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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Phantasm (1979)Jody: Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey,...
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How Dreary, To Be Somebody
.I have never seen Shyness realized as fully on film as it is in Terence Davies'A Quiet Passion. This masterful biopic of poet Emily Dickinson, out in theaters this Friday April 14th, captures not only...
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I Want Brain Damage So Bad
.There are a lot of reasons to find life depressing these days, but this is most assuredly not one of them -- the great Arrow Video is keeping on keeping on with their awesome selves, releasing an...
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Who Wore It Best?
.I caught a little of Marc Forster's "Brad Pitt runs like a sissy away from zombies" movie World War Zon the TV last night - I hadn't seen it since it came out in 2013 and I remembered it being fairly...
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The Superhero Surfer
.I contemplated making this post a "Fanboy Delusion" post but I honestly think I have maybe used up all of the dirty puns for surfing that there are or will ever be, and most of them on pictures of...
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Charlie Hunnam Twelve Times
.I don't know if I can underscore enthusiastically enough just how much I hate how Charlie is styled in this new photo-shoot he did for Da Man magazine (thanks Mac) - these clothes are terrible, just...
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Good Morning, World
.I am not going to hold it against you if you'd never before thought to yourself, "Hi, Self. What I'd like to see today is Hunter Parrish from Weeds and the male model Jon Kortajarena (sidenote: I can...
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Never Been Kaiju'd
.Colossal is as tonally tricky as anything writer-director Nacho Vigalando (who is basically an experimental filmmaker who takes big budget Hollywood concepts and mashes them up in his hands like...
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Tyler Hoechlin Five Times
.This is a six year-old photo-shoot of Tyler (via) that we have posted a couple of good-goddamn shots from before (see here and here and especially see here) but who knew there were more? Not I, and...
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Jude Law's Virile Gay Wizarding Experience
.By now you've probably heard that Jude Law has been cast as Young Albus Dumbledore in the next Fantastic Beasts movie, but I want to add my gay ass two cents! First up, the actual news:"Law will...
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5 Off My Head: RIP Michael Ballhaus
.Michael Ballhaus, perhaps the most important cinematographer in the shaping my own visual encyclopedia, has died at the age of 81. But oh, what an 81 years he gave us. I do a crappy job writing up the...
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Today's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be....Al agua..🏄🏻 @alongfm @framepolA post shared by Miguel Angel Silvestre (@miguelangelsilvestre) on Apr 8, 2017 at 2:37pm PDT.... taking in the viewwith Miguel Angel Silvestre.Nice...
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I Am Link
.--- Big Man Messina - I'm all about sharing old news stories today, as long as they're about hot pieces of course - I totally missed that the oft-nude Chris Messina (who we just discovered last night...
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.If I type the letter T into my search bar it thinks I'm looking up"Corey Stoll Tumblr" because all I ever want are pics of Corey Stoll pic.twitter.com/LBo24w3xBd— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 12,...
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Good Morning, World
.The past couple of days have turned into The Chris Messina Show here at MNPP - okay so two mentions, once here on the site proper and one on Twitter, maybe don't make for a full "Show" but believe me...
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Great Moment in Movie Shelves #104
. Fire.... ... Walk .... ... With.... ... ME!!!. .. Even though I've seen this scene a dozen times I still jumped off the couch re-watching it last night. We have 38 days to go until Twin Peaks...
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Cannibals & Sexy Super Fish
.A second trailer for Ana Lily Amirpour's cannibal western The Bad Batch with Jason Momoa has been released, and much like the first trailer it begs the question, "Why am I even watching a trailer for...
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Who Wore It Best?
.I made a comment on Twitter last night about how all the smart drag queens have probably spent all week crafting themselves their own set of fierce tar-black antlers after seeing Queen Cate wearing...
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