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It's not hard looking at that picture to imagine a version of Call Me By Your Name that starred a young Alain Delon as Elio, right? I mean technically it's "hard to imagine" because of the necessity of time-travel that'd call for and whatnot, but other than that, I mean. Anyway Alain is turning 82 today and we're choosing to not pay attention to his shitty anti-gay statements of recent years just for one moment and reflect instead on how many orgasms he's given gay men over the years - it's better that way. Thanks for all of the gay orgasms, Alain! And fuck you, also!
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