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Today's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...... working out the kinks with Armie Hammer.Oh my god the first clip from Call Me By Your Namehas arrived, you guys!!!! (Thanks to Vanity Fair for this.) And they picked a fine...
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... you can learn from:The Lobster(2015)Hotel Manager: Now the fact that you will turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset...
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.It's the 40th anniversary of Dario Argento's horror classic Suspiria this week and so we're celebrating it "Beauty vs Beast" style over at The Film Experience. GO VOTE! .
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.Lost amid the tumult of the past week's relentless nightmare qualities is the fact that I rewatched Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals a second time - I tweeted about it at the time though, so hoo boy if...
View Article10 Off My Head: Siri Says 2001
.Hey guys, remember 2001? What a boring year, am I right? Nothing happened in 2001 that we're still shuddering through the after-pains of at all. Nothing that shook the very foundation of our democracy...
View ArticleEvery Time I Take A Shower...
.... I picture white orthopedic shoes laying in wait.Is that weird?.
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.So who's watching Taboo? I'm watching Taboo and I am really liking Taboo, you guys. It's goofy as fuck but it clearly knows it - even as it grunts and dives into the muck it is always grinning while...
View ArticleMore Like Marie Samuels Am I Right
.That's a real inside edition Hitchcock joke of a title: "Marie Samuels" is the name that Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) signs in the guest book of the Bates Motel in Psycho when she's just met Norman and...
View ArticleOuija: Origin of Evil in 150 Words or Less
.This movie isn't bad! How the hell is this movie not bad? This movie should totally, totally be bad - every piece of the puzzle seems bad. And yet.. it ain't. I'm as flummoxed as a possessed little...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Die! Die! My Darling!(1965)Pat: Yes, I wondered if you might have a mirror I could... Mrs. Trefoile: A mirror? Is it to adorn yourself, to observe yourself? Mirrors are not but...
View ArticleKarl Glusman Ten Times
.I did an accidental double-feature of Karl Glusman this week - I told you earlier I re-watched Nocturnal Animals, but I also gave another spin to Nicolas Winding Refn's film The Neon Demon (here's my...
View ArticleTimothy Olyphant Wants You Inside Of Him
.We haven't checked in on Lil' Timmy Olyphant in too too long! Not since that time we saw him prancing around in skimpy underpants on stage, probably. (Good memories, good memories.) So what's the deal...
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.A great big interview with Moonlight's Trevante Rhodes at Out magazine showed up last night right before I left work and went home to sink into my sofa in a drunken oblivion desperately pretending the...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from: Mutiny on the Bounty (1935) Christian: He doesn't punish men for discipline. He likes to see men crawl. Clark Gable (who was born on this day in 1901) is talking about Charles...
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.The fine folks at Scream Factory have gotten their beautifully and blessedly grubby paws onto John Waters' 1994 comic masterpiece Serial Mom (aka his second greatest movie) and they are dropping a...
View ArticleAll Glory Be To Ben
.If we can only have one Buffy actor around I suppose we could do worse than it being the currently most fuckable of the bunch -- Charlie Weber's doing pretty well for himself on The Viola Davis Show...
View ArticleJames Wolk Built Shelves For Me
.Oh sure he says on his Instagram that he built themfor baby books because his wife just had a baby(and congrats on that!) but we all know the truth.
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