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Scenes From a Mall (1991)

Have any of you seen this movie? I never have and I find that entirely insane - even though I recall the reviews being fairly vicious, and the movie's all but forgotten today, even at the age of 13 when this movie came out I was a huge Woody Allen fan and Bette Midler was basically my pretend mother, so it's really very inexplicable, me never having seen it. 

And it doesn't help that I only think about the movie once a year on December 1st, which is the birthday of both Woody & Bette. What an odd but perfect pair - I guess it turned out more odd than perfect but I totally get why somebody would think they would work.

PS if anybody wants to buy me a ticket to see Bette do 

Hello, Dolly on Broadway, I wouldn't say no!