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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:. Boogie Nights (1997)Â Dirk: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer...
View ArticleToday's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...... that dude hypnotized by half-naked Michiel Huisman.I mean can ya blame him? No, no you cannot. Michiel posted these shots on his Instagram, saying he's training for his new...
View ArticleJulian Edelman is Naked, You Guys
.Does anybody have any good "wide receiver" jokes? I really need one here in the wake of the news that Julian Edelman is going to be naked in this year's "Body Issue" of ESPN's magazine. The magazine...
View ArticleForget Bogie & Bacall...
.It oughta be a holiday today, the birth of Peter Lorre, but we'll do the next best thing -- we'll use this week's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience to celebrate one of the...
View ArticlePic of the Day
.Edgar Wright tweeted out this picture from last night's screening of Baby Driver at the Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn (click to embiggen) and hey look who's that asshole...That's right, it's this...
View ArticleGood Morning, Ed Westwick
.I don't like being a dick to anybody on their birthday or anything, but I will if I have to, and I have to - in general I find Ed Westwick repellent. Like "I didn't watch Gossip Girl even though it...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Possession (1981)Helen: We are all the same. Different words,different bodies, different versions.Like insects! Meat!!!This is the third time I have quoted Isabelle Adjani's...
View ArticleToday's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...... slipping into something a little more comfortable with Liam Hemsworth.I don't know what the ever living fuckery I was up to last week at this exact time (actually I do - my...
View ArticleBaby On Bored
.I'm the sad kid waiting for my late ride home after school - I'm the frustrated commuter looking for a taxi during off-duty switch-over hours. I wanna go vroom vroom but I got lead shoes. Edgar...
View ArticleWell As Long As Adam Driver...
.... plays the dude who cums on the Petit fours I'm down with Lena Dunham writing the Toni Erdmann remake.
View Article5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1934
.After a couple weeks spent in the safe confines of the 1970s (has anyone ever described 70s Cinema as a "safe space" before?) where I had seen plenty of movies and could offer up a hefty dose of...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
.Every show should come back from commercial break with a slow scan up Dominic Cooper's half-naked body. Even - especially - shows that don't star Dominic Cooper. I suppose Preacher is the best place...
View ArticleAlessandro's Birthday Mustache Rides
.Red Sea Diving Resort might not be the sexy wet-suit movie that title promises but as we told you - excuse me, as Michiel Husiman's Bare Torso told you - it does have quite the sexy cast with Huisman...
View ArticleGreat Moments in Movie Shelves #106
.It is Kathy Bates' birthday today! Huzzah! Any reason to celebrate one of our favorite actresses is always welcome, and so I thought today we'd take a look at... well, yeah, the obvious one. I know...
View ArticleQueen of the Castle
.Human shaped ball of perfection Melanie Lynskey has just signed on to star in the leading role of Castle Rock, the Stephen King anthology television show that Hulu is putting together, and Castle Rock...
View ArticleWho Will Top, Hugh or Ansel?
.Lord knows there's nothing Hugh Jackman likes more than being pressed up against a twink, so we're giving him what he wants. (Honestly if Hugh wants to share we'll give him what he wants any ol' day...
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