Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

Kate: Have you ever gone on vacation 

and left your child home? 

Gus: No, no. But I did leave one 

at a funeral parlor once.Yeah, it was awful. 

The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke 

there in the funeral parlor all day. All day.

You know, we went back at night and apparently 

he had been alone all day with the corpse. 

He was okay though, after two, three weeks 

he came around and started talking again... 

Kate: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. 

Gus: Well, you brought it up. 

Kate: I'm sorry I did.