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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Moulin Rouge (2001)Zidler: She said you make her feel "like a virgin." The Duke: Virgin? Zidler: You know, touched for the very first time. Moulin Rouge came out 15 years ago...
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I Am Link
.--- X Junior - Noah Hawley, who has delivered unto the world two phenomenal seasons of television with Fargo, is setting his sights on super-men next - he's executive producing Legion, an X-Men...
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Beau Mirchoff Twelve Times
.I could've sworn that I'd written an apologetic post attached to a bunch of pretty-boy actor Beau Mirchoff pictures before, admitting that I had no earthly idea who he was or why he was being...
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The Ones Below in 260 Words or Less
.Babies! What are they good for???? If you ask the movies the answer's something like "mental anguish and/or exploding poopy-pants," perhaps not in that order. The order depends on the genre, and in...
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Who Wore It Best?
.There's a boxed-set of Christopher Nolan blu-rays on super-sale on Amazon today - 32 bucks for very nearly everything he's ever done, give or take his first last and middle films - so I figured I'd...
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5 Off My Head - Siri Says 1977
.Did you guys know that if you ask Siri (that's the little lady who lives inside your iPhone) to pick a number between one and one hundred... she will! It's like magic, only borne upon the back of...
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Good Morning, World
.I had been holding off on capping Dominic Cooper in the cancer dramedy Miss You Already because I had started the movie and not finished it - not because I was necessarily hating it; I'd just realized...
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A Jake Divided
.Listen. Jake Gyllenhaal's got bills to pay, just like the rest of us. Actually he's probably got bigger bills to pay because I wash my own underwear and I have a feeling that Jake Gyllenhaal probably...
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Alfred Enoch Nine Times
.Another day, another opportunity to make myself feel ancient and perverted from ogling a grown-up-good Harry Potter alum - Alfred Enoch played Dean Thomas in all of the Potter films; for the past...
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Which Is Hotter?
.I was a little bit shocked to read that Wentworth Miller is turning 44 today, but so he is; I was less shocked to read that Zachary Quinto's turning 39; that seems about right. Anyway it's the...
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We're Not Gonna Take It
.Warner Brothers is trying to trick us with the just-released trailer for the super duper extra special extreme limited edition blu-ray of Batflop v Supermope: Dawn of Just-Ick - they've gone and...
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Thursday's Ways Not To Die
.Okay if you're coming at this movie fresh at this moment you're probably like, ".... huh?" So let me explain to you what just happened - the Death Bed: The Bed That Eats that this fair young maiden's...
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I Am Link
.--- Sex Clown - Whoever's been in charge of Stephen King's It the past few years is absolutely determined Pennywise the Clown be played by a twink of some sort - a little over a year ago 23 year old...
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The Wailing in 250 Words or Less
.Nobody would call you nuts for going into a movie titled The Wailing stone-cold and expecting a trend towards the histrionic. But once you know a couple more things - it's a South Korean possession...
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The Beard That Saved The World
.Any fans of the original Independence Day movie up in here? While I've made my partiality to Disaster Movies crystal clear many times over I've never been too keen on that movie - even though it blows...
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Liam Hemsworth Six Times
.It's a good time for lovers of Liam or lovers of beards or lovers of Liam's Beard -- with the Independence Day sequel coming out the two of them are prancing all over the men's magazines together,...
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No Turbans for Miss Talbert
.That gif perfectly expresses the way I felt last week when I realized that I'd let the 25th anniversary of one of my Top 5 Favorite Comedies Of Ever come and go with nary a peep. In the name of...
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I Am Link
.--- Fantastic Beasts - What a delight it is that The Lobster's turned into a big financial hit (art-house speaking, of course) for director Yorgos Lanthimos ad star Colin Farrell - it should make us...
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