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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)Paul Morrissey: You call this a groovy light show. I'd rather sit and watch the clothes dryer at the Laundromat. Oh, look. It changed color. Where's a...
View ArticleYour Will Be Done, Amen
.Psalm 8:2 in the Bible reads, "Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thy enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger." (The Enemy and the...
View ArticleThe Last Train to Hots-ville
.Have any of you seen Insidious: The Last Key? I have not - I actually somehow entirely missed that it even came out in theaters last week! I haven't even heard a word about it. Which portends... not...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
.The Assassination of Giana Versaceseason of Ryan Murphy's American Crime Story series (these titles are getting too cumbersome for me to bear, you guys - couldn't they have just called it Friends and...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Dr. Pretorius : Sometimes I have wondered whether lifewouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils,no nonsense about angels and being good. The...
View ArticleJim, Cary
.This week's "Beauty vs Beast" poll over at The Film Experience is asking one of the roughest questions ever, and so it's only appropriate that we illustrate the emotional storm awaiting you at that...
View ArticleGood Morning, Gratuitous Marwan Kenzari
.Not that it's any of my business but I've really come to suspect that Guy Ritchie might not be the, you know, straight shooter he's been sold as via his great big testosterone-riddled movies. I mean...
View ArticleJulian Morris Six Times
.My first thought upon seeing the above picture was that it was a fake - Julian's head glued onto somebody else's body - because I thought I'd seen all of the pictures from this here photo-shoot - I...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:The Fog (1980)Stevie Wayne: I don't know what happened to Antonio Bay tonight. Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment it vanished. But if this has...
View Article5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1936
.It's time to hop in the Way Back Machine, kiddos, and set the flux capacitor to where ever our little telephones tell us to go - today for our "Siri Says" series Siri has gone and said the number 36,...
View ArticlePush Push Push It Real Good
.Back in November I shared with y'all news of a brand new web-magazine called Damn Joan that'd just launched with an issue based on the sweet subject of Death itself - I had a little hand in organizing...
View ArticleBig Gun, Gary Cooper
.I'm talking about the other gun, you pervs...I mean really. Single track mind, y'all. Anyway this picture of Coop & His Double-Barreled Something-or-Other is from the 1935 film The Lives of a...
View ArticleDarren Criss Is Coming For Us
.When I saw there was a new red-band trailer for Ryan Murphy's The Assassination of Gianni Versace series, which premieres tomorrow night on FX, I thought maybe this was where the that "Darren Criss...
View ArticleTrue Scoot-tective
.Fresh off flashing his fuzzy bum at us on Godless our sweet boy Scott McNairy is headed back to the tube-that-boobs for the third season of none other than True Detective! You might recall this about...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
.I'm wondering this morning if it was James Norton who insisted on having a shirtless scene written into every episode of his new show McMafia (see also here) or if the producers demanded it, or if the...
View ArticleOne Strange Mr Pettyfer
.Alex posted that stunning sexily-necked shot of himself this morning on his Instagram sharing the news that he's now "The Face" of Diesel's new fragrance, and good for him - I worked myself up into...
View ArticleAs Fast As Ezra Can
.I didn't really review Justice League because what is there to say that can't be wailed unto the heavens via unintelligible gurgling screams but I did make mention of how ace Ezra Miller was in the...
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