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A lair, a lair, my kingdom for a super-villain lair
like Lex Luthor's got in the 1978 Superman movie!
Specifically that curved library of course.
But really the entire thing. (That green pool!)
It's entirely possible that I'll like Batman v Superman more than I'm expecting to when I see it this weekend - this review that's being passed around on Twitter makes it sound just bonkers enough that I might not be able to help myself - but I seriously doubt...
... the film will contain anything that makes my brain sing like Lex Luthor's library lair did when I was a wee one. I mean what, is Jesse Eisenberg gonna wave a kindle in my face??? THE HORROR.
