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The Former Year in Queer
I really didn't do much work over the holiday -- if you follow me on social media then you probably caught on that I spent the majority of my time going through the piles and piles of physical media...
View ArticleWe'll Always Have Elordi
Welp it ended up being quiter today here than I anticipated -- per usual my shitty planning instincts got in the way when I remembered that I have to start getting my shit together for Sundance, and...
View ArticleGuten Morgen, World
I've got a pile of random photos that people posted on Instagram over the holiday break sitting on my computer right now so hopefully they'll get me through a little bit of time with these "Good...
View ArticleNassim Lyes Whoops That Ass
Not sure that I will have the time to write a full and proper review of Frontier(s) director Xavier Gens' new chaotic action flick Mayhem! (yes the title includes an exclamation point)Â starring former...
View ArticleCallum Turner Four Times
I was looking something else up just nown when I realized that my review of George Clooney's latest film The Boys in the Boatdropped right before Christmas and so I never properly linked to that review...
View ArticlePics of the Day
The first two images from David Cronenberg's next movie The Shroudshave arrived thanks to some rag called  Cahiers du Cinéma (via) -- that's Vincent Cassel on the left of course but apparently that's...
View ArticleGood Morning, Chef
The sound I made when I opened up Instagram this morning and these photos of The Bear and The Iron Claw actor Jeremy Allen White modeling for Calvin Klein were the first thing that greeted me -- it...
View ArticleThursday's Ways Not To Die
Las Vegas, "Mothwoman" (2005)To be honest I hadn't thought of this legendary moment in television history in a long time, so huge props to the anonymous commenter who popped on here this morning to...
View ArticleThe Wizard of Lynch
Sometimes I'll say something ridiculous like "Martin Scorsese is the greatest living filmmaker" and I want you to smack me across the mouth whenever that happens, because we all know that the greatest...
View ArticleTwo Trailers of Sheer Terror!
My head's been all over the place today -- blame those Jeremy Allen White underwear pictures that exploded off my screen like fireworks when I first turned on my computer this morning -- and so I...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
I like my men like I like my tighty-whities - cheap and loose!Happy Friday, everybody. We made it.
View ArticlePics of the Day
I can't recall if I'm on the record here on MNPP itself about the fact that I was pretty disappointed by Sean Durkin's new movie The Iron Claw (I did tweet about it) -- I was really looking forward to...
View ArticleNight Swim in 300 Words or Less
I have talked about my perhaps inexplicable affection for the 1977 horror film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats here before (see this post) -- it's not just that amazing title! Death Bed: The Bed That Eats...
View ArticleParker Posey! The White Lotus! Ahhh!!!
Okay we can shut down for the day, we've reached our pinnacle and nothing's gonna top this -- Parker Posey is going to be in The White Lotus' third season. She was on our wish list of names last year...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
Hello and happy Monday! Hope one and all had a good weekend but either way let's get it started with goodness -- somehow over the holidays I completely missed these photos of a half-naked Jude Law...
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