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Good Afternoon, Gratuitous Harris Dickinson II
Here is how this post happened: I saw one new Harris Dickinson photo this morning. One. (Yes it's one of the photos down below and if you can guess which one I will mail you a cookie.) And then before I knew it I had looked up forty more. Just like that! I had no reason for doing any of this, besides the blinding white heat of needing a distraction from my head caving in upon itself maybe. I haven't yet seen The King's Man, the Kingsman prequel now in theaters...
... I actually like that series of films more than many but not quite enough to brave a pandemic for them; that's a definite wait-for-streaming one. (Here is that film's trailer anyway.) But why not? Why not we all take a lunch-break with a batch of Harris photos I've never posted before? Oh there are plenty I have posted before as well -- hence this post being a sequel, even! See the first "Gratuitous Good Afternoon"here! -- but these ones slipped through my oily grasp until today. Hit the jump for them...
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The Cow Jumped Over the Moon
Writing a negative review of a cheesy Disaster Movie is always a fool's errand because as bad as these movies get I will watch every single one of them dozens of times, no matter how lousy. My life has borne this pattern out time and again. And taking them at all seriously can feel humorless and beside-the-point, to put it plainly -- what are you expecting, fancy-pants critic-man? All that said I had to come down on Roland Emmerich's Moonfall pretty hard in my Pajiba review, which you can read here right now -- it has its moments (for instance Patrick Wilson is wet a lot, and he walks around with no pants on one time) but it's mostly paint-by-numbers and surprisingly humorless itself. All of the humor is inherent in the premise and the increasingly outlandish plot, but the characters, man, they approach everything dull-as-dishwater. I don't care that the plot makes no sense -- less than that, really -- and I appreciate the fact that Emmerich doesn't either; his dedication to nonsense is admirable really, and just what this sort of movies demands. But I never cheered for these people, I only dropped my jaw in awe at the spectacle a couple of times... anyway go read my review. I get into it. The basic gist though? It needed more cows, man.
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Good Morning, Flux Gourmet
Anything else I might have had planned for this morning -- although let's be real, I never have anything planned -- went right out the window as soon as I saw an email in my email inbox from IFC Midnight containing the new teaser trailer for director Peter Strickland's latest movie. I can prove it, too:
Oh don't mind me just crying actual tears of joy that the first thing I am seeing in my inbox this morning is the trailer for a brand new Peter Strickland movie
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 7, 2022
Tweets can be entered into a court of law, right? I am sure our last president made that a thing. Anyway the movie is called Flux Gourmet and I have talked about it before, way back in July when news broke of it -- starring Strickland's usual cast of beloved oddballs, and oh I see you all over this thing, my queen Fatma Mohamed...
... along with the newcomer and name-recognized Asa Butterfield (he's now starred in both a Spielberg movie and a Peter Strickland movie, fer chrissakes!) Flux Gourmet tackles, in usual Stricklandian fashion, a war of wills breaking out inside a gastrointestinal culinary institute. The plot description IFC sent today is a little longer than the first one, but no less delightful, so I'll share that with you too:
"A sonic collective who can’t decide on a name takes up a residency at an institute devoted to culinary and alimentary performance. The members Elle di Elle, Billy Rubin and Lamina Propria are caught up in their own power struggles, only their dysfunctional dynamic is furthermore exacerbated when they have to answer to the institute’s head, Jan Stevens. With the various rivalries unfolding, Stones, the Institute’s ‘dossierge’ has to privately endure increasingly fraught stomach problems whilst documenting the collective’s activities.Upon hearing of Stones's visits to the gastroenterologist, Dr Glock, Elle coerces him into her performances in a desperate bid for authenticity. The reluctant Stones puts up with the collective’s plans to use his condition for their art whilst Jan Stevens goes to war with Elle over creative differences."
I swear I love this man's brain so much. I cannot wait to crawl back into it and roll around. I do suddenly realize all of a sudden that maybe some of you don't have Peter Strickland's name memorized (aka branded on your backside) yet and I haven't mentioned who exactly he is -- he previously directed Berberian Sound Studio, In Fabric, and The Duke of Burgundy, and if you haven't seen any of those movies I recommend you fall down this particular rabbit-hole immediately, as he's one of my favorite working directors -- we're talking like top five here, right alongside David Lynch and Todd Solondz.
Basically I think he's a genius and I will follow him anywhere at this point. So Flux Gourmet is premiering at the Berlinale Fest (which runs from February 10th - 20th) and then IFC is saying the film premieres in theaters and on demand "this summer." That doesn't give me the exact number of days to count but I am counting them anyway. Here's the trailer:
And after the jump I have a few stills that they sent...
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Five Frames From ?
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5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1935
This post hasn't even begun and I have lied to you. LIED. I don't know how we recuperate from this violence, but maybe me spilling the beans will help. You see normally when I do my "Siri Says" series I ask my telephone to choose a number between 1 and 100, and then I give me my five favorite movies from the year that corresponds with the number. That's you, know, kinda the entire idea behind the series. But when I took stock of the archives of this series back in January I realized that I only had 14 out of 100 years left, and to be quite honest it would have taken Siri half an hour at them odds to come up with a fresh number. So I didn't ask Siri! What I did was write the 14 remaining years down on slips of paper and choose the year from that. See?
At least this much is true! I never could have just written "1935" on a random slip of paper or anything -- that would be the work of a crazy person, and you're obviously, hehe, in the hands of the entirely sane here. Only a sane person would spend two paragraphs and what, a good minute of everybody's lives, detailing all of this in minute detail. So yes, the Movies of 1935 is where we're resting our heads this Monday afternoon, and... meh? Not the greatest year for the movies, save stone-cold masterpiece (the first one in my list below) and several solid-enough flicks after that. Tons of very serious literary adaptations this year (David Copperfield, Anna Karenina, A Tale of Two Cities, Crime and Punishment, Peter Ibbetson, A Midsummer Night's Dream) that feel a little musty now. But I dug up some good stuff...
My 5 Favorite Movies of 1935
(dir. James Whale)
-- released on April 19th 1935 --
(dir. Michael Curtiz)
-- released on December 19th 1935 --
(dir. Karl Freund)
-- released on July 12th 1935 --
(dir. Alfred Hitchcock)
-- released on July 31st 1935 --
(dir. Josef von Sternberg)
-- released on March 15th 1935 --
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Runners-up: Top Hat (dir. Mark Sandrich), Mutiny on the Bounty (dir. Frank Lloyd), The Lives of a Bengal Lancer (dir. Henry Hathaway), Triumph of the Will (dir. Leni Riefenstahl), The Raven (dir. Louis Friedlander), The Call of the Wild (dir. William A. Wellman), Magnificent Obsession (dir. John M. Stahl), Mark of the Vampire (dir. Tod Browning), Anna Karenina (dir. Clarence Brown)
Never seen: David Copperfield (dir. George Cukor), The Wedding Night (dir. King Vidor), Roberta (dir. William A. Seiter), The Informer (dir. John Ford), Alice Adams (dir. George Stevens), Peter Ibbetson(dir. Hathaway), Annie Oakley (dir. Stevens), Dangerous (dir. Alfred E. Green), Sylvia Scarlett (dir. Cukor), Toni (dir. Jean Renoir), An Inn in Tokyo (dir. Ozu)
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Quote of the Day
If you have the chance to read an interview with Steven Soderbergh you take that chance, as he's one of the smartest filmmakers and film-lovers that we have, and we've got the chance today! He's interviewed at The Daily Beast because he's got another new movie out this week, the techno-thriller KIMI starring Zoë Kravitz that's hitting HBO Max on Thursday -- read the whole damn thing here. The choice quotes i've seen going around have to do with Superhero Movies because people can't help themselves -- they gotta ask every damn movie-maker about Superhero Movies -- but I'm going to focus on his comments about the third Magic Mike movie, because.. of course I am. No but seriously he offers up more specific information than what we'vehad before on where he's going with it:
Daily Beast: You have a lot of upcoming projects, beginning with the third Magic Mike. What brought you back to the series, especially as a director?
Steven Soderbergh: The live show that Channing and Reid [Carolin] and Alison [Faulk] thought and created. The live show completely blew me away. I’d never seen anything like it. I’d never seen dancing like this, anywhere. I walked out of the theater and started calling everybody to say we need to make a third film about how Mike created that show.
DB: So there’s going to be a life-imitating-art-imitating-life element to the sequel?
SS: Yeah. Through a set of very odd circumstances, Mike is presented with the opportunity to make something like this happen, and the film is about another crazy collection of characters who are trying to pull this off. It’s another of my disguised procedurals, but it’s got massive amounts of dancing in it, and I’m super excited about it. It’s as close to a full-blown musical as I’m ever going to get."
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Manny Jacinto Eight Times
The date on this Manny Jacinto piece in L'Officiel Hommes Philippines magazine is last December but I'll be damned if I caught it before Manny himself Instagrammed it today -- no matter, pictures of this unfathomably beautiful come with no expiration date. But speaking of such concepts do I detect a hint of salt-and-pepper in Manny's hair? (click it to embiggen, if you think your eyes can handle of of this) And does this in fact make him even swoonier? If you guessed the answer's "yes" you win nothing because that's the most obvious answer in the history of questions. Or answers! Hit the jump for the full shoot...
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Good Morning, World
I am trying real, real hard to convince myself that "going out into the world" is a thing that will happen in 2022, and so this past week I've bought tickets to two things unthinkable for the past two years -- I am planning on going to both a concert and a play in May! The concert is Tori Amos, while the play is James McAvoy doing Cyrano at BAM and this gif seen above is to thank for that -- it's all the convincing I needed.
Ohhh Jimmy looking good pic.twitter.com/trIUv6ZWUV
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 31, 2022
Deadly pandemic be damned! Our numbers have here in NYC have cratered enough that I'm convincing myself May is far enough away... that said I totally reserve the right to freak out back into my hidey-hole if the tide turns. For now... oh, let's be optimistic (I know, optimism burns) and celebrate actual possibilities, long thought gone! And let's hit the jump for some prime McAvoy action as of late (dude has really been bringing it lately)...
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Five Frames From ?
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Robert Pattinson Eighteen Times
Big fat crazy photoshoot dropping up against the Oscar nominations this morning, and it's no surprise which of the two things I'm covering -- as happy as I am for Robert Pattinson's ex Kristen Stewart (she earned all the prizes for her work in the delectable Spencer, reviewed here) I gotta run with Rob's "Fight Club by way of Yu-Gi-Oh" photoshoot for British GQ obviously.
I doubt it will surprise any of you hat I am hella into this -- I love it when my boys play the freak; besides channeling Brad Pitt's legendary Steven Klein photoshoot for W Magazine back in 1999 I'm also getting hints of Franz Rogowski's ultra-creepy 2019 photoshoot for Zoo Magazine, and that's alright by me. Legendary perv vibes, I dig it! This is promotional for The Batman -- I haven't read the interview yet, I'll do it over lunch and if there's anything worth chiming in about we'll do that later. Hit the jump for the full shoot right now though...
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Which is Hotter?
In just nine years we'll be celebrating the centennial of James Dean -- of course we'll be celebrating from our post-apocalyptic lava-pits, but celebrating nonetheless! -- who was born on February 8th, 1931. Today though we hit the non-event of his 91 year anniversary, so we'll go with a simple silly little poll in the legend's honor.
bike trails
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Good Morning, World
I wish Hollywood would make better use of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau dammit. He's a plenty good actor and he's a whole lot to look at -- I shouldn't have to watch so many prison and suicide dramas to get my Nicky fix. I guess I still haven't watched last year's The Silencing, a thriller a la Deliverance which saw him playing a woodsy hunter type (read: big beard) who gets caught up in a "deadly game of cat-and-mouse" -- did any of you see that? It's on Prime right now so I guess I should. This new-ish photoshoot that he did for Vogue Scandinavia has served as a good reminder. We love him! Hit the jump for all the hot stache-n-sweatpants action...
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Five Frames From ?
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Those Oscar Things
My attention span with regards to the Academy Awards has really cratered over the past several years -- I have always been skeptical towards them as superficial and mediocre but lately they just aren't even fun? The entire conversation is just joyless to me. It becomes statistics for months of the year instead of a celebration of actual art and I hate it. Anyway I was majorly bored yesterday so I did end up tweeting some about the Oscar nominations and when my pal Nathaniel at The Film Experience asked I tossed off a few remarks with the rest of the TFE crew -- you can see that stuff here.
You were all too good for them, fam! pic.twitter.com/v3jubKy7Oc
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 8, 2022
Generally it's a pretty good batch of nominations? Lots of things I love in the mix -- it's a year where my favorite movie of the year (Jane Campion's The Power of the Dog) is also the frontrunner for Best Picture, and that lines up so rarely it should be noted. Very happy for everybody involved with that movie nommed -- Dunst! Plemons! Kodi! (Just hope the two Supporting Actors don't cross each other out because this should be Kodi's statue -- he gave my fave perf of the year as well.) Jonny Greenwood! Ari f'ing Wegner!
No but seriously ARI FUCKING WEGNER Y'ALL pic.twitter.com/Pyo083GWy7
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 8, 2022
Also super happy that Kristen Stewart made it in as I am a big Spencer lover. Looking at the Best Picture line-up there are only two movies in it that would make my Top 10, I think -- that'd be the aforementioned Power of the Dog and probably Licorice Pizza? If you can't tell I haven't even thought about my Top 10 for 2021 yet, haha -- this is how serious I am about awards turning me off these days. I don't even want to think about ranking my own favorites anymore. Other BP nominees -- I like West Side Story and Nightmare Alley and Dune and Drive My Car. Belfast and Don't Look Up are middlingly okay. I couldn't stand King Richard or CODA. (Ugh CODA. By far my least favorite. Smarm personified.) They do adore their mediocrity most of the time. Super irritated that room wasn't made for movies like The Green Knight, The French Dispatch, Zola, Red Rocket, C'mon C'mon, Spencer (the techs ignoring this movie is criminal), Titane and a dozen more. But sure what JK Simmons did in Being the Ricardos deserved a spot! Sure okay whatever, Oscars. You do you...
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5 Off My Head: It's Rendez-vous Time Again!
An annual fave here in NYC has just gifted us with something to look forward to -- Film at Lincoln Center has announced 2022's line-up for the "Rendez-vous with French Cinema" series, running from March 3rd through 13th they'll be screening 23 films including new ones from luminaries like Claire Denis, Francois Ozon, Arnaud Desplechin, Jacques Audiard, Mathieu Amalric, and Christophe Honoré! Oh and only the world's greatest actress Juliette Binoche will be here in NYC in person for a couple of screenings! Sacré bleu! (Pictured up top is actor Sandor Funtek, who's in the film Authentik.) I've got the full press release with every title listed down below but I wanna highlight the ones that I am personally most interested in seeing, because this is my site and that's what I do here. Oui? Oui. (Here I'll give you the film titles and directors and my brief reasons for wanting to see them, but if you want the plot specifics scan down to the press release.)
5 Rendez-vous Titles to Rendez-vous With
Fire directed by Claire Denis
This one's the Opening Night film and stars Juliette Binoche (both Binoche and Denis will be here in person for the screening) and really, what more do you need to know? It is Claire Denis' new movie with Juliette Binoche. Oh how about the fact that Juli's co-star is Vincent Lindon, who just gave the performance of his life in Titane last year? HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?
Guermantes directed by Christophe Honoré
I contemplated not even writing these paragraphs describing why I want to see these five movies and just listing the titles, because all but one of them come down to the name of the director making the film. Sorry, I'm an auteurist slut! Honoré has a lifetime pass from me thanks to his gay romance Sorry Angel in 2018. I'lls ee all of his movies forever now! (That said no I still haven't watched Love Songs, I keep forgetting! It's a happy treat I am saving for myself, basically.)
Everything Went Fine directed by François Ozon
Ozon always switches things up between films so this one appears to be very different from last year's extremely gay Summer of 85 -- that said I've seen 90% of Ozon's movies and pretty much loved every single one, even if they're the less gay ones.
Paris, 13th District directed by Jacques Audiard
And yes still speaking of directors I trust implicitly -- Audiard I trust more than any of these names I have listed so far. This is the man who made A Prophet and Rust and Bone and The Sisters Brothers, for god's sake. Just a long line of masterpieces in his wake.
Lost Illusions by Xavier Giannoli
Weirdly I was just tweeting about this movie!
Don't mind me I have just fallen down a Vincent Lacoste and Benjamin Voisin looking adorable together hole (anybody seen Lost Illusions, the movie they have been promoting?) pic.twitter.com/p3buoikfjM
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 8, 2022
I didn't even know it would be playing the fest when I tweeted that, but sign me up! (Also a reader who's seen the film alerted me to lots of Voison --who you should recognize from the just-mentioned Summer of 85 -- nudity. As if I needed more reasons!)
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Plots and all of that boring stuff can be perused down below, after the jump -- tickets for the fest will be on sale on the 15th for FLC members and the 18th for everybody else on their website. Can't wait to check these out!
UNIFRANCE AND FILM AT LINCOLN CENTER ANNOUNCE
THE COMPLETE LINEUP FOR THE 27TH RENDEZ-VOUS WITH FRENCH CINEMA, MARCH 3–13
Opening Night—Claire Denis’s Fire starring Juliette Binoche, with Denis and Binoche in person
The annual French cinema showcase celebrates the latest from Mathieu Amalric, Jacques Audiard, Arnaud Desplechin, and more, with brilliant debut features from Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet, Vincent Maël Cardona, Emilie Carpentier, Vincent Le Port, and Constance Meyer
New York, NY (February 9, 2022) – Unifrance and Film at Lincoln Center announce the complete lineup for the 27th edition of Rendez-Vous with French Cinema, the celebrated annual festival that exemplifies the variety and vitality of contemporary French filmmaking, taking place March 3–13.
The 2022 Opening Night selection is Claire Denis’s Fire, featuring screen legend Juliette Binoche as Sara, navigating the reemergence of her ex-lover François (Grégoire Colin), who coincidentally contacts her partner Jean (Vincent Lindon) for a business proposition. The melancholic drama showcases Denis’s characteristic knack for capturing the intimate sensuality of everyday life, bolstered by a gorgeous score from regular collaborators Tindersticks.
“It is a great honor this year to be joined by the great Claire Denis and icon Juliette Binoche,” said Daniela Elstner, Executive Director of Unifrance. “Their presence highlights what French cinema represents for American audiences today: an alternative voice and vision on human relationships, world issues, and collective consciousness, which is reflected throughout this year’s selection. This feels especially relevant this year: in March 2020, Rendez-Vous with French Cinema was the last big film event in NYC before everything shut down. Two years later, it feels great to say that we are back with an in-person festival and more than 20 French filmmakers and talent, including exciting new voices and returning favorites, in attendance.”
“What a great way to rejoice in the return to spring with Rendez-Vous with French Cinema, celebrating its 27 years of collaboration with Unifrance" said Florence Almozini, FLC Senior Programmer at Large. "This year’s lineup is not to be missed, proving the strength, the diversity, and the vitality of French cinema, thanks to remarkable works from returning directors Claire Denis, Arnaud Desplechin, Mathieu Almaric, Jacques Audiard, and Emmanuel Carrère, as well as exciting films from up-and-coming talents Emilie Carpentier, Vincent Maël Cardona, Rachel Lang, Leyla Bouzid, and many others. We truly cannot wait to share with you this mesmerizing lineup of French gems."
Highlights of the 23-film lineup include Authentik, Audrey Estrougo’s crowd-pleasing and galvanizing biopic of rap duo Suprême NTM, offering a dynamic reconstruction of a moment in hip-hop’s global explosion; Emmanuel Carrère’s Between Two Worlds, taking inspiration from investigative journalist Florence Aubenas’s 2010 best-selling nonfiction book The Night Cleaner and a longtime passion project for star Juliette Binoche; Deception, master filmmaker Arnaud Desplechin’s adaptation of Philip Roth’s classic novel encompassing a fusion of rigorous intellectual discourse and fervid emotionality; Rendez-Vous regular Christophe Honoré’s Guermantes, cunningly shot and wonderfully imagined by Honoré’s theatrical community despite the production’s debilitating COVID delays; Hold Me Tight, Mathieu’s Amalric’s daringly fluid portrait of one woman’s fractured psyche; Antoine Barraud’s third narrative feature Madeleine Collins, equal parts drama and thriller, starring Virginie Efira (Paul Verhoeven’s Benedetta); Our Men, starring director and Rendez-Vous regular Louis Garrel and directed by Rachel Lang, drawing upon her own background as an officer in the French army reserves; Paris, 13th District, Palme d’Or–winner Jacques Audiard’s exploration of casual sex, webcams, and relationships in an unsparing but nonjudgmental portrait of young Parisians; and much more.
This year’s lineup also features a number of highly anticipated debut features, including Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet’s Anaïs in Love, which premiered in the Critics’ Week section at last year’s Cannes; Vincent Le Port’s Bruno Reidal, Confessions of a Murderer, a cold and unnervingly charged portrait of a sexually driven killer; Emilie Carpentier’s The Horizon, following disaffected teenagers discovering a sense of purpose in political engagement; Magnetic Beats; Vincent Maël Cardona’s heady, emotionally rich reconstruction of an intense moment of social and cultural change and a Directors’ Fortnight selection at last year’s Cannes; and Constance Meyer’s Robust, featuring Gérard Depardieu and a premise reminiscent of the unlikely friendship in 2012’s Rendez-Vous selection The Intouchables, but with a drier sense of humor that’s all its own.
Confirmed to appear in person at the festival are: Mathieu Amalric, Jacques Audiard, Antoine Barraud, Philippe Béziat, Juliette Binoche, Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet, Leyla Bouzid, Vincent Maël Cardona, Emilie Carpentier, Emmanuel Carrère, Claire Denis, Arnaud Desplechin, Eric Dumont, Déborah Lukumuena, Aurélia Georges, Axelle Ropert, with more to follow.
Free talks include a sit-down with filmmakers Claire Denis and official Guest of Honor at this year’s Rendez-Vous Jim Jarmusch, in an extended conversation about their decades-spanning careers; Juliette Binoche and Déborah Lukumuena, meeting to discuss their professional trajectories and creative influences; and “Working the image : a French-American look at cinematography,” a special panel organized in partnership with French In Motion and the Gotham Film & Media Institute and bringing together French and American filmmakers and cinematographers to discuss their varied inspirations, creative philosophies, and artistic practices.
Moviegoers will have the opportunity to recognize their favorite film in the lineup with the third annual Rendez-Vous Audience Award. This year’s festival will also feature the inaugural Best Emerging Filmmaker Award, a new initiative to bring attention to the unique cinematic point of view of emerging filmmakers and their interpretation of France’s new and diverse identities, and to encourage young people to attend the festival. Six students pursuing film and French studies degrees from NYC colleges will be invited to participate in the jury and to choose their favorite first or second feature from this year’s Rendez-Vous slate. Each jury member will receive a free all-access pass to view every screening in the festival. The jury-awarded film will be announced shortly after the end of the festival alongside the Rendez-Vous Audience Award.
To further encourage young people to be part of Rendez-Vous, two free school screenings of The Horizon will be organized on March 10 and 11, with director Emilie Carpentier in attendance for a post-screening discussion with middle-, high-school, and college students.
Organized by Florence Almozini and Maddie Whittle, in collaboration with Unifrance.
Rendez-Vous with French Cinema is sponsored by TV5 Monde, Villa Albertine, The Taub Family Selections, AFC and FIAF.
Member ticket presale for Rendez-Vous with French Cinema begins on February 15 at noon, with tickets for the general public available starting February 18 at noon. Tickets are $17; $13 for students, seniors (62+), and persons with disabilities; and $12 for Film at Lincoln Center members. Opening Night tickets for Claire Denis’ Fire are $25 and $20 for all Film at Lincoln Center members. Students can see more and save with the purchase of the $35 Student All-Access Pass.
Tickets to the free talks will be distributed at the corresponding box office on a first-come, first-served basis beginning one hour prior to the event start. Please note that the line may form in advance. Limit one ticket per person, subject to availability.
FILMS & DESCRIPTIONS
All films screen in the Walter Reade Theater (165 W. 65th St.) unless otherwise noted
Opening Night
Fire / Avec amour et acharnement
Claire Denis, 2021, France, 116m
French with English subtitles
The legendary Claire Denis delivers an understated yet psychologically vivid romantic drama, co-written with her Let the Sunshine In collaborator Christine Angot. On her way to work one day, Sara (Juliette Binoche) spies her ex-lover François (Grégoire Colin) outside of the metro; shortly thereafter, by a seeming coincidence, François gets in touch with Jean (Vincent Lindon), his old friend—and Sara’s partner—to propose they go into business together on a new venture. François’s unexpected reemergence in their lives, and the emotional destabilization that comes with it, propel this finely wrought and melancholic narrative, with Denis’s characteristic knack for capturing the intimate sensuality of everyday life on full display, bolstered by a typically gorgeous score from regular collaborators Tindersticks. An IFC Films release.
Thursday, March 3, 6:30pm (Introduced by Claire Denis and Juliette Binoche)
Thursday, March 3, 9:15pm
Anaïs in Love / Les Amours d'Anaïs
Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet, 2021, France, 98m
English and French with English subtitles
Behind on her rent, contemplating breaking up with her boyfriend, and struggling to complete her thesis, thirtysomething Anaïs (Anaïs Demoustier) is in a manic search for stability. An affair with middle-aged publisher Daniel (Denis Podalydès, also in this year’s Rendez-Vous selection Deception) seems like a dead end until Anaïs discovers the literary work of his formidable partner Emilie (Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi). Writer-director Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet’s effervescent feature debut (which premiered in the Critics’ Week section at last year’s Cannes) draws in part upon her background in publishing to ground a tale of self-discovery as literate and delightful as it is unexpected, keeping both Anaïs and viewers off-balance until the very final, cliché-shattering final shot. A Magnolia Pictures release.
Sunday, March 6, 12:45pm (Q&A with Charline Bourgeois-Tacquet)
Friday, March 11, 3:30pm
Authentik / Suprêmes
Audrey Estrougo, 2021, France, 112m
French with English subtitles
Doing for French rap duo Suprême NTM what Straight Outta Compton did for N.W.A., Audrey Estrougo’s crowd-pleasing and galvanizing biopic kicks off in 1989. A collaboration that begins on a whim between two friends takes off after an electrifying debut performance unexpectedly thrusts JoeyStarr (Théo Christine) and Kool Shen (Sandor Funtek) into the spotlight. The pair court controversy as their music increasingly speaks to their marginalized community’s struggles, building to a head when their single “Police” attracts official outrage. A dynamic reconstruction of a moment in hip-hop’s global explosion, Estrougo takes viewers back to a key moment in French society when long-dismissed voices started, quite literally, to be heard in a new way.
Tuesday, March 8, 6:00pm (Q&A with director of photography Eric Dumont)
Friday, March 11, 1:00pm
Between Two Worlds / Le Quai de Ouistreham
Emmanuel Carrère, 2021, France, 106m
French with English subtitles
Famed journalist Marianne Winckler (Juliette Binoche) goes undercover to investigate the exploitation of cleaning people in the north of France, eventually landing a job on a ferry. As she learns more about the plight of these workers on the margins, Marianne grows closer to her new comrades—while simultaneously beginning to harbor concerns that she’ll be complicit in their exploitation when she returns to Paris and writes a book about her experiences. A longtime passion project for star Binoche, Between Two Worlds takes inspiration from investigative journalist Florence Aubenas’s 2010 best-selling nonfiction book The Night Cleaner; the writer would only agree to let it be adapted by the great French novelist Emmanuel Carrère, who co-wrote and directed this feature—his first since 2005’s acclaimed La Moustache. A Cohen Media Group release.
Saturday, March 5, 6:15pm (Q&A with Emmanuel Carrère and Juliette Binoche)
Bruno Reidal, Confessions of a Murderer / Bruno Reidal
Vincent Le Port, 2021, France, 101m
French with English subtitles
1905: When Bruno Reidal (Dimitri Doré), a young seminary student, confesses to the brutal murder of a 13-year-old, three doctors are tasked with determining whether or not he’s insane. At a moment when the separation of church and state has just been legally codified in France, determining the motivations of a future member of the Catholic Church proves especially tricky. Under the supervision of Dr. Alexandre Lacassagne (Jean-Luc Vincent), Bruno is tasked with writing his memoirs to help the committee make their decision. Working from the real Reidal’s lucid, extraordinarily detached, and analytical volume, Vincent Le Port’s feature debut is a chilly, unnerving, and existentially charged portrait of a sexually driven killer within a religious milieu.
Wednesday, March 9, 1:00pm
Friday, March 11, 9:00pm
Deception / Tromperie
Arnaud Desplechin, 2021, France, 105m
French with English subtitles
“I’m a talk fetishist!” exclaims novelist Philip (Denis Podalydès) in one of the many conversations before, during, and after sex with his married (but not to him) partner (Léa Seydoux). Love, Israel, regret, and mortality are all in the heady conversational mix in the latest from master filmmaker Arnaud Desplechin (A Christmas Tale, My Golden Days). A longtime dream project for the co-writer and director, Deception is a faithful adaptation of Philip Roth’s novel of the same name, whose fusion of rigorous intellectual discourse and explosive emotionality is a perfect fit for Desplechin. The bold chorus of voices from lovers past, present, and possibly imaginary includes a deeply moving supporting turn from Emmanuelle Devos, the auteur’s frequent leading lady.
Saturday, March 5, 9:15pm (Q&A with Arnaud Desplechin)
Sunday, March 13, 3:30pm
Everything Went Fine / Tout s'est bien passé
François Ozon, 2021, France, 113m
French and German with English subtitles
After a stroke leaves him paralyzed in one arm, 85-year-old André Bernheim (Rendez-Vous favorite André Dussolier) demands that his eldest daughter, Emmanuèle (Sophie Marceau), help him commit suicide. With the grudging support of her younger sister Pascale (Géraldine Pailhas), Emmanuèle begins sorting through the complicated processes and bureaucratic hurdles necessary to fulfill her father’s request. Based on an autobiographical novel by Emmanuèle Bernheim, the latest film from the ever-unpredictable, genre-hopping François Ozon is a dramatic change of pace from last year’s nostalgic and romantic Rendez-Vous selection Summer of 85. Unsentimental and often surprisingly funny, Everything Went Fine offers both a look at the logistics of approaching death on one’s own terms and a nuanced portrait of a complicated family, featuring the legendary Charlotte Rampling (Ozon’s Under the Sand star) as André’s estranged wife. A Cohen Media Group release.
Monday, March 7, 6:00pm
Gallant Indies / Indes galantes
Philippe Béziat, 2020, France, 108m
English and French with English subtitles
In 2019, eight opera singers and 30 dancers from a wide variety of artistic and demographic backgrounds convened at Paris’s Opéra Bastille to begin work on an ambitious new production of Les Indes galantes. The baroque composition by Jean-Philippe Rameau is a cornerstone of French musical history, but its beautiful melodies come alongside a host of outdated conceptions of “exotic” locations and peoples. Philippe Béziat’s documentary captures the work of this multifaceted troupe under the direction of artist and filmmaker Clément Cogitore; together, they work to deliver Rameau’s opera into the 21st century and the everyday diversity of contemporary France, integrating questions of racism, classism, and colonialism into a radical new staging that both honors and transforms the original text. A Distrib Films US release.
Saturday, March 12, 6:15pm (Q&A with Philippe Béziat)
Guermantes
Christophe Honoré, 2021, France, 139m
French with English subtitles
North American Premiere
When Rendez-Vous regular Christophe Honoré (Love Songs, On a Magical Night) began work on a stage adaptation of Proust in spring 2020, the COVID pandemic quickly shut it down. Rehearsals resumed that summer, but when performances were once again canceled until fall, Honoré decided to adapt by continuing to rehearse for the pure, communal joy of the theatrical experience—even if there would be no in-person audience to witness the performances that resulted. That’s the part-real, part-fictional premise of Honoré’s latest film, which—for the first time—places the writer-director front and center as a character in his own work. Despite the obstacles around them, Honoré and his theatrical community forge ahead, finding love, inspiration, and a healthy helping of casually nude conversations along the way.
Tuesday, March 8, 3:00pm
Sunday, March 13, 12:30pm
Hold Me Tight / Serre moi fort
Mathieu Amalric, 2021, France, 97m
French and German with English subtitles
Vicky Krieps (Phantom Thread, Bergman Island) gives another riveting performance as Camille, a woman on the run from her family for reasons that aren’t immediately clear. Widely renowned as an actor but less well-known here for his equally impressive work behind the camera, Mathieu Amalric’s sixth feature directorial outing—his most ambitious to date—is a virtuosic, daringly fluid portrait of one woman’s fractured psyche. Alternating between Camille’s adventures on the road and her abandoned husband Marc (Arieh Worthalter) as he struggles to take care of their children at home, Amalric’s film keeps viewers uncertain as to the reality of what they’re seeing until the final moments of this richly rewarding, moving, and unpredictable portrait of grief.
Sunday, March 6, 9:00pm (Q&A with Mathieu Amalric)
Sunday, March 13, 6:00pm
The Horizon / L’Horizon
Emilie Carpentier, 2021, France, 85m
French with English subtitles
North American Premiere
As Emilie Carpentier’s debut feature The Horizon begins, 18-year-old Adja (Tracy Gotoas) is disconnected from her community—indifferent to climate change and mocking the efforts of activists to oppose construction of a new mixed-use facility. But when she grows closer to classmate Arthur (Sylvain Le Gall)—an earnest activist and fellow intern at a nursing home—Adja begins to find a sense of purpose in political engagement, drifting away from her shallow group of friends. At The Horizon’s center is an in-depth immersion in the routines, self-constructed communities, and urgent day-to-day efforts of an organically diverse coalition of young activists. Harnessing flawless performances from her young leads, Carpentier plunges viewers into the midst of a new generation of activists’ coming of age.
Tuesday, March 8, 1:00pm
Thursday, March 10, 6:00pm (Q&A with Emilie Carpentier)
Lost Illusions / Illusions perdues
Xavier Giannoli, 2021, France, 149m
French with English subtitles
In 1821, Lucien de Rubempré (Benjamin Voisin) arrives in Paris as a sensitive and idealistic young poet determined to write a reputation-making novel. Instead, he finds himself swept into journalism, whose influence and reach is booming with the help of the printing press, widely available of late. Under the mentorship of editor Étienne Lousteau (Vincent Lacoste), Lucien agrees to write rave theater reviews for bribes, achieving material success at the expense of his conscience. With this sweeping, sumptuous adaptation of one of Honoré de Balzac’s greatest novels, Xavier Giannoli crafts a surprisingly contemporary tale of corruption amidst an early form of “fake news,” boasting an all-star cast that includes Gérard Depardieu and Jeanne Balibar. A Music Box Films release.
Tuesday, March 8, 9:00pm
Friday, March 11, 6:00pm
Madeleine Collins
Antoine Barraud, 2021, France/Belgium/Switzerland, 102m
French with English subtitles
Judith Fauvet (Virginie Efira, most recently acclaimed for her leading performance in Paul Verhoeven’s Benedetta) leads a double life with two families: raising a daughter with one partner in Switzerland, and another two sons in France with another. The mysterious reasons for Judith’s lies, and the complications that ensue from her increasingly futile efforts to keep the two lives separate, propel the third narrative feature from Antoine Barraud (Portrait of the Artist, Rendez-Vous 2015), anchored by a virtuoso turn from Efira in all of her character’s many guises. The question of what Judith wants is slowly unraveled in this gorgeously shot film that’s equal parts drama and thriller—unpredictable in its unfolding, full of unexpected twists, and unexpectedly satisfying in its resolution.
Friday, March 4, 3:45pm (Q&A with Antoine Barraud)
Saturday, March 12, 9:15pm (Q&A with Antoine Barraud)
Magnetic Beats / Les Magnétiques
Vincent Maël Cardona, 2021, France/Germany, 98m
English, German, and French with English subtitles
Brittany, early 1980s: With political and cultural transition in the air, little brother Philippe (Thimotée Robart) stands in awe of moody, indulgent, but charismatic older sibling Jérôme (Joseph Olivennes). The two are passionate about operating a post-punk pirate station named (in homage to Joy Division) Radio Warsaw. Jérôme is the silver-tongued but mercurial on-air DJ, Philippe the shy technical support with a talent for sonic collage. Both fall for single mother Marianne (Marie Colomb), just before Philippe has to begin his compulsory year of military service abroad in Berlin. Vincent Maël Cardona’s feature-film debut (which premiered in Directors’ Fortnight at last year’s Cannes) is a heady, emotionally rich reconstruction of an intense moment of social and cultural change, complete with an excellent soundtrack.
Saturday, March 5, 3:30pm (Q&A with Vincent Maël Cardona)
Wednesday, March 9, 8:30pm
Our Men / Mon légionnaire
Rachel Lang, 2021, Belgium/France, 106m
French, Russian, and English with English subtitles
U.S. Premiere
In a dramatic change of pace from his usual urbane parts, Louis Garrel (a regular presence in Rendez-Vous selections and a talented director in his own right) stars as Maxime, a stoic commander in the French Foreign Legion. Stationed at an outpost in Corsica, Maxime is placed in charge of a dangerous and sensitive mission to Mali. Under his command is Ukrainian soldier Vlad (Aleksandr Kuznetsov), whose fiancée Nika (Ina Marija Bartaité) babysits for Maxime’s wife (Camille Cottin). Deftly juggling the perspectives of officers, the men they command, and the partners of both, Our Men is an impressively assured and unsensational drama about an oft-misunderstood organization, given palpable realism by writer-director Rachel Lang, who draws upon her own background as an officer in the French army reserves.
Friday, March 4, 1:00pm
Monday, March 7, 8:30pm
Paris, 13th District / Les Olympiades, Paris 13e
Jacques Audiard, 2021, 105m
French, Mandarin, and English with English subtitles
Transplanting the work of graphic novelist Adrian Tomine from the U.S. to France, Palme d’Or–winner Jacques Audiard (Dheepan) dives into the mores of modern love in his latest film. A series of overlapping characters and stories begins with Émilie (Lucie Zhang), a young woman who hooks up with the first roommate she finds to supplement her income. Meanwhile, young Nora (Noémie Merlant) is mistaken for an online sex worker, Amber Sweet (Jehnny Beth, of the post-punk band Savages), and gets in touch with her, only to unexpectedly develop a connection. Casual sex, webcams, and fluidly intertwining relationships are all explored in this unsparing but nonjudgmental portrait of young Parisians in and out of love and lust. An IFC Films release.
Friday, March 4, 9:00pm (Q&A with Jacques Audiard)
Monday, March 7, 1:00pm
Petite Solange
Axelle Ropert, 2021, France, 86m
French with English subtitles
North American Premiere
Jade Springer makes an extraordinary feature-film debut as Solange, a lively 13-year-old living in Nantes with her music-shop-owner father Antoine (Philippe Katerine) and actress mother Aurélia (Léa Drucker). When their marriage starts falling apart, the normally cheerful Solange is unprepared and emotionally destabilized. While her brother Romain (Grégoire Montana) takes advantage of an opportunity to avoid turmoil by going abroad, Solange feels increasingly alone and erratic in navigating this unexpected familial collapse. Deftly transitioning from comedy to drama, director Axelle Ropert (Miss and the Doctors, Rendez-Vous 2014) takes inspiration from The 400 Blows in a sensitive divorce drama that places children, rather than adults, at the center of attention.
Monday, March 7, 3:30pm
Saturday, March 12, 12:30pm (Q&A with Axelle Ropert)
Rise / En corps
Cédric Klapisch, 2022, France/Belgium, 117m
French and English with English subtitles
North American Premiere
Ballerina Elise (Marion Barbeau) suffers two injuries at the same time: a devastating fall on stage that leaves her injured and unable to dance for up to two years, and her partner suddenly and humiliatingly breaking up with her for another dancer. Initially devastated, Elise slowly rebuilds her life while redirecting her efforts to contemporary dance in the troupe of real-life Israeli choreographer Hofesh Shechter, playing himself. Opening with a lengthy performance sure to delight ballet aficionados, Rise places real-life ballerina Barbeau at the center of the latest crowd-pleaser from Cédric Klapisch (L'Auberge espagnole; Rendez-Vous 2020 selection Someone, Somewhere). In a star-making performance, Barbeau—a principal in the Paris Opera Ballet—proves every bit as talented an actress on screen as she is a dancer on stage.
Wednesday, March 9, 6:00pm
Sunday, March 13, 8:30pm
Robust / Robuste
Constance Meyer, 2021, France/Belgium, 95m
French with English subtitles
Well past his prime, once-famed actor Georges (Gérard Depardieu) is struggling with health problems and a reputation for being difficult to work with. While preparing for his latest role, Georges is thrown for a loop when his assistant takes time off, leaving him temporarily dependent on help from replacement security guard (and amateur female wrestler) Aïssa (Déborah Lukumuena). The two develop an increasingly warm and supportive relationship in Constance Meyer’s assured feature debut, whose premise is reminiscent of the unlikely friendship in 2012’s Rendez-Vous selection The Intouchables, but with a drier sense of humor that’s all its own. Front and center is Depardieu, winking at his own image as an increasingly difficult and divisive legend in a part as hilarious as it is poignant.
Sunday, March 6, 3:30pm (Q&A with Déborah Lukumuena)
Thursday, March 10, 3:45pm
Secret Name / La Place d'une autre
Aurélia Georges, 2021, France, 112m
French with English subtitles
While serving on the front lines of World War I, a former sex worker who’s now a nurse, Nélie Laborde (Lyna Khoudri, The French Dispatch), is given the unexpected chance to start a new life when one of her patients, Rose Juillet (Maud Wyler), is seemingly killed by invading German troops. Nélie assumes Rose’s identity and leaves the field of battle for the north of France, where the well-off Eléonore de Lengwil (Rendez-Vous favorite Sabine Azéma) lives. Rose was to be her ward, and—under her false identity—Nélie grows closer to Eléonore over their shared love of literature. Loosely adapted and updated from a Wilkie Collins novel, Aurélia Georges’s film (which premiered at last year’s Locarno Film Festival) brings the intensity of a thriller to a thoughtful drama about female identity.
Thursday, March 10, 1:00pm
Saturday, March 12, 3:15pm (Q&A with Aurélia Georges)
A Tale of Love and Desire / Une histoire d'amour et de désir
Leyla Bouzid, 2021, France/Tunisia, 102m
French and Arabic with English subtitles
Two students from very different backgrounds, both enrolled at the Sorbonne, find themselves passionately attracted to each other in Tunisian-born writer-director Leyla Bouzid’s sophomore feature. Ahmed (Sami Outalbali) is a shy, socially conservative Arab of Algerian background, born and raised in Paris; Farah (Zbeida Belhajamor) is an outgoing, sexually confident young Tunisian immigrant. They meet on the way to the same bookstore to purchase ancient, sexually charged Arabic poetry, and their mutual study of these texts helps kindle a spark between the two that causes Ahmed to increasingly question his values. Bouzid’s sensual and sensitive drama is a cross-sectional portrait of the diverse varieties of Arab diaspora life unfolding in the heart of a very contemporary Paris. A Distrib Films US release
Saturday, March 5, 12:30pm (Q&A with Leyla Bouzid)
Wednesday, March 9, 3:30pm
Touchez pas au grisbi
Jacques Becker, France/Italy, 1954, 94m
French with English subtitles
Aging hoods Max le Menteur (Jean Gabin) and Riton (René Dary) are sitting pretty after pulling off the heist of a lifetime—50 million francs in gold bullion snatched at Orly airport. For Max, this grisbi (loot) will ensure him a cushy retirement; for Riton, it will help him hold onto his two-faced girlfriend Josy (Jeanne Moreau, in one of her earliest film appearances), who, along with Max’s moll Lola, is appearing in a new floor show at the nightclub of their longtime underworld buddy, Pierrot (nicknamed “Fats”). But Max and Riton have another thing coming. Director Jacques Becker’s brilliantly crafted, surprisingly poignant crime drama features Gabin in a tremendous performance that helped relaunch his sagging career and won him the Best Actor award at the 1954 Venice Film Festival.
Friday, March 4, 6:30pm (Introduced by Jim Jarmusch)
Undercover / Enquête sur un scandale d'État
Thierry de Peretti, 2021, France, 121m
French with English subtitles
U.S. Premiere
Based on the real-life scandal that led to the 2017 indictment of police chief François Thierry for drug smuggling, Undercover patiently untangles a complicated trafficking scheme that unfolded within the legal system itself. When informant Hubert Antoine (Roschdy Zem) makes his initial outreach to Libération journalist Stéphane Vilner (Pio Marmaï), he produces documentation that reveals narcotics chief Jacques Billard (Vincent Lindon, also in this year’s Opening Night selection Fire) to be a high-level trafficker. The dogged, sometimes thorny relationship between the two men over three years—and the consequences of their revelations—drive this methodical procedural in the tradition of All the President’s Men and Spotlight, shot by Claire Mathon (Portrait of a Lady on Fire) with classical restraint and elegance.
Sunday, March 6, 6:15pm
Thursday, March 10, 8:45pm
FREE TALKS
All talks are held at the Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center (144 W. 65th St.)
Free Talk: Claire Denis & Jim Jarmusch
Claire Denis, the singular cinematic visionary behind Beau Travail (NYFF37), Let the Sunshine In (NYFF55), and High Life (NYFF56), returns to Film at Lincoln Center with this year's Opening Night selection Fire, a searing and unsparing romantic drama. We're excited to bring together Denis and Jim Jarmusch—an icon of the American independent filmmaking landscape, and the official Guest of Honor at the 2022 edition of Rendez-Vous—for an extended conversation about their decades-spanning careers.
Friday, March 4, 5:00pm, Francesca Beale Theater
Free Talk: Juliette Binoche & Déborah Lukumuena
In a Rendez-Vous lineup that features an abundance of extraordinary performances from women, two names stand out: Juliette Binoche, a much-acclaimed icon of French and international cinema, anchoring new films from directors Claire Denis (Fire) and Emmanuel Carrère (Between Two Worlds); and Déborah Lukumuena, a singular talent and rising star who embodies the best of a new generation of young French actors, performing opposite Gérard Depardieu in Constance Meyer's Robust. Join us for a conversation in which we'll explore two women's professional trajectories and creative influences, their philosophies and priorities in selecting new projects, and their respective relationships with the American film industry.
Saturday, March 5, 4:30pm, Amphitheater
Free Talk: Working the image: A French-American look at cinematography
The collaboration between a film's director and its director of photography is central to crafting the film's visual language, defining its forms and rhythms, and bringing its characters and setting to life. This special panel conversation will bring together French and American filmmakers and cinematographers—working across a range of genres, styles, and moods—to discuss their influences, their creative philosophies and working methods, and the choices that shape their artistic practice.
In partnership with French In Motion and the Gotham Film & Media Institute
Monday, March 7, 5:00pm, Amphitheater
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Quote of the Day
If you're smart you pre-ordered NYT writer (and friend of MNPP) Kyle Buchanan's book -- titled Blood, Sweat & Chrome: The Wild and True Story of Mad Max: Fury Road about, well, the title says what it's about -- the second it was announced way back. But this excerpt that was posted on Variety today (the book's out on the 22nd) will probably push some of you hold-out pervs over the finish line (in more ways than one):
"Near the end of the process, Hardy emerged as a front-runner alongside Jeremy Renner and Armie Hammer. Hardy and Hammer even read together as part of their audition, and when Hardy gnashed his teeth and spat at his scene partner, Hammer told Miller that Hardy needed to be Max more than he did...Audition cameraman Todd Matthew Grossman told Buchanan, “Jeremy and Armie were equally wonderful, but there was something about Tom in the room where it felt like that was Max, without a doubt. He had that kind of suppressed emotional dryness that you’d find in a post-apocalypse and, buried underneath it, disdain for the world. There was this intensity that burned through the lens.” Miller added, “I had the same feeling about Tom that I had when Mel Gibson first walked into the room: There was a kind of edgy charm, the charisma of animals. You don’t know what’s going on in their inner depths, and yet they’re enormously attractive.”
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Good Morning, Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler
Damn damn damn, just when I thought I was out... the Jurassic World movies have generally been rather terrible and I have hated each one, but seeing Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum all here for the third one... I am not made of stone, I am not made of anything near stone, I am made of viscous gelatinous goo basically, so weak so very weak, and so this has sent me spiraling back to 1993, me being the biggest Jurassic Park nerd in all the land. I saw Spielberg's original film 15 time sin the theater that summer. It is a touchstone among touchstones. And so how am I supposed to resist?
I know this movie will be 85% Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard running around and I will be annoyed at all of that -- like the last one, how they had like ten seconds of Jeff Goldblum sitting in a courtroom and stuck every inch of those ten seconds into its trailer to try to fool us. But I don't care! Fool me! For the warm nostalgia I am feeling inside from the Before We Were All Dead Inside times I don't care. It's worth it for the feeling I have looking at these photos right now. Here's the damn trailer:
Jurassic World; Dominion stomps out childhoods on June 10th.
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
The Predator (2018)
Nebraska Williams: [describing The Predator]Know who Whoopi Goldberg is?It's like an alien Whoopi Goldberg.
This is a pretty bad Predator movie and a pretty forgettable role for today's beautiful birthday boy Trevante Rhodes, but given recent Whoopi developments this line seemed especially funny to me so I went with it. And it's not an incorrect description! And it was either this line or Trevante's amusingly catty comment about Billie Holiday's "Prada" in The United States vs Billie Holiday but that exchange involved usage of the N-word and ya know what... not going there! (You can read the quote here though.)
Anyway the only reason my choices are so limited is Hollywood has really f'd up their usage of Trevante -- why wasn't this dude cast in literally everything in reach the minute Moonlight came out??? I will never understand it. He's only made like six or seven things since then, and none of his roles have been appropriately substantial. (There's Bird Box I guess but god I hated Bird Box.) Well feel free to dig through our Trevante archives, at least we here at MNPP recognize his great big talent!
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Which is Hotter?
Netflix is dropping a new Texas Chainsaw movie on February 18th and after the poster and trailer dropped last week (watch it here) a bunch of Horror Film Twitter seemed to take it as a challenge to rank and/or re-watch a bunch of the Texas Chainsaw movies. And weirdly, as much as I adore Tobe Hooper's original, this is a franchise I'd seen very little of? Until this week I'd only seen four of the nine films -- besides the original I'd seen its sequel, and then I'd seen the 2003 remake and its sequel. In both instances the diminishing returns had turned me off keeping going with the franchise, so I'd never seen the two films from the 90s...
... which famously have Viggo Mortensen (in the third) and Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger (in the fourth) -- nor have I seen the 2013 3D film or Leatherface from 2017. Anyway last night, inspired by everybody's talk, I did go back and watch the 1990 film (called Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III) and the 1994 film (called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation) and I tweeted some about it...
Although my bf gave me a seriously hard glare when I said we're doing this I have finally fallen prey to all y'all's ghastly influence and I will be watching the third and fourth Texas Chainsaw movies tonight, neither of which I've seen before. I imagine I will tweet about it! pic.twitter.com/UFNoxLq1Yl
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 9, 2022
... although not as much as I expected to, because that third movie is some soul-slashing dreck and put me in a most foul mood indeed. The fourth film, the one with McConaughey & Zellweger on the other hand, is a hoot -- nobody leaves any scenery un-masticated, but besides that it's got an actually funny script with some swell zingers, and it's mostly not just a tired retread of the original's beat-of-beat, which is what kills the Viggo movie dead. Next Gen eventually falls prey to some of that -- does every single one of these have to lead to a dinner scene with the kooky meat-lovin' clan??? -- but it zigs more than it zags. Anyway I saved the important question for last...
web survey
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Flowers For Theo
Some more names have dropped onto the cast-list today for the second season of Mike White's The White Lotus, joining the batch I told you about last month -- THR says that the show will also now include Theo James (who you should know from that time he walked naked out of the surf on Sanditon, among other accomplishments) alongside Meghann Fahy (who's on The Bold Type) and Will Sharpe (from Landscapers); James & Fahy are playing a vacationing couple, while Sharpe is playing Aubrey Plaza's partner. The link has more details if you need them. Oh and then there's newcomer Leo Woodall joining the cast as well, but I already documented that adorable boy on Twitter...
Say hello to Leo Woodall, who's just joined season 2 of #TheWhiteLotus -- here's his Insta: https://t.co/CTROcNhzs7 I guess he was also in Cherry with Tom Holland? pic.twitter.com/Ccdy1QfsFE
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 10, 2022
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