MUBI needs to open a shop as forward thinking as A24 has because I would buy a copy of this poster for Sebastián Silva's Rotting in the Sunin a split fucking second. That is some hilarious and awesome art that's so perfect for the movie that I'm in awe. (Here is my review of RITS from Sundance.) I'm also kind of curious if this movie has gone before the MPA yet, because this is a movie that's much more explicit, gay-sexuality-wise, than ira Sachs' passages is, and MUBI has to release Passages unrated after the MPA gave that one an NC-17. MUBI is branding themselves as the sexytime studio, I guess! A smart business move! Anyway a new trailer for Rotting has arrived this week and it's extremely NSFW, just as the movie is, so be forewarned. This hits theaters on September 8th and it's absolutely fabulous, pitch black funny, go see it!
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I Pecked a Pecker
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Au Revoir, Pee-wee
Been a busy week and now I've got to run off to do something sad slash celebratory -- the Alamo Drafthouse here in NYC is hosting a party / screening of Pee-wee's Big Adventure tonight to celebrate the delivery of a replica of Pee-wee's famous bike that they've had touring the country for the past few weeks. This all was scheduled and I bought my tickets before the godawful loss of Paul Reubens last week and what was going to be a fun night is now something I am lightly dreading. But how could I not go and raise a tumbler of tequila to one of the most important pop culture figures of my life? I will surely post about all of this on Instagram tonight so head on over there if you wanna keep track. If I get any good photos maybe I'll even share them here tomorrow. Have a good night tonight, loners and rebels!
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Good Morning, World
Once the string of filthy thoughts subside (and that takes a little bit) I'm always left with the phrase "Former Mormon" stuck in my head whenever new pictures of Broadway slash HBO hunk Claybourne Elder appear -- well this new photoshoot (via) really leans into that as you'll see after the jump when some prominent devil horns show up (and no, that's not a euphemism). Has anyone seen his touring concert, which these are in service of? They call the show "surprisingly filthy" which makes me think I might be able to get over my full body allergy to cabaret enough in order to see and hear Claybourne talking sex stuff in the flesh. That's my medicine! Hit the jump for all the horny photos...
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They Call Him Xavier Red
Blessing us with some vintage Johnathon Schaech this morning to grab your attention for very important news -- that 4K restoration of Gregg Araki's 1995 queer-ish masterpiece The Doom Generation that made the theatrical rounds earlier this year has gotten a 4K blu release date! Hitting on September 25th you can pre-order it right here. Another foundational film for yours truly, when I saw this movie in college I saw the light, and it looked like... well it looked like this:
What a picture! Of course we're still keeping hope alive that a boxed-set of Araki's "Teenage Apocalypse Trilogy" -- which includes this movie sandwiched in between 1993's Totally F***ed Up and 1997's Nowhere -- will happen.... HELLO CRITERION -- you must be tired of me nagging at you at this point dammit! As we found out in April there is supposedly a new restoration of Nowhere that's supposed to hit theaters this fall, so that's two out of three! Patience, my fellow Araki-heads, patience...
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5 Off My Head: Top Vamps
With André Øvredal's Dracula film The Last Voyage of the Demeter hitting theaters this weekend (which I wasn't able to see a screening of so no, I have no idea if it's any good or not) I've got Vampire Movies on the brain. Which is exactly where they should be, at all times. And so I made a list! Well I made it first on Twitter, but I figured this is the kind of thing that needed to be immortalized here on the site, and y'all could then tell me in the comments your picks. Anyway these were my picks today -- tomorrow I might choose differently, but today is not tomorrow. So without further ado...
My 5 Favorite Vampire Movies
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) by Francis Ford Coppola
Runners-up: From Dusk Til Dawn, Blade and Blade II, Vampyr, Nosferatu 1922 and Nosferatu 1979, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Let Me In, What We Do in the Shadows, Once Bitten...
... The Fearless Vampire Killers, The Vampire Lovers, Twins of Evil, Byzantium, Shadow of the Vampire... and I am sure there are a million more that I'm forgetting.
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Meet The Count
And speaking of vampires! I'm sure somebody knew this was a thing but I didn't have a single solitary clue that Pablo Larraín, the phenomenal director of Jackie and Spencer and Ema and No, had headed back down to his homeland of Chile to make us a vampire movie called El Conde (The Count). (Maybe if I'd paid attention to the Venice fest line-up I would have but I didn't dso I didn't.) The film imagines the real world fascist dictator Augusto Pinochet as a Dracula like figure, isolated in a crumbling gothic mansion in a rural nowhere place, when an "accountant" with a briefcase full of wooden stakes comes a'knocking.
It looks visually magnificent -- some of those shots of figures whirling through the sky in black and white are jaw-dropping. I'm glad I live here in NYC because I will probably get the chance to see this on a big screen, thanks to Netflix owning the Paris Theater here -- it really looks like it will demand a big screen. And it's not a long wait, as this hits "select theaters" and Netflix itself on September 15th!
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Paul Mescal Four Times
More of these might make themselves known once I have a proper link to share and when/if that happens I will update, but who wants to wait when we can stare at what we have right now -- the sex god Paul Mescal is on the cover of this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar looking like a lightning storm of hotness. God he looks good right now! Hit the jump for what we got so far...
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Today's Mood
Last night I saw the trailer for Luca Guadagnino's upcoming tennis n' threesomes movie Challengers (watch it here) on the big screen, and besides making me freshly furious that Challengers got moved to next year because billionaire movie-studio (dick) heads are monsters who won't pay their employees, it reminded me that I very much am overdue a re-watch of Guadanino's Bones & All. And in a weird twist of coincidence the movie just this week landed on Amazon Prime! You can stream it right here. And then go read my NYFF review at Pajiba. We can't let this wonderful movie slip through the cracks, which it kind of feels as if it's doing. It's far too excellent for that. And nevermind how Taylor Russell got robbed her due attention -- I'm still furious we couldn't get Mark Rylance an Oscar nomination, which was just the exact right amount of indelibly over-the-top. Also I need to watch Timmy and that sexy carny eye-fuck again...
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Happy Birthday, Luca!
Don't worry, everybody! I went ahead and wrote it into my calendar today that it's the director Luca Guadanino's birthday on August 10th, so I never forget this again. Anyway a happy 52nd birthday to one of my favorite living filmmakers -- I momentarily considered ranking his films, but quite honestly all I would be able to come up with is Call Me By Your Name is number one and then everything else is tied directly behind it. There's no film he's made that I haven't loved -- admittedly I still haven't seen his debut feature 1999's The Protagonists, but I think you'll allow me that leeway (and if not fuck you). How the hell would I choose between Bones and All and Suspiria and I Am Love and A Bigger Splash? They're all masterpieces as far as I'm concerned. Hell even his shoe documentary is fantastic. I'm obviously very sad we have to wait until next year to see Challengers, but we can watch the trailer and stare at the below gif for a few months and keep them fires burning. Happy birthday, king!
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Okay Wrap it Up
Pedro is very much summing up my true mood right there (via) -- this week's been an exhausting one, I am exhausted, and I am very very happy that this week is now over. For me, anyway -- Summer Fridays off, and all. My plans for this weekend consist of sleeping, and sleeping, and then sleeping some more. I do have one more review from Fantasia Fest hitting Mashable at some point but the way I feel right now I doubt I'll update this post to reflect that, so just check my page on that site if you care. Or I'll link to it on Monday. Links to all of my Fantasia coverage so far this year can be found here. I might do more next week if I'm able to catch up on sleep this weekend, but right now that's my literal only concern. SLEEP. Have a good weekend y'all. Bring on the zzzzzzzz....
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Good Morning, Aaron
Y'all know I fully endorse Aaron Taylor-Johnson dominance (you can say that again!) and have been doing so for well over a decade now -- but "Reluctant Superstar", Esquire? I admittedly haven't had time to read the interview inside the magazine yet but -- and I say this with love -- Aaron Taylor-Johnson is anything but reluctant. No one who's played, what, three superheroes now? Is reluctant. No one whose penis I am more familiar with than my own, is reluctant. For that matter nobody who has shown their (truly magnificent and worthy of being shown off) abs on so many magazine covers is reluctant about anything with regards to attention.
Which is fine! Someone shaped like Aaron Taylor-Johnson has no reason to hide that light under a bushel. We are all better off as a human species because he's such an exhibitionist. It brings me peace here on a Monday morning where I was dreading starting the week! I feel alive now, looking at these photos. I can get on with it. Anyway to move it along -- one assumes this shoot is to publicize his latest superhero stab Kraven the Hunter (excuse me -- antihero; watch the trailer here) but that got moved all the way to next August because of the strikes. So I guess you'll just have to do another one of these photoshoots, Aaron! But for today we'll just celebrate this one. Happy Monday and hit the jump for all the photos...
ETA I knew this was gonna happen
-- we got some video! So I made some gifs!
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New Sufjan Record Imminent!
Along with those exquisite Aaron Taylor-Johnson photos for Esquire I was bombarded with a LOT of hot information when I sat down to my desk this here Monday morning -- including the news that Sufjan Stevens, our favorite sex-folk crooner, has a new album coming out! As seen on the cover above the title plashed in pink puffy paint (and only Sufjan could get me to type the phrase "pink puffy paint") is Javelin and it is out in full on October 6th. You can pre-order a copy right here. Here is the tracklist:
“Goodbye Evergreen”
“A Running Start”
“Will Anybody Ever Love Me”
“Everything That Rises”
“Genuflecting Ghost”
“My Red Little Fox”
“So You Are Tired”
“Javelin (To Have And To Hold)”
“Shit Talk”
“There's A World”
And he's already released the song called "So Are You Tired"
along with a lyric video, which you can watch right here:
I will share the very long press release down below, but I want to highlight something that the short version I got in my email said:
"All CD and LP editions of Javelin include a 48-page book of art and essays all created by Sufjan, including a series of collages, cut-up catalog fantasies, puff-paint word clouds, and color fields. The ten short essays offer little glimpses into loves and losses that have shaped Sufjan, and, in turn, these songs."
No, not "puff paint" -- we already covered that. It's the part about the attached book of essays where Sufjan will "offer little glimpses into loves and losses that have shaped" him. Umm. Do we think? Maybe...? Might he...? I daren't even say it, that feels like it'll jinx it. But as I have said before -- if writing those songs for Call Me By Your Name wasn't a "coming out" I don't know what could be. But... I suppose this could be? I daren't! Anyway hit the jumpfor the long press release if you're so inclined...
Over the course of his career, Sufjan Stevens has blurred distinctions between the major and the minor, between the details that color our existence and the big events that frame our lives. He has turned historical footnotes of States into kaleidoscopic pop, and rendered the immeasurable grief of loss with intimacy and grace.
His new album Javelin—Sufjan’s first solo album of songs since 2020’s The Ascension and his first in full solo singer-songwriter mode since 2015’s Carrie & Lowell—bridges all these approaches. Sufjan uses the quietness of a solitary confession to ask universal questions in songs we can share communally.
Where The Ascension, lauded by The New York Times as “a cry of despair and prayer for redemption,” used ornate but urgent electronics to square up to its moment, Javelin begins more like a self-portrait, detailed yet plain. Yet whether listened to individually or as an album, these 10 songs become something much bigger, the entire experience of Sufjan’s 25-year career expressed in four-minute bursts. Choral, orchestral, and electric wonder: it all shows in Javelin, all of it animating these songs as full spectacles. In each song we hear the vulnerability and candor of quiet starts, then Sufjan raising the stakes.
At times, Javelin has the feel of a big team album production—but it is decidedly not: almost every sound here is the result of Sufjan at home, building by himself what sometimes feels like a testament to classic ’70s Los Angeles studio recording sessions. There are indispensable contributions from a close circle of friends; the harmonies of five singers who afford Javelin so much frisson: adrienne maree brown, Hannah Cohen, Pauline Delassus, Megan Lui, and Nedelle Torrisi. Bryce Dessner plays acoustic and electric guitar on “Shit Talk.” And, of course, Neil Young wrote the tender and mystic closer, “There’s a World.”
And speaking of the world: there is a permeable sense of world-building imbued in every corner of Javelin, especially in the 48-page book of art and essays that accompanies the album. With a series of meticulous collages, cut-up catalog fantasies, puff-paint word clouds, and iterative color fields, Sufjan builds order from seeming chaos and vice versa. And toward the middle of it all are 10 short essays by Sufjan, another window into the process that informed Javelin.
On Javelin, Sufjan returns as we may know him best, offering vulnerable reflections on love and relationships, so that in listening we may see ourselves more fully.
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Who You Callin Femme
Another one of my Fantasia Fest 2023 reviews was posted over the weekend -- click over to Mashable to read my long awaited thoughts on Femme, the queer thriller starring Candyman's Nathan Stewart-Jarrett as a drag queen who gets gay-bashed by George MacKay, only to then start an oh so dangerous fling a few months down the road. It wasn't quite the movie I wanted it to be when I first heard about that plot -- I was really hoping for some juicy Paul Verhoeven erotic thriller vibes, but Femme plays it far straighter (so to speak) than that, for both good and a little for ill. I had mixed thoughts basically, although this might be an example of my expectations getting ahead of me. Anyway no date on release for this just yet and no trailer just yet but here is a clip that got released that I've not yet posted to tide you over:
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Today's Fanboy Delusion
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Good Morning, World
No I still haven't watched Prime Video's gay rom-com Red White and Royal Blue yet, so that's why you haven't heard my opinion on it -- I know you've been holding your breath and you should probably stop that. I'll watch it at some point since I probably have to, with my duty as an Official Gay and all (I am a member of the club) but I didn't get assigned to review the thing so I'm taking my time since I'm honestly kind of lightly dreading it.
Anything that I've seen described as "cute" as many times as I've seen this described rings all of my alarm bells, and the trailer for this was indeed excessively "cute." All that said Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez are both hot as the sun and I wanna see them hump each other, so I'll watch the blasted thing at some point - don't worry. Speaking of -- Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez, I mean -- yes, that's why we're here. I have made gifs from one of their nude scenes (possibly the only real nudity? I don't know) in the movie. Hit the jump for Taylor Zakhar Perez bum...
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Upper West Side Story
I am admittedly going into Bradley Cooper's Leonard Bernstein bio-pic Maestro with a chip on my shoulder due to my annoyance that Cooper bolted out in front and ruined our chance of getting to see a Leonard Bernstein bio-pic directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jake Gyllenhaal -- actual Jews making a movie about a famous Jew, imagine that. (That big fake nose that Cooper is rocking remains A LOT to expect us to deal with.) That said the teaser trailer released today certainly makes the film look beautiful, and my feelings about Carey Mulligan -- playing Bernstein's wife, who had to put up with his gay infidelities -- reach to the Moon and back, so... I dunno. We'll see at Thanksgiving when the movie's out. You watch...
... and you tell me what you think in the comments. If it's good there's probably no way Cooper doesn't finally win that Oscar he's been pleading for for years (and no, I don't think he's overdue, as his Star is Born movie was and remains trash.) The fact that he might beat a openly gay man playing a gay man (Colman Domingo for the Bayard Rustin biopic) by playing a gay man while he is presumably straight? Don't get me started.
... and you tell me what you think in the comments. If it's good there's probably no way Cooper doesn't finally win that Oscar he's been pleading for for years (and no, I don't think he's overdue, as his Star is Born movie was and remains trash.) The fact that he might beat a openly gay man playing a gay man (Colman Domingo for the Bayard Rustin biopic) by playing a gay man while he is presumably straight? Don't get me started.
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