Is That An Oscar In Your Pocket

The first most important thing happening this weekend is I am going to see a play starring Timothy Olyphant in his underpants. And then somewhere far far far below that, there's the Oscars. I mean I considered trying my hand today at optimism about the whole cynical enterprise and making a list of Happy Oscar Thoughts, but I couldn't even think of five possible winners that I'm passionate enough about to make a list of.

Oh well, have no fear - I will certainly watch them, and I will certainly live-tweet them, because I know the night just wouldn't be the same without my progressively drunker demands for various male movie stars to make out with each other. Follow me here. And have an excellent weekend, people. (Unless your Alejandro González Iñárritu, obviously.)