Today I'd rather be...
...having whatever Joseph Gordon Levitt is having.
Milk sure does this body good. These pictures are from Harvard's annual celebrity bacchanal known as the their "Hasty Pudding" party (pics via DListed) and per the usual it's a light ode to the gay antics of frat-boy hazing, just with famous folk. That doesn't look like the first cow-teat Joe's deep-throated either, if you ask me.Hit the jump for some drag-queen humping and assorted other silliness...
