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Mutant Gangbang, Interrupted
.Because we've all been bitching and moaning about the folks who made the new X-Men movie having gone the "Jamie Bell route" and covered up Oscar Isaac's wicked beauty-ousness with distracting CG and...
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."That's an amazing script. It's going to be a trippy movie, really unique... it goes back and forth between two completely diametrically opposed worlds. It's a real head trip, half of it set in the LA...
View Article10 Cloverfield Lane in 200 Words or Less
.The bunker quakes, and hard little nuggets of sand and cement shake loose -- the sky is falling, the sky is falling, and all you got was this leg brace and a public pee space to show for it. What 10...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
. The second season of Daredevil dropped over night and the fine internet sex sleuths of Tumblr have already gone and capped at least one of Charlie Cox's half-naked scenes -- I haven't watched any of...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Top Hat (1935)Horace: Mr. Travers is in trouble.He has practically put his foot right into a hornets' nest.Bates: But hornets' nests grow on trees, sir.Horace: Never mind that.We...
View ArticleGo See The Bronze In Theaters....
.... and you'll be able to see the already infamous gymnastic sex-scene between Melissa Rauch and Sebastian Stan... in a much clearer and crisper version than the one that just leaked online. Which is...
View ArticleThe Woman Shadow Wed
.The gorgeous Emily Browning, who honestly only seems to get more stunning with age (I take notice of that because she's been quite stunning since childhood and sometimes these things go wrong), has...
View ArticlePics of the Day
.When we first started hearing about Pedro Almodovar's new movie Julieta (at the time called Silencio) we desperately scanned its cast-list to see who he'd have hunking it up this time around - it's...
View ArticleJake Gyllenhaal One Time
.I can't remember if I've seen this picture of Jake in Vogue magazine before or not (via) but either way I think we can all agree that yes, we will look at it right now, new or no..
View ArticleWhich Is Hotter?
.Hot Douche Adam Levine is turning 37 today (click through our archives for lots of Adam making me feel gross for lusting after him) while adorable Adam Pally (who got to make out with James Wolk one...
View ArticleThe Gosling Can't Help It
.Is anyone else seeing what I'm seeing in this poster for The Nice Guys? pic.twitter.com/rlydYaSydl— trey taylor (@treytylor) March 18, 2016.Oh we're seeing it alright. (thx Boyd)
View ArticleMénage à trois of Terror
.First things first, if I don't get around to writing the anthology horror film with this post's title in the oh let's say next three (the magic number) years, then I give y'all permission to steal...
View ArticleI'm The Pee To Your Wee
.As stated this morning I will be off-blog for the next several days - I will be running around but believe you me I will find the time at some point to watch Pee-wee's Big Holiday, which is now...
View ArticleGood Morning, Strait
.Morning, everybody! I am back. From outer space. Something something Steven Strait's naked in zero gravity, sad look upon your face. I don't know, cut me some slack clever-ness-wise, it's been a few...
View ArticleMore Like The Ex Mister Garner
.Since I was out for the start of this week Nathaniel was kind enough to take over my "Beauty vs Beast" duties at The Film Experience, and he came up with a great one -- in one corner we have the star...
View ArticleWho's Poofing Who
.Hey guys sorry for the poofing act (as in "Poof I have disappeared!" not "I am a great big poof!") this afternoon -- I know I just got back and promised my presence earlier but then I realized that...
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