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Good Morning, Bubba & The Gute
.It is Steve "The Gute" Guttenberg's 58th birthday today so let's all pretend we are the rapey shadow looming over him in bed this morning, okay? Okay! Get ready for your birthday spanking, Stevie! In...
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Anatomy of a (Hitchcock) Frame
.Thanks to the wonderful folks at Metrograph here in New York City I finally got to see Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 masterpiece North By Northweston a big screen this past weekend. I've seen most of the...
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I've Got Designs on Liam Hemsworth
.Well looky here, the long-denied-Americans movie The Dressmaker(starring Kate Winslet & Liam Hemsworth & Judy Davis) has finally suited up and made itself pretty enough for International...
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Cats Versus Dogs Versus Brando
.I'm sure that photographers thought they were being clever, photographing Marlon Brando with animals because he had what the papers called "Animal Magnetism" but man, there are a lot of pictures of...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Audition (1999)Asami: Words create lies. Pain can be trusted. In the 25 years that Takashi Miike has been making movies he has made one hundred of them, according to IMDb. And...
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Hit Me Edgar Baby, One More Time
.Hey guys, remember me? Aww that look on Edgar Ramirez' face is so adorably expectant, but I don't think that Hands of Stone is quite going to meet those expectations. The strange red-band trailer that...
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All About Tab
.In case you missed it when it was in theaters (lord knows little things like this sadly don't play everywhere) now's your chance to catch the documentary about Tab Hunter titled, plainly, Tab Hunter...
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Good Morning, World
.Paul Bettany is vacationing in Ibiza right now and while I'm not going to complain about him posting shirtless selfies on Instagram I have to admit that I am a bit worried for him - he is so...
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A Darkness Has Swallowed My Soul
.If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd never watch The Darkness - heck, I'd pretend The Darkness didn't exist. I think it would be better for everybody - me, actors Kevin Bacon and...
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Haints & Bugs & Good Good Times
.Because I'm trying to put Greg McLean's wretched wreck of a film The Darkness out of my mind (which I just reviewed here) I am forcing my brain to happy places, and there's nothing making me happier...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Â Pink Flamingos (1972)Â Connie Marble: Oh, I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world. I love you more than my own filthiness, more than my own hair...
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Which Is Hotter?
.Beautiful and perfect, twenty feet tall and blond and sculpted from marble, Swedish with talent and teeth and muscles poking out of every crevice... but you are older than me, Alexander Skarsgard! You...
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Riz Ahmed Four Times
.Anybody been watching The Night Of?Should I watch it?I do love me some Riz....
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I Am Link
.--- Boo Witch - I won't be watching it (I still haven't watched the first one) but there's a new trailer for the new Blair Witch and you can watch it over here - there are also several stills from the...
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Jason Says Jump, You Jump
.There are two beefcake-fests out this late summer weekend - besides Edgar Ramirez in the boxing-drama Hands of Stone (which we exploited pretty thoroughly yesterday, click here for that) there is also...
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Billy's End Is Our Beginning
.Well I can't think of a better way to finish the short week off than with Billy Magnussen's bare behind waving us towards the great yonder. Let's just pretend that this picture's not a full week old,...
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Good Morning, World
.I did that post about Travis Fimmel's cup of spooge last night and it's only a hop skip n' jump, mentally-speaking, from Travis to Vikings and Vikings to Alexander Ludwig, his co-star on that show,...
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