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Do Dump or Marry: Goodbye Sensates

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There's been so much movie news this week -- hey did you hear that Dakota Fanning is playing Squeaky Fromme in Quentin Tarantino's Charles Manson movie? Or that Brian DePalma is making a thriller based on Harvey Weinstein??? -- that I've hardly been able to keep up. I am just one man! One very simple-minded little man. Anyway in a less crowded sorta week I'd have spent way more time being excited about the finale of Sense8 that's hitting Netflix tomorrow, but all we've managed was to glare at a hot photo-shoot of Miguel Angel Silvestre so far. Well here, let's do one more thing - let's Do Dump or Marry in the comments these three handsome chaps from the show. From Elle to Argh that's Brian Smith, Toby Onwumere, and Mr. Silvestre himself, who provided us with the top shot on his Insta. Now tell...



The Family That Spoils Together

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Well that's that - another four-day work-week in the can, another goodbye to you people until the weekend's dead as a dead dog laying in a ditch. It's a big weekend at the multiplexes - I haven't seen Ocean's 8 yet (I do plan on it) but there are two movies I have seen and reviewed that are kinda sort one hundred thousand percent cannot miss.

There is the horror film Hereditary starring the forever and ever amen Toni Collette - I reviewed that right here but don't read the review until you've seen the movie. And there is the documentary Won't You Be My Neighbor? about Mister Rogers and his legacy - I reviewed that earlier today, right here if you missed it. I say you see Hereditary first and then you see the doc, which will ease some of the despair the former will fill you with. Or maybe you're like me and you like horror movie despair, in which case do it the other way. I don't own you. Do whatever, man!

Oh and since we're wrapping up MNPP's birthday week too - a deeply heartfelt thanks to everybody who donated. Y'all marvelous, y'all magic. Thank you! And if you haven't donated yet... ahem, cough cough. Hey, respect what little hustle I have...
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Dinosaurs Inherit the Everything

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Today is the 25th anniversary of My Star Wars, aka the original Jurassic Park. I talk a little bit about it over at The Film Experience this afternoon for this week's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" - click on over to vote!- but what I really wish I could do right now is dig through the boxes of 1993 memorabilia that I have buried in boxes at my Mom's house and post about that stuff. That'd bring it all flooding back. Spielberg's original film was my first head-over-heels movie infatuation - I didn't think about anything else for months and months. You might say it was the Call Me By Your Name of its day. And now I've got myself imagining a mash-up...

Poor Anchise, swallowed whole by a Megalodon
while fishing for dinner. And look out, Oliver....!

Bringing a whole new meaning to "Hold on to your butts."
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Lord McAvoy

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James McAvoy (seen there hooting it up with a more waxen than usual Angelina Jolie via his Instagram) has just landed a pretty spectacular role - he's going to play Lord Asriel in the BBC's forthcoming massive adaptation of Phillip Pullman'sHis Dark Materials series. In the 2007 flop film adaptation this is the role that Daniel Craig played - it's basically the main adult male role, getting more important as the series wears on. I sadly couldn't find any pictures of Jim & Dan in each other's presence in real life so here let's just look at the following and pretend they just had a really hardcore workout, one on one...

Anyway back in March I told you all about this series - it's being shepherded by The King's Speech director Tom Hooper, which means we'll see a lot of the wallpaper probably. Do a good job with the wallpaper, set decorators! I think James is really great casting for Lord Asriel - he will surely wear tweed and grow out his lightly salted ginger beard to look scholarly for it and with that we all win.


Matthias Schoenaerts Work of Art

Jesse Williams Four Times

Good Morning, World

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If you'd have told me back in 1998 that the male cast-member of The Faculty who'd go on to flash his ass every chance he got would be Shawn Hatosy (and not Josh Hartnett or Usher or hell even Elijah Wood) I'd have said... well I'd have been fine with that then and I am fine with it now. On Southland (see here) and now on Animal Kingdom (with yet another large ensemble of men who should be showing off their asses) Shawn has shown a willingness to throw himself right into a show's gratuitous shower scenes with gusto, and Shawn, we love you for it. Has anybody been keeping up with Animal Kingdom? I am way way behind...


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Little Andy or Jenny Turn 50 Today

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Rosemary's Baby was birthed on June 12th 1968,
 making our favorite antichrist 50 years old today.
Fifty! Fifty years old!

The film was an enormous success right out of the gate, tapping into an anxiety about modern womanhood and city living that I don't think they could even entirely see about themselves at the time - makes you wonder how people will look back on the shenanigans of Hereditary with its family curse in 50 years. (And yes people will be looking back on the shenanigans of Hereditary in 50 years.)

No matter how they looked at it at the time we look at it constantly now - Rosemary stands alongside Psycho and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Exorcist as one of the most influential horror films of all time, and while I'm loathe to say it's even "more than that" - because being horror is enough, dammit! - Rosemary's reach really does extend beyond just its "tentpole of the genre" status because of all the innovations Roman Polanski baked into the thing. The innovative camera-work and framing...

... rewrote the way movies are shot, period. It's a perfect film, it's my favorite film, i've watched it more times than any other and yet I still find things I've never noticed before - I re-watched it over this past weekend and I was stuck for the first time by the dream sequence that Rosemary has while she's asleep in Dr. Hill's office waiting to be taken to the hospital (or so she thinks) where she dreams of her family, her parents and sisters and brothers, all doting on her newborn, and it's the saddest freaking thing I have ever seen.

How have I always tuned out during this moment? It's brief and you're usually focused on what's about to happen - Dr. Hill's betrayal and the deep trauma that immediately follows. But the horror's made all the sharper by this sweet imaginary interlude. Poor Rosemary.

Another thing I didn't know - Time Magazine has a piece today on how the name of the infamous apartment building where all the horror unfolds was named after a famous figure in horror - click on over to read that. (thx Mac) My point is I still have so much to learn about this film even after all this time - I'm really looking forward to the forthcoming book called This Is No Dream: Making Rosemary's Baby that's out in July which will surely have even more wonders to share on this never not fascinating film. 

What are your favorite things about Rosemary?
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A Max for all Senses

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You go into anything Sense8 underestimating the sex appeal of Max Riemelt and you're bound to come out the other end deeply ashamed of yourself, and sure enough all of my pre-finale posting focused on Miguel Angel Silvestre missed the real star, aka Max's ability to make everything he comes into contact with an erotic extravaganza. Shame on my Wolfgang blinders. I don't want to dive into spoilers in case any of you haven't watched the finale yet but I went looking and couldn't find a gif of my favorite moment from the finale anywhere and I needed it, so I made it. but it's spoilery. So we'll  just go ahead and hit the jump for it...



That's how they worked out Kala's inability to choose - fuck choosing! Have everything! And that was the lesson of the entire finale really in a nutshell. They threw everything and the sexy kitchen sink into it, fan-service out the yahoo, which only makes sense since Sense8 (say sense three times real fast) only came back because of fan outcry. If you're a fan I imagine this nearly three hour finale will make you pretty happy.

So have y'all watched it yet? Thoughts?
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Ryan Reynolds Rocket Science

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We just passed the five year anniversary of Sam Raimi's Oz the Great and Powerful in March and I don't believe I saw a single person mark that - hmm I wonder why... I am being an asshole, we all know perfectly well why, the movie was a hot slice of garbage. Sometimes I wonder if I should go back and give it another chance but then my entire body folds in upon itself like an Arctic Scrotum before I can try, oh well. But thankfully for everybody Sam Raimi's a white dude and he's got like ten more high profile chances left in him - I mean that with all my heart, for I adore that white dude, and I look forward to whatever he's spent the past five years coming up with.

Which we're getting word on! And yes funny enough it involves Ryan Reynolds, which is why all of this "Sam Raimi" talk you're reading has been illustrated with pictures of Ryan Reynolds. I usually figure y'all can keep up with such two-track thinking, and I am usually correct. Anyway the rumor is that Sam's "Bermuda Triangle" movie is gonna happen and it's gonna star Deadpool himself as (sigh) a theoretical physicist... deep sigh... who opens up a wormhole in order to recover a nuclear submarine that got lost in the Triangle. Because when I think Ryan Reynolds...

... I think Theoretical Physicist. I mean he can wear glasses, as seen above, so I guess he's halfway there. The script was written by the dude who wrote Real Steel and the most recent Power Rangers movie, so I guess it's safe to assume (as if casting Ryan Reynolds as a theoretical physicist wasn't clue enough already) that the film will probably be over-the-top. Which is good, that's Raimi's wheelhouse. We'll see. It starts filming in September. Until then hit the jump for a few more recent pictures of the theoretical physicist that I haven't gotten around to posting quite yet...





This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee

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Last month I told you a story about Tell Me a Story, Kevin "Scream" Williamson's new show that's putting a modern spin on fairy tales - I told you about it because the first name attached was Billy Magnussen. Well today the second name attached is James Wolk, and I would just like to say hello to Kevin Williamson, I am glad you're an MNPP reader and supporter, I love your work. (Teaching Mrs Tingle holla!) Via Deadline:

"Former Zoo star James Wolk is returning to the CBS fold with a lead role opposite Paul Wesley, Danielle Campbell, Billy Magnussen and Kim Catrall in CBS All Access’ straight-to-series psychological thriller Tell Me a Story, from Kevin Williamson and Aaron Kaplan’s Kapital Entertainment.
Written by Williamson, Tell Me a Story takes the world’s most beloved fairy tales and reimagines them as a dark and twisted psychological thriller. Set in modern-day New York City, the first season of this serialized drama interweaves “The Three Little Pigs,” “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Hansel and Gretel” into an epic and subversive tale of love, loss, greed, revenge and murder.
Wolk will play Jordan, a young, idealistic and successful NYC restaurateur. When the unimaginable happens, Jordan’s life falls apart and he begins a decent into madness that could cost him everything, even himself."

I have no idea what to expect from this show (I'm hoping it's worlds away from the cheese of Once Upon a Time's ren-faire costumes) but at the very least Kevin Williamson has never skimped on the queer content - from the homo-erotic stylings of Billy & Stu in the first Scream to Jack on Dawson's Creek to Nico Tortorella on The Following, Kevin bless him has always looked out for us.

We've still got awhile before this show marches its sweet little butt into our living-rooms though, so to tide us over here after the jump are a dozen or so new-to-me pictures of James Wolk that I just happened to stumble upon this afternoon...








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Michael Myers vs Donnie Darko

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You know what would be cool? Having Jake Gyllenhaal on hand to do your bidding. (Understatement of the millenium, right?) Well according to Jamie Lee Curtis it turns out that David Gordon Green, the director of the upcoming Halloween reboot thing, is actually that lucky - after Green made Stronger with Jake he was able to convince Jake to go visit his good family friend JLC while she was  on vacation and one thing led to another and we have a new Halloween movie starring Laurie fucking Strode coming out in a few months. You can read a whole chat with Curtis over at Variety where she tells this story and more. 

Oh and I haven't bothered to watch this yet but here's the trailer for the new Halloween, just in case this is the only site you visit on the internet and you really wanted to see this trailer but were like, "But MNPP hasn't posted it, however will I watch it...?" I am sure there are lots of you.
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In related news I posted some new old Jake pics 
on the Tumblr earlier. Halloween's out October 19th.
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Which is Hotter?

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I've got to play some catch-up - both Chris Pratt (here) and Jason Momoa (here) were spotted on vacation (seperately, unfortunately) last week (thanks Mac) and I missed it! My...

... goodness. And so we'll make a fun game of it, aka we'll force 
you to choose. Sophie wishes she had it so easy. 

And now after making that impossible choice I have 
a reward for you - more pictures of them after the jump...
















Once Upon a Time in James Marsden

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More news that I missed over the weekend - James Marsden has joined the ever-ballooning cast of Quentin Tarantino's movie about the Charles Manson Murders called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - they're keeping a wrap on who Jimmy's playing though. That doesn't necessarily mean he's playing somebody famous - there are fictional characters intermingling with all the famous folks too - but if he was playing somebody famous in Hollywood in 1969 who might you have him play? Any fun guesses? James Marsden is too pretty to play normal people, after all.
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Good Morning, World

Five Frames From ?,

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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... you can learn from:


Martin Vanger: Let me ask you something? Why don't people trust their instincts? They sense something is wrong, someone is walking too close behind them... You knew something was wrong but you came back into the house. Did I force you, did I drag you in? No. All I had to do was offer you a drink. It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain. But you know what? It is. And they always come willingly. And then they sit there. They know it's all over just like you do but somehow they still think they have a chance. Maybe if I say the right thing? Maybe if I'm polite. If I cry, if i beg. And when I see the hope draining from their face like it is from yours right now. I can feel myself getting hard. You know, We're not that different, you and I. We both have urges, satisfying mine requires more towels.

A happy 67 to the great Stellan Skarsgård, an actor we take terribly for granted, and not just because from his loins sprang forth the finest generation of Swedish meatballs the world has ever seen...

Have I ever made us "Do Dump or Marry" his sons
Gustaf, Bill and Alex? Well if I did it wasn't lately
so let's do that in the comments!
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In related news there's the trailer for the latest Lisbeth Salander movie, this time around starring Claire Foy as the titular "Girl" and from director Fede Alvarez, who gave us the better than it shoulda been Evil Dead reboot as well as the super fun thriller Don't Breathe. He's what's got me excited about this, although Claire Foy is proving a winner too. The whole cast is killer, with Blade Runner stand-out Sylvia Hoeks, LaKeith Stanfield, Claes Bang, and sexy Swede Sverrir Gudnason stepping in for Daniel Craig...

I really loved the David Fincher movie 
but I'm trying to keep an open mind.
The shelves are helping!


Edward Holcroft Thirteen Times

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I stumbled upon a few photo-shoots of the astonishingly handsome Edward Holcroft today that've somehow never been posted here on the site before - I wonder if I might have posted them on the old Tumblr before it was unceremoniously deleted? Anyway they're worthy of looking at so I'm re-posting them now, dammit. Take that!

Did any of you watch Gunpowder, the miniseries he co-starred in with Kit Harington in December? I hadn't even realized it aired! I thought it was something in the future. Was it that bad? Insanely Edward has nothing officially lined up on IMDb right now, which is blowing my mind. Give this man a job, job givers! Here's some convincing, hit the jump for the rest of the pictures...






Great Moments In Movie Shelves #153

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About 75% of the the 1957 Tracy-Hepburn comedy Desk Setis set inside of Katherine Hepburn's double-floored research department, which is lined with the glorious medicinal-colored shelving units of its day - lord do I love me a generic green-hued display of old-school office equipment. My favorite scene is the Office Christmas Party...

... which drops a gorgeous rainbow metallic atom bomb at its center; I find this color palette so soothing, you guys. It feels like home. Anyway as Spencer and Hepburn splinter off to flirt...

... they're framed betwixt some of these shelves, all the better to duke out the pair's ever effervescent word-play, which in this case has to do with the shelves themselves - Tracy that cad wants to do away with them and shove a great big bleeping-blooping computer machine in their stead!

What a beast. Well, inevitably, he'll learn his lesson.
Nobody puts Kate in the corner, baby.


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