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I Shaved Every Place Where You Been, Boy
.Tori Amos' album Boys For Pele(which is my favorite Tori album not to mention one of my favorite albums, period -- you guys have no idea how many times I have listened to this record in my life;...
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Handmaiden Handmaiden Hand Me a Maid
.Watching The Handmaiden a second time I was able to set aside the intricate mechanics of the plot (which click gloriously into place like the soft humming belly of a Swiss watch) and focus in on the...
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I Am Link
.--- Yes Sir Alex Sir - Picture this: You're a soldier and Alexander Skarsgard is your squad leader. Basically you'd do any horrible thing he told you to do if he let promised you a barracks cuddle...
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10 Off My Head: Siri Says 1993
.Tis the time to talk to inanimate objects once again - I picked up my phone, I asked it to pick a number between 1 and 100, and it talked back to me... and after it told me to murder every fourteenth...
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Good Morning, World
.I'm going to set aside my strong, active dislike of The Walking Dead's season premiere for a moment just so I can bring you these pictures of Jeffrey Dean Morgan (via), because obviously. I might...
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Pic of the Day
.James Mangold, the director of the upcoming Wolverine sequel Logan, tweeted out this picture at 2am today -- 2am? Reminds me of all the criticism Donald Trump got for his crazy-person tweet-storm in...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:The Princess Bride (1987)Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. A very happy birthday to Cary Elwes today!Okay so the...
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Which is Hotter?
.Doesn't it seem as if Oscar Isaac has just up and vanished? I guess it was smart of him, after he rose to the throne of "The Internet's Boyfriend" during the Star Wars hype, to slink away and be quiet...
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Which Horror Movie Should I Watch Tonight?
.I missed both of these horror flicks in theaters earlier this year so tis the time to play catch-up, All Hallows style -- should I watch Don't Breathe (that's the one where the robbers get trapped in...
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But Cha Are Baby Jane, Ya Are
.We've already seen some photographs of Jessica Lange playing Joan Crawford on the set of Feud -- Ryan Murphy's show about the rivalry between Joan and Bette Davis -- but these here pictures of Susan...
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Good Morning, World
.(Sidenote: we have done a shower or shower-adjacent scene for every "Good Morning, World" post this week - see here and here and here - strange.)AnywayThe Young Pope, Paolo "The Great Beauty"...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Shadow of a Doubt (1943)Young Charlie: We just sort of go along and nothing happens. We're in a terrible rut. It's been on my mind for months. What's gonna be our future? Joseph...
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Halloween's Ways Not To Die
.Halloween (1978)Wanna know what's weird? Now that I've done this scene here I have worked my way through nearly all of the death scenes in John Carpenter's original Halloween film for this series, but...
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Networks Are The Real Nemesis
.I am using pictures of Tom Hardy in Star Trek Nemesis to distract you from the actual news I am sharing in this post -- last night it was announced that our beloved Bryan Fuller is stepping down from...
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