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"Look, it was a little difficult to see my man kiss somebody else, but, you know, you gotta give up control… you got to watch some stuff you don't want to watch some times."
That's Oscar Isaac joking at a BAFTA screening for The Last Jedi about that usurper Rose (Kelly Marie Tran) who busts up the (always ridiculous, but fun nonetheless) fan-theory about a love brewing between his and John Boyega's characters (via, thanks Mac). (The name the fans came up with for this romance is "Stormpilot" in case you needed some random dumb thing to learn today.) Anyway I know I never reviewed The Last Jedi... well, besides this:
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I don't want to have an opinion on Star Wars and you can't make me— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 19, 2017
... but I suppose that if I did have anything to say it would be there was not nearly enough Gay Sex in it! I mean that pan out the window of the Star Destroyer during the rimming scene was SUCH a cop-out.
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And I can't believe they digitally erased the testicles of the Sarlacc Pit when they fell out of its short-shorts. What a puritanical damn world we live in.
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Raise your hand if you expected to see it was Finn pushing Poe up against the glass like that #StarWarsTheLastJedipic.twitter.com/peI398e2iz— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 10, 2017
And I can't believe they digitally erased the testicles of the Sarlacc Pit when they fell out of its short-shorts. What a puritanical damn world we live in.
