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Pick A Cronenberg Any Cronenberg
.I've run out of time to properly wish one of my favorite directors a happy birthday - David Cronenberg is turning 74 today! I don't even have time to go all in on the news that The Fly is being remade...
View ArticleGood Morning, Tudyk
.This morning we're wishing Firefly et cetera star Alan Tudyk a happy happy 46th birthday -- may we all look as swell as he does as 46 (or whatever age you are right now, because I sure don't look like...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Elle (2016)Michèle: Shame isn't a strong enough emotion to stop us from doing anything at all. Believe me. I've been waiting for it to be Isabelle Huppert's birthday ever since I...
View ArticleThe Justin Theroux Meat Parade
.Every time somebody puts a microphone in front of Justin Theroux he ends up going on and on about what a goof it was when he showed us his religion via an obscenely tailored pair of sweatpants in the...
View ArticleWho Wore It Best?
.When I posted that new picture of Charlie Hunnam in the pink sweatshirt yesterday it was driving me nuts, trying to figure out what other blond stud I'd seen stuck in a similar top for a photo-shoot,...
View ArticleDoubled Up Luca
.I got yelled at last week (and rightly!) for not posting the news that Call Me By Your Name had gotten a release date, so first things first -- Call Me By Your Name is coming out on November 24th,...
View ArticleWar Party Hardy
.This is such a strange photo-shoot of Tom Hardy (we've posted a couple shots from it before) that it feels dunderheaded to use it to illustrate an actual news-story - y'all are probably too busy...
View ArticleGood Morning, Gratuitous Ethan Embry
.Our long National Nightmare is over! Okay okay not that National Nightmare, a different National Nightmare -- the long long wait for the new movie from Sean Byrne, director of The Loved Ones, is over!...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Attack the Block (2011)Pest: They arrest us for nothing anyway. Moses: No, I reckon yeah, I reckon, the Feds sent them anyway. Government probably bred those things to kill black...
View ArticleThe Only "Falling Ice" I Care About...
.#AccidentPronepic.twitter.com/Oi7kkNFBFE— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) March 17, 2017.... is the falling ice inthe opening credits to Imitation of Life:..(This is the gayest post I have ever done.).
View ArticleJustin Hartley Nine Times
.I made it through about ten minutes of This is Us before passing out from schmaltz-shock, but I understand it is quite popular, and it gave us more of Milo Ventimiglia's Big Ass so I hold nothing...
View ArticleToday's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...... making the most out of Casual Friday with Tony Goldwyn.I got really serious and angry and political in my review of the terrific new horror movieThe Belko Experiment, which is...
View ArticleWhat's A Week End
.There is one horror movie out this weekend that I know is worth your time (because I have already seen it and reviewed it) and that's The Belko Experiment. There is another horror movie out this...
View ArticleGood Morning, Gratuitous Kayvan Novak
.Little did I know when I started watching the new pregnancy horror film Prevenge last night (see the trailer here) that I'd stumble upon a piping hot new crush like Kayvan Novak. Thing is he's not...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Tom at the Farm(2013)Tom: And why doesn't anybody talk to you? Francis: I don't care about people, so people don't care about me, you know. (This post doubles at Today's Mood,...
View ArticleI Don't Know What It Is...
.... but I just needed to make a bunch of gifs of Ansel Elgort and Jon Hamm sitting beside each other during a Baby Driver Q&A at SXSW. (Watch the video here.) I just can't put my finger on what it...
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