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Cricket: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap 

Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gang-bang. 

Dana: Uh... yeah. 

Cricket: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters 

can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing 

was giving you free publicity. 

Dana: Yeah, and did you see my 

dressing room? It has a bidet! 

Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.