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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Barb and Stars Go to Vista Del Mar(2021)Star: You've been pleasuring me a lot lately. In that last position, your dong went really deep. I think your dong went all the way up...
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Kyle Gallner, Scream King
My review for this one isn't going to hit until this weekend at the earliest, Monday at the latest, but there's a new horror movie out tomorrow called Strange Darling that stars scream-king and noted...
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Good Uhh Afternoon, World
Hey apologies I forgot I had a press screening this morning so I be running behind... but a happy Monday and here's some Ricky Whittle abs goodness to tide you over while I catch up. Thank you for the...
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Glen Powell Assume the Position
Well as you can tell today kind of got away from me -- I went to a screening this morning and then I've been working on a review all afternoon. I'm not sure when that review will go up but it might...
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Good Morning, World
Okay I am sprinkling some goodwill across the site this morning that today will be a fuller, rounder day than yesterday was -- and what better way to find that magic than via Kit Harington's fuller,...
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Jeremy Allen White Fifty-Six Times
After yesterday's lackadaisical posting here on the site, I feel this will more than make up for it -- Jeremy Allen White has graced us (and our loins) with another Calvin Klein campaign (via) and I've...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Mother (1996)Carl: Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.John: I want kids.Carl: Well, adopt.John: I want to pass down my seed.Carl: Masturbate in the garden.Very happy that...
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Pic of the Day
Director Robert Eggers just dropped this new image from his upcoming Nosferatu movie on his Insta -- looks like Lily-Rose Depp might be going through some stuff in this movie! Eggers captioned the...
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I Want Cooper's Sex
When I heard Gregg Araki was making a new movie I was very excited -- Araki is on my Gay Mount Rushmore and it's been an entire decade since he made a movie with White Bird in a Blizzard in 2014. Which...
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My Sweet Darling of Strange
So did any of you go and see Strange Darling this past weekend? It hit about eleven-hundred screens which seems like a lot? I have no concept of how many theaters there are any more -- I realized long...
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Good Morning, World
Odd that I am bringing up Box Office two posts in a row in order to say how I never talk or think about Box Office -- I'd say crown me King of the Hypocrites but I got that crown so long ago it's...
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Pics of the Day
I suppose it's early in the day to dub pictures of an (admittedly world class sexy) actor wearing short-shorts as the "pictures of the day" -- who knows what marvels this Wednesday might hold? But it's...
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CUTOUTS Ho
These are one of those posts that end up being basically for an audience of exactly one person -- that person being myself -- but since I'm my own best audience it's gonna happen. Scroll on by if you...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:The Killer (2023)The Killer: Of those who like to put their faith in mankind's inherent goodness, I have to ask -- based on what, exactly?Happy 62 to David Fincher today! Don't...
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Gael y la Luna
Seeing these new photos of forever besties with benefits Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna (via) reminds me that it's been a very long time since I have watched the movie that began it all Y tu mamá...
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Good Morning, World
I've really been in an Alexander Skarsgård mood all week -- I think it's giving his brother all of this Crow attention? I want to leave a little something for Alex. (Oh I got a little something for...
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