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I'm sure you guys remember those pictures of Tom Hardy freeing his willy on the set of that upcoming TV show Taboo right? I am sure. Anyway when those pictures broke there was about 12 hours where we only had censored ones and I posted the censored ones assuming the uncensored ones would leak eventually, and leak they did, but in the meantime it took some effort to put together the censored ones for a post.
Anyway I thought of that last night when these censored pictures of Orlando Bloom (inexplicably) paddle-boarding naked with Katy Perry showed up online -- I figured I'd go to sleep and see if the uncensored ones were around by morning, instead of being forced to do two different posts and waste everybody's, but most importantly, my own, time. And voila! I get to work and the uncensored Orlando pics are here waiting for me like clockwork.
Or dare I say... cock-work? Sorry sorry I couldn't help myself. Anyway hit the jump for all the uncensored Legolas with his bow and arrows swinging in the breeze that you can stomach (that's about 30 pictures worth) and then please go to the comments and explain to me what the hell Orlando Bloom was doing paddle-boarding naked as the day he was born in a crowd of people. Thanks!
