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Matthew McConaughey's Ass Sacrifice
.I am posting that there gif of Matthew McConaughey's bare butt in the just-dropped red-band trailer for Gold for you people, because I have very little interest in Matthew McConaughey's bare butt or...
View ArticleGood Morning, Schitts
.Schitt's Creek is back! Or it is in Canada, anyway. Let's just pretend that I am boarding my private plane to Toronto every Tuesday night in order to watch the show and leave it at that. Anyway the...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Psycho (1960)Highway Patrol officer: You slept here all night? Marion: Yes. As I said, I couldn't keep my eyes open. Highway Patrol officer: There are plenty of motels inthis...
View ArticleQuote of the Day
.“I just wanted Ryan to know that I loved him no matter whether he won or lost. It doesn’t matter. It’s how you play the game, and he showed up and gave his all. It doesn’t change anything in my...
View ArticleJoe Jonas Thirteen Times
.I know there'll be a lot of "Nick's hotter no Joe's hotter" talk (lord knows I have engaged in such speculation before here) while looking at these just released images of Joe Jonas modeling for...
View ArticleInternationals Get All The Fun
.What did the French do so special that that's the poster they get for Michael Fassbender's new movie, while all we get here in the U.S. is Fassy playing forehead hockey with Brendan Gleeson? Just...
View ArticleOnce More, With Fehling
.When I listed all the shows coming back on the air yesterday I forgot a biggie - Homeland is back this weekend! If you'd told me twelve months ago I'd care that Homeland was returning I might've...
View ArticleDunst Becoming God
.I suppose that there has been a lot going on in the world lately which might excuse the fact that I haven't reported this news yet a full five days after hearing it, but seeing as how I made time for...
View ArticleScare Me, Miss Lynskey
.I'm not name-dropping here - although I guess I'm not not name-dropping either - but after a screening of Heavenly Creatures here in NYC a couple of months ago that she was in attendance for I got to...
View ArticleGood Morning, World
.Look at Matt Bomer, pretending he needs to shave. Whenever a hair alights upon his face an angel sweeps down from heaven on a bed of sea-breeze scented of rose petals and kisses it between their lips,...
View ArticleTom Hardy Three Times
.Tom, Tom's Beard, a shawl-necked cardigan - golly! I wish he was sipping a mug of hot cocoa sitting on a big soft couch in front of a fireplace surrounded on both sides by bookcases - then everything...
View ArticlePic of the Day
.Entertainment Weekly's new cover has The Defenders - aka Daredevil & Jessica Jones & Iron Fist & Luke Cage, aka Charlie Cox & Krysten Ritter & Finn Jones & Mike Colter -...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:American Psycho (2000)Jean: What's that? Patrick: Duct tape. I need it for... taping something. A very happy birthday to Mary Harron today,who saw all of this coming 16 years ago..
View ArticleFashion Horror Hags TV
.So apparently Ryan Murphy is holding court today all day long, dribbling out prime lil' nuggets o' news to the press from his golden fainting couch -- choice bits: American Horror Story has been...
View ArticleIt's A Crime Against Fur-Manity!
.RIP chest hair....A photo posted by Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:46pm PST.I apologize for using the word "fur-manity"but this was an emergency. Have you been following Armie's...
View ArticleFeeling Better With Kit
.I've kind of fallen into a rage spiral this afternoon while reading the news, so here are a couple of pictures of Kit Harington (really high quality ones at that - click 'em and be wowed by how much...
View ArticleGood Morning, Kit Again
.I know what you're thinking - Kit Harington two times in a row? What is this, that really spectacularly filthy dream I have been having every night for the past several months? No, you're awake, I...
View ArticleEverything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Cannonball Run II(1984)Don Don Canneloni: Hymie Kaplan. What a surprise. Ooh, ohh, wow. You look great. So, what brings you to the Pinto Ranch? Business or pleasure? Hymie...
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