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Nevermind the fact that it feels as if "The Woods" has been used like fifty times as a horror movie title - I am still looking forward to The Woods, this version, because it's from Adam Wingard & Simon Barrett aka the duo behind You're Next and The Guest and they are quite frankly on an astonishing roll. Plus the folks who've seen this (lucky bastards) seem quite sold on it. But the fact that we plebes have to wait until September blows donkey balls. I wanna be scared dammit.
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