. I'll watch it at some point since I probably have to, with my duty as an Official Gay and all (I am a member of the club) but I didn't get assigned to review the thing so I'm taking my time since I'm honestly kind of lightly dreading it.
Anything that I've seen described as "cute" as many times as I've seen this described rings all of my alarm bells, and the trailer for this was indeed excessively "cute." All that said Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez are both hot as the sun and I wanna see them hump each other, so I'll watch the blasted thing at some point - don't worry. Speaking of -- Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez, I mean -- yes, that's why we're here. I have made gifs from one of their nude scenes (possibly the only real nudity? I don't know) in the movie. Hit the jump for Taylor Zakhar Perez bum...