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Justice League is out in theaters, and I pray for both the souls and asses of all of you who are actually going to go sit through it. Not me! There's a Michael Haneke retrospective at Film Forum and Call Me By Your Name at MoMA in my immediate future! Anyway good luck with that. But since it's The Movie Of The Weekend I figure it's a good time for this, which I've been putting off until now -- let's pretend like Henry Cavill doesn't exist (not easy) and let's pretend like Ben Affleck doesn't exist (the exact opposite of not easy)...
... and "Do Dump or Marry" the other three men-folk in this here spandex legion. That'd be Jason Momoa as Aquaman, Ezra Miller as The Flash, and Ray Fisher as Cyborg. Give us your answers in the comments, please! Wonder Woman approves!
