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Harold Lloyd Six Times

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Silent film comedian Harold Lloyd was born on this day 113 years ago. Out of all the silent film comedians he doesn't get his due these days -- I mean listen to this passage from his IMDb biography:

"Wildly superstitious, he engaged in strict rituals about dressing himself, leaving through the same doors as he entered, and expected his chauffeurs to know which streets were unlucky to traverse. As his finances improved with age he happily indulged himself with a myriad of hobbies that would include breeding Great Danes, amassing cars, bowling, photography, womanizing, and high-fidelity stereo systems. He was open minded about homosexuals while being practically Victorian in his ideas about raising his daughters. He had an enormous libido and rumors abounded about illegitimate children and according to Roach, chronic bouts with VD. Most traumatically, he suffered the loss of his right thumb and forefinger in an accidental prop bomb explosion on August 14, 1919, just as his career was starting to take off. Lloyd would go to great lengths to hide his disability, spending thousands on flesh-colored prosthetic gloves and hiding his right hand whenever knowingly photographed, even long after his career ended."

You can see his fake hand in that picture above pretty clearly. 
(And that's not all you can see in that picture pretty clearly.)




Today's Fanboy Delusion

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Today I'd rather be...

...giving the Game of Thrones guys some release.

If you don't watch GoT then maybe you don't know why Alfie Allen and Iwan Rheon's characters would need to kiss and make up... in that case you also wouldn't understand that kissing and making up wouldn't come anywhere near close to covering up the stains on that specific relationship, either! But I digress. It's a good start, and I look forward to all the actors on Thrones following in these guys footsteps. Watch the clip from Jimmy Kimmelover here.
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Pics of the Day

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In case you missed that, last night I saw the brilliant Samantha Bee and her head writer Jo Miller talk at the Tribeca Film Festival -- we are all watching her show Full Frontal on TBS right? It's already can't miss, but I imagine it's about to become even more so as the final several exhausting months of the Presidential campaigns smash together. Humor is needed, desperately, so bless these ladies. Oh and then there was this:
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I also saw the folks behind the upcoming show Animal Kingdom (based on the phenomenal movie; watch the show's shirtlessy trailer here) speak at Tribeca, which translates to "Yeah yeah Ellen Barkin and Shawn Hatosy are over there too but oh my god Scott Speedman is sitting right in front of me, like three feet in front of me, cue hyperventilating." Here's a bonus picture:


Good Morning (And Hot Damn), Hugh Dancy

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Well somebody's been doing some push-ups. This is Hugh on his new show for Hulu called The Path, about which I have only heard good things but have yet to watch any because oh my god who has the time to do anything??? Ahem. Sorry that's my "barrelling towards the end of a film festival desperation" talking. Anyway have any of you found time for The Path? What are your thoughts? Besides the requisite "Hot Damn, Hugh Dancy" of course.


We Are All Garbage People

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I can't recall if I've expressed what a Garbage Person I am here on the blog -- are you a Garbage Person? I love Garbage! And I have loved Garbage for nigh on 20 years. (Good grief I hate it when time is put into words and perspective like that.) Anyway the band has got a new album called Strange Little Birds coming out in June (love that cover so much) and the first single has just been released, it's called "Empty" and here it be!
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Five Frames From ?

RIP Prince

Show Me Your King Cobra & I'll Show You Mine

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Color me as surprised as anybody that King Cobra -- the gay porn crime bio-pic starring Garrett Clayton as real-world twink Brent Corrigan, who got wrapped up in murder most foul, alongside James Franco and Christian Slater -- is actually kinda terrific, but kinda terrific it is. You can now read my review from the Tribeca Film Festival over at The Film Experience. 

Now I know some of you guys are looking for a laundry list of who shows what, nudity-wise, and you won't get it over there - honestly I was enjoying the movie too much to even keep track. I will say that as I scan my memory back over I don't remember seeing any penises, and that's usually the sort of thing one remembers. (For example I just got out of a movie half an hour ago that had a surprise penis appearance I won't soon forget.) There are butts, lots of them, and there's a lot of sex - it's a horny movie, unapologetically so. I did not leave disappointed, anyway. You should totally see it.


Three From Tribeca

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I totally forgot to give y'all a heads-up that I'll be mostly off-line today -- a last batch of Tribeca screenings, ya know -- but if you head over to The Film Experience I've got a few reviews from the Fest going live. First up there's A Kind of Murder, starring Patrick Wilson and Jessica Biel in an adaptation of a Patricia Highsmith book called The Blunderer. Second up...

... there's the Persona-like thriller Always Shine, starring the great Mackenzie Davis (who just won Best Actress at the Fest for her performance here) and Caitlin FitzGerald as a pair of actress-friends on a weekend trip together.


And then thirdly click here to hear my thoughts on Hunt for the Wilderpeople, the darling new movie from New Zealand director Taika Waititi, whose vampire-comedy What We Do in the Shadows was a bit of a hit last year, and who is set to dive into no less than the Marvel Universe next when he directs the third Thor movie. Wilderpeople stars Sam Neill as a Bush grouch stuck with a saucy little foster son, and it is sweet and funny stuff.
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The King of Comedy

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Nothing I could write about the movie Elvis & Nixon could possibly hold even the tiniest of candles to that picture of Michael Shannon in Elvis drag on the set under a clear umbrella carrying a Walkman, so I won't even try to pretend that my review, which is now up over at the Film Experience, can. But I try, and futile though it may be, that's something. That's something, dammit!
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Good Morning, World

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We've been doing our best to keep up with all of the sneaky footage people have been snapping from inside the theater where Kit Harington's performing Doctor Faustus in London right now (see previous posts right here and especially here and here too and also here) but this Tumblr right here has been doing a better job of it, bless them. All of the below gifs are via fan uploaded videos which you can see in their full incarnations here and here.

Before we hit the jump for the rest though, what did we think of A Game of Thrones last night? Any opinions? Season Premieres are always sticky beasts, forced to reorient us in this enormous world and tell us where the hell everybody is right now and then give us a little hint about where they'll be going this year, so I think it did a decent job at that. It did feel very discombobulated though, but with so many characters now I don't see how you sidestep that feeling. Okay enough prattle; hit the jump for lots of Jon Snow out of the cold and into his underpants...







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What Marvel Needs...

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... is definitely more of the superheroes touching each other's muscles, so I'm very much into this shot of Paul Rudd grabbing two firm handfuls of Chris Evans in one of the (seventeen thousand) new TV commercials for Captain America: Civil War. You know as long as you're grabbing things, Paul...

... there's more where that came from.

Way more.

Anyway there's so much Captain America everywhere right now I kinda can't believe we've still got two weeks until the movie's out, ya know? How is it not out this weekend? 
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Life Is So Not Fair

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Hugh Dancy was pap-snapped jogging along the Hudson River here in NYC over the weekend, which is lovely, good stuff, loved far and wide by many, so why am I bothered? Because on Friday I happened to see his (lovely, talented, charming) wife jogging along near the same exact spot with my own eyes (as captured below) and now that I know seeing Hugh Dancy was an option, I can't help but feel cheated. No offense to Claire but seeing Hugh would've been more up my alley, obviously. Oh well, at least this way I didn't have to go to jail for tackling anybody.
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A photo posted by Jason Adams (@jasonaadams) on
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Benjamin Walker Eight Times

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Big Bad Ben's filling out some suits for a photo-shoot in the new issue of Esquire magazine (shot by photographer Stewart Shining) and we can't help but share (thanks Mac). There's also an interview if words are your bag, but with pictures like these...
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 ... there are better uses for our tongues, people. Anyway the American Psycho musical finally opened this weekend (I saw it in previews way back seems like forever now) and the reviews look nearly as good as Ben looks in his underwear! They should be good, anyway - it's a fun show. I mean I'm obviously going to go a second time, which is basically unheard of when it comes to musical theater (but we all know it's not the music I'm going for). And speaking of staring at Big Ben, hit the jump for six more pictures...
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Chicago Is Dark & Full of Terrors

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And speaking of musicals (what a weird thing for me to write) today's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience is wishing Renee Zellweger a happy birthday by pinning her up against her Oscar-winning Chicago co-star known in my household as simply "The Zeta." (I know that nicknames are usually reserved for the folks one likes, but whenever "The Zeta" is summoned forth it's usually out of  some kind of terror.) Anyway I figure this will be a tough one for those who care about such things.
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Hemsworth Generations

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We already know Chris Hemsworth looks like that (although you know, HI CHRIS), and we already know that his brothers are right proper hot balls of hotness themselves, but it's news to me (and shouldn't have been) that Papa Hemsworth, the seed that planted all of these big beautiful beef-stalks in the first place, well... it shows.


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The blood-line is strong! (pics via) I'm not sure how old Mr. Craig Hemsworth is but since his sons are in their late 20s to mid 30s I'm guessing he's late 50s? Maybe even 60-ish? Damn them's some genes.

Anyway did any of you go see the new Hunstman movie? Judging by its box office... probably not. I mean why buy the cow if the milk's for free, and if you hit the jump we'll milk Chris some more...








See A Penny Pick It Up

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The third season of Penny Dreadful premieres on Showtime this upcoming weekend, but if you're in the US you don't have to wait -- the entire thing's been uploaded to YouTube! Like legally, and everything. I do believe you can't watch it outside of the U.S. but given the internet's capabilities I doubt that will last long. Anyway I haven't watched it myself yet, but this here appears to be a thing...

... which I am really looking forward to.
Watch the full episode here:
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Quote of the Day

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"Well, I think it is. Ridley asked Neill not to make our Alien'til after Prometheus 2. [Ridley] wanted his movie to shoot and be released first. But it’s an amazing script, and Neill and I are really excited about doing it. We’re doing other things until we can get going on that. I’d be really surprised if we didn't do it, because it’s such a great script, and we love working together. So, it’s just going to take a little bit longer to get out to you, but it’ll be worth the wait."

That's Sigourney Weaver on the status of the new Alien movie that she was all set to make with District 9 director Neill Blomkamp this year, until Ridley Scott went and budged his way into things. Listen, I don't want to believe anything other than Sigourney Weaver will go on living and being awesome forever and ever, so I hesitate to even utter such things, but... the woman's in her mid-60s right now. We need to keep such things in mind. The saga of Ripley is clearly about ten thousand percent more important to fans of the franchise than ANYONE ELSE. Keep it straight, folks.

Anyway I have a feeling she'll probably talk about this and other Ripley-adjacent things when I see her in person tomorrow night for that big Aliens event she's attending here in New York!!! (Ahh!!!!)
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