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Call My By Your Name: The Collection
.What, you thought I would let Valentine's Day go by without a post explicitly (instead of covertly) about my favorite movie romance in a very very very long time? Haha fooled you. So yesterday marked...
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.I don't watch the 1981 slasher-classic My Bloody Valentine every year on Valentine's Day but I probably should - I did happen to watch it last night and it is just super; one of my favorites of the...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:The Future (2011)Sophie: We'll be forty in five years.Jason: Uh. Forty is basically fifty andthen after fifty, the rest is just... loose change.Sophie: Loose change?Jason:...
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.Remember Torture Porn? Torture Porn was the goofy nickname some folks gave to the brutal wave of horror flicks that came out under the distinguished tenure of George W. Bush - we turned on the news...
View ArticleThursday's Ways Not To Die
.My Bloody Valentine (1981)This might be the single most humiliating death ever put in a slasher movie. Can you guys think of any that give it a run for its money? I suppose there are the times that...
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.Bow down to your new overlords, aka Greta Gerwig and Tilda Swinton opening Wes Anderson's new stop-motion animation Isle of Dogs at the Berlin Film Fest today. My heart has literally stopped beating,...
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.Running way behind - been stuck on the subway for an hour, yippee - so a quick "Good Morning" today with Chris Hemsworth's Bicep. No matter how bad your commute is, Chris Hemsworth's Bicep makes the...
View ArticleDaniel Kaluuya Eight Times
.Although I'd appreciate you keeping your comments spoiler-free since I probably won't get to see Black Panther until next week if you'd like to give me the score quality-wise, according to you, here...
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.I feel just torn up that I missed the 15th anniversary of my favorite entry in quite possibly my horror franchise a couple of weeks ago - Final Destination 2 came out on January 31st, 2003, and the...
View ArticleGreat Moments in Movie Shelves #129
.Not the usual bookshelves this time around but what's to stop us from giving some love to the video-store shelves of our youth when they make a movie appearance? I assume that this video-store in...
View ArticleDo Dump or Marry: I Wanna Wakanda
.I was tempted to use Black Panther director Ryan Coogler for today's "Do Dump or Marry" in honor of the movie because if you ask me...... Ryan Coogler is as hot as anybody in the cast. (Well maybe not...
View ArticleGood Morning, Black Panther
.Upon seeing this seriously hot new cover of Chadwick Boseman on the new Rolling Stone last night I had two thoughts. First I thought of a tweet I wrote back at the start of January:.I am going to be...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Army of Darkness (1993)AsAsh: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the...
View ArticleHot Nights With Sidney
. Tomorrow it's the actor and legend Sidney Poitier's 91st birthday, and so you ought to head on over to The Film Experience for this week's "Beauty vs Beast" contest, which is about just that.Happy...
View ArticleYo Ho Rob
.Two weeks ago Robert Pattinson was pap-snapped beef-caking himself up on the beach and we wondered what he might be needing them pectorals for, work-wise - we couldn't quite figure it out. But maybe...
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.Today is the 80th birthday of West Side Story and Twin Peaks actor Richard Beymer - a happy day to him! I didn't really know anything about Dick so I went a'looking this morning and he's lived an...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Being There (1979)EvEve: And I feel so free now, Chauncey. I never felt so acknowledged by a man... Until I met you, I always had the feeling that I was just a vessel for a man,...
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