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Charlotte: Is, um, Madame Humbert, um... 

Humbert: There's no Madame. We are divorced... 

Charlotte: Oh... 

Humbert: Happily divorced. 

Charlotte: When did all this happen? 

Humbert: About a year ago - in Paris. 

Charlotte: Oh, Paris, France, madame... You know, monsieur, 

I really believe that it's only in the Romance Languages 

that one is able to really relate in a mature fashion. 

In fact I remember when the late Mr. Haze and I... 

when we were on our honeymoon abroad, I knew that I'd

never felt married until I'd heard myself addressed as Senora. 

Humbert: So you were in Spain? 

Charlotte: No, Mexico!