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Friday the 13th's Ways Not To Die
.Jason X (2001)It's been about ten weeks since we did a proper Ways Not To Die post (while watching Jane Wyman get hit by a car one hundred times might be fun, it's not proper) - with the holidays and...
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See Ya 2016
.There are a lot of things we should be grateful to the movie Moonlight for - it's a damn fine piece of film-making after all - but I am maybe most grateful for the gift of Trevante Rhodes. (See also a...
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Good Morning, World
.I have a feeling this is gonna be another shitty week - and this is only the beginning! - so let's try to cheer ourselves up this morning with a half-naked Romain Duris goofing around and camping it...
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Great Moments in Movie Shelves #89
.I finally got to see Aquarius with Sonia Braga this weekend since it finally went up onto Netflix and I can't recommend it highly enough. Braga's fantastic and the film as a whole takes her lead -...
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Do Dump or Marry: Moonlit Menfolk
.In lieu of a photograph of Moonlight's triumvirate of adult gentlemen Mahershala Ali, Trevante Rhodes & Andre Holland all standing together while giving their best pouty come-hither at us - since...
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JC Lives
.Apologies to anyone who clicks over to this week's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" at The Film Experience and finds themselves depressed by it - I'll fully admit my tone this week (slash ever) is kind of...
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I Watched Some Wiener-Dog This Weekend...
.... I've seen it before, obviously - I even reviewed it, which is a thing I do sometimes! - but I was killing time before dinner last night and watched the first twenty or so hilarious minutes with...
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Which Is Hotter?
.Something tells me we'll have several opportunities before the release of the Baywatch movie to compare and contrast the hotness levels of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Zac "The Slab" Efron, but these...
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Stop Calling Me Mr. Loman
.Howdy, folks! Apologies for the bump in regularly scheduled programming - I forgot to mention I had a screening this morning that had me otherwise. This isn't a review, I'll do that closer to its...
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5 Off My Head - Siri Says 1955
.It's Tuesday and you know what that means - it means the voices are talking to me again! Specifically just one from my phone, and only when asked to. So, not nearly the David Berkowitz situation you...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:Lake Placid (1999)Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the...
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Which is Hotter?
.I re-watched 3/4s of The Searchers whenI stumbled upon it on TCM this weekend because....THE SEARCHERS is great and all but I always get sucked into it for one particular reason......
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