... you can learn from:
Steel Magnolias(1989)
Ouiser: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.
A happy 91st birthday to the legend Shirley MacLaine!