How Much Is That Monster In The Window

One week ago today I shared with you people the trailer for The Monster, the new horror film from the director of The Strangers starring Zoe Kazan and Scott Speedman, and I expressed some confusion over the film's release date -- IMDb said the film was out on November 11th, aka this very day today! Could that even be right? Well it apparently is, says the studio A24...

Wait..... did they just say
"a grotesque phallic monster"???
I AM SO THERE.