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The new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2
has arrived -- and how does that make you feel?
Like caressing the iridescent texture of Dave Bautista's nipples?
What a coincidence, me too. Watch:
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I feel as if the Summer Movie Season is hurtling towards us at light-speed now - Guardians 2 is out on May 5th, which is only eight weeks away. There's only so much time and so many magazine covers that Chris Pratt can flash his big butt on between now and then, so he better get moving.
