Today I'd rather be...
... feeling freed from Fifty Shades.
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I only ever made it about a quarter of the way through the first Fifty Shades film before giving up and never looking back, but that hasn't stopped me from scouring every trailer they've ever released for just this sort of junk. Damn you, Jamie Dornan. Anyway the teaser for the latest one titled Fifty Shades Freed is right here if you feel the need for anything more than the two shirtless glimpses of Jamie which I have already shared:
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