Good Morning, World

Twas Sir Tom Hardy's 43rd birthday three entire days ago (sidenote: now there's a question, do we think that Tom Hardy will ever be knighted?) and nary a peep round these parts -- really a shame, that. So I did some digging and came up with a treat I'd personally never seen before -- Tom rocking a pink lady robe and doing some extracurricular fucking in the 2009 UK TV miniseries The Take. Anybody seen The Take? I don't think I had even heard of The Take until today, but you can watch the entire thing on Tubi, turns out. 

Oh and PS the woman you'll see in the gifs down below having "relations" with Tom is the actress Kierston Wareing, who also had on-screen "relations" with Michael Fassbender in Fish Tank that exact same year... (On a sidenote she was really excellent in Fish Tank performance-wise too -- I even wrote about her at the time!)... making of Kierston Wareing our new overlord and queen, all bow the fuck down. I want to have a conversation with Kierston damn Wareing now! And hit the jumpfor belated birthday Tom...