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Good Morning, World
It looks like Riverdale actor and what-rhymes-with-orange KJ Apa is about to be the brand Lacoste's new bulge ambassador, as he 'grammed out this sneak peek underwear vid yesterday afternoon with the promising promise of "Coming Soon" -- and I will hold you to that, KJ.
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Five Frames From ?
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Reds (1981)
John: Freedom, Mrs. Trullinger? I'd like to knowwhat your idea of freedom is. Having your own studio?Louise: I'd like to see you with your pants off, Mr. Reed.
One of the greatest lessons the movies ever taught me was the need to see Warren Beatty without his pants on -- and the selfish bastard hardly ever complied! Talk about a Never-Nude. Anyway Diane Keaton dated Beatty for a minute...
... so she won on that front. Among many fronts! And we wish her a happy 76th birthday today in honor of these multiple accomplishments. Last year I listed my 5 favorite Keaton performances, see those here -- they obviously haven't changed in the year, but I am pretty excited that a 40th anniversary edition of Reds just hit blu-ray this past November so I can revisit this movie properly. It's been a long while. What an ace film. Definitely Beatty's finest, I think? Ooh let's put that to a vote:
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Mötley Smüt Mäyhem
Although we've had some quick and super convincing glimpses so far the first full trailer for Pam & Tommy, Hulu's limited event series with Sebastian Stan and Lily James starring as the big dicked rockstar and his big boobed Baywatch bride respectively -- imagine if they swapped roles though! -- has graced us with its popping-off-the-screen presence today.. and it looks wild, for sure.
Appropriately! Premiering on February 2nd it also stars Seth Rogen and Nick Offerman as the bumbling nogoodniks who stole the couple's sex-tape and changed the celebrity world for ever after. Watch below, but maybe bring a squeegee to wipe the sweat, grease, and body oils off yourselves by its end. Looks fun, anyway! Can't wait.
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Kelvin Harrison Jr Two Times
(pics via) Weird how little I have said about Cyrano here, given I love the director (Joe Wright of Hanna and Anna Karenina) and I love the cast (Kelvin alongside Peter Dinklage and Swallow's own Haley Bennett) and I love the band The National who did the music for the musical (well the Dressner Brothers, two-fifths of the band, did anyway). Also there's the fact that I have seen the movie and it's not bad! Okay not the world's ringiest endorsement to be sure, but it is a musical and, Tick Tick Boom (my review) and the West Side Story (my review) aside, I am still me when it comes to musicals. I didn't love it like I did those two I just mentioned, but the Dressners' score is gorgeous, and Harrison comes off especially well, with a lovely voice. I know the film's wide release has gotten messed up again because of Omicron (Bennett has been particularly upset about this on her Insta, bless her) but as of now it's still supposed to come out on the 28th. Watch the trailer here.
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Good Morning, World
Nobody's done me better for these "Good Morning" posts over the years than former Sense8 star Miguel Angel Silvestre -- whenever I need something, he got something. (And what a something, what several somethings, they is.) I wish I got to see him you know act as much as I got to see him you know this...
... but if not both then definitely one of these things please. These are more photos for that razor campaign I shared some photos from last week (right here), via his Insta of course. In related news did anybody catch the cameo his Sense8 character (an actor named Lito) apparently made in the new Matrix movie? The Wachowskis of course hired several of their actors from that show but sadly not Miguel, but I heard there was...
... a theater marquee advertising one of Lito's movies, and sure enough, one google later, there it be (click to embiggen). That's fun. That's a non-obnoxious Easter Egg that doesn't stop the plot and shout at itself like let's say every single thing that happens in the last Ghostbusters movie. Anyway that also makes me realize I haven't said anything about The Matrix Resurrections since break ended? WTF, Me. I don't have a ton to say about it -- I thought it was a lot of fun and romantic and clever and ...
The entire nighttime city streets chase sequence in The Matrix Resurrections is probably The Action Set-piece of this year, jaw dropping, horrifying, absolutely gorgeous, and people are saying the film’s action is lackluster?? What do people even want anymorrrrr #Matrixpic.twitter.com/yXuNw97V4z
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 24, 2021
... had that. And our boy Groff was a hoot. It's definitely my second favorite Matrix movie now, after the first one (which remains utterly and completely perfect). Other people have written much more interesting things about it than I have to say (clearly). I recommend it though. And I also recommend you hit the jump for three more pictures, while we're at the whole recommending things...
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Thursday's Ways Not To Die
Besides one big gross special effect at its end (which you'll see below) there's not a lot to this death scene from 1981's gruesome slasher film The Prowler save one deliciously unsavory and ignominious thing -- it happens to Farley Granger, bisexual Hitchcock-starring legend, in one the last movies roles he'd ever have in his distinguished career. We love he cashed this paycheck! Go get 'em, Farley! Hit the jump for the Farley-soaked gruesomeness....
The Prowler (1981)
We do love an exploding head. And this one was created by the special effects god Tom Savini himself, so you know it's gonna be juicy. Indeed as I tweeted while watching this movie the other night...
Tom Savini’s work in The Prowler is pretty much TOO convincing — it really does look like these people are being brutally slaughtered #NowWatchingpic.twitter.com/7kI7cAyelw
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 4, 2022
The immediate fade-to-black following the exploding head does make the budget's limitations clear, but Savini, as he always did, made the most out of what he had. Some of the violence in this film is truly too much -- indeed that was my original recollection of the film, which I'd seen many years ago, so I don't know why I decded to revisit this week except I saw that Tubi has it streaming for free on their service. Do y'all use Tubi? If you're looking for random horror films there's very nearly nowhere better -- I think they even challenge Shudder's dominance, especially given the edge that Tubi is 100% free. (There are sporadic ads, but they're not even as often as they are on TV.) Anyway, The Prowler! Any fans?
Previous Ways Not To Die: Something Pirkc-ed This Way Comes -- A Jab ACAB -- Cat Scratch Fever -- Some CG Nun-sense -- Don't Sit Too Close to the TV -- Big Man Bombs -- Some Rad Bad Mean Monkey Business -- You Cruise You Lose -- Get Steamed -- Ring Envy -- Pop Goes the Eyeball -- - Rat Lightning -- Central Park Pestilence -- Goat Yer Got -- Get the Hook -- Robot First Blood -- Tumble For Yahhhhhh -- By Gyaos and By Golly -- Licked By Flames of Sapphic Desire -- Snitches Get Destiches -- Bad-Assassin -- Lasers For the Little Person -- Mouse Droppings -- Pink Puffy Stuff -- Light Terror-py -- Don't Open the Box! -- I Said Don't Squeeze The Charmin -- Ma Come Runnin -- Birds of Darkness, Consume Me!!! -- Oh Teddy -- Better Off Red -- A Spike in the Dark -- Bag n' Bash -- Big Time Dumbbelled -- By Behemoth Blast -- Fire In Your Belly -- The Hand Gun -- Shark, Weak -- Just Say Heck No -- The Diabolical Loosening of Birds -- Backstabber -- Psychogenic Fugue State Go Bye Bye -- Who Slew Aunt Annie -- Saved By The Bullet -- Die For Art -- Crawl This Way -- Deep Red Robin Dead -- Cellar Doors -- Draw Bridge To Doom -- Disarmed & Dangerous -- Ladies Who Lunched -- Tasting the Black Sperm of Vengeance -- Chucky's First Victim -- Smoking Kills -- Conk Goes The Boyfriend -- No You're The Puppet -- Killer Looks -- Dumb Blonde in a Box -- Dinner For Two -- Grab the Bull By the Horns -- Shoot Me Jonathan Tucker -- Dressed Down -- Killin' Nazis -- Keep Your Eyes on the Pies -- Sleep Tight -- How Much is the Peyton Out the Window -- It Takes Guts -- Buns Up -- Body Snatcher Bullseye -- Kibbles & Bits -- What's In The Basket -- A Bad Case of Bed Head -- The Last Airbender -- Loose Hips Sink Dips --Bunny Oblivion -- Railroaded -- Man vs Harpoon -- Beam Me Down -- Touchdown to Terror -- Lucy Loses Her Head -- Goo Gone -- Jake Fully Loaded -- Time Stops For One Man -- They Shoot Actresses Don't They -- Chop Top -- Paint Me Like One Of Your Dead Girls -- Doggy Puddle -- A Present of Violence -- Backseat Die-r -- Supermarket Reaped -- Jungle Boogied -- In the Hallway with the Candlestick -- This is Not the Blonde You Are Looking For -- The Sting -- Blue Mooned -- Pray For Death. -- I Want To Die! -- Come and Knock on My Face -- All Dolled Up -- Tomahawk Justice -- Sleep It Off -- The Fall Guy -- Catricide -- Rumbling in my Tummy -- Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Monster -- Split End-- That Darn Dame -- Board Now -- Signed By The Zodiac -- Damsel in Da' Street -- Whispers of a Mad-Man -- Peek-a-Boom -- Precious Miseries -- A Triple Salchow Before Dying -- Night Nurse -- Don't Be Greedo -- The Hand That Rocks The Greenhouse -- Jacked Up -- The Big Squeeze -- Say My Name -- Silver Shamrock -- As The Wine Turns -- sleepytime -- Eat Crow -- An Un Made Man -- Bear Topped --When Your Hoop Dreams Become Your Hoop Nightmares -- Ungodly Grabbers -- Head Today Gone Tomorrow -- Something... Happened -- Phone Jacked -- Poker Face -- Not Ready For This Jelly --World's Greatest DEAD -- Swiss Miss Meteor Strike -- The Whim of a Mads Man -- Big Wheeled -- Deep Red -- Bunny Petit -- Ding Dong Going Down -- The Headless Hitchcock -- Oops I Dropped The Soap --Mary had A Little Slam -- The Beast With Too Backstabbed -- Wrath of the Merman -- Stomach Bug --Something Icky This Way Comes -- Dagon It -- The Passion of Margaret White -- Worm Food -- Kim Jong Kill -- Harkonnen A Vagrant -- A Little Off The Top -- Laid Out By Lamas -- 1 2 3 Dandy -- One Ringy-Dingy Two Ringy-Dingy Die Ringy-Dingy -- Nanny Slam -- Forced Head -- A Wolf at the Door -- X-Ray'd -- Helen Helen Helen -- Bad Robot -- Giggle Gassed -- Dark Meet -- The Lady in the Iron Mask --Croaked -- Exit Stage Crazy -- Cold Cocked By Colin Farrell -- Comb Over -- Wishing You Happy Father's Day -- Bright Light Bright Light -- Flame With Ash Highlights -- Don't Spoke Unless Stuck Onto-- Teen Angst Bullshit -- Come What May (Day) -- Dodge This -- The Dead Knock At Dawn -- A Gentlemenly Sacrifice -- Spade & Neutered -- Flambe By Vincent -- L.O.O.K.E.R Over -- Something in the Fog -- Polly Wants A Scalpel -- Major Swirly -- White Meat Dark Meat -- Oh Dae-su You Devil --Unto Darkness Delivered -- A Hammock Built For Slew -- Venom Down -- Worm Turned -- This Anaconda Do Want Some -- Cereal Murdered -- Deady Dearest -- Spotted Dick -- Chinatown Syndrome-- Feeling the Fury -- Blank With the Blank in the Blank -- Kill the Cook -- You be The Steeple -- Boiled Bashed Stabbed & Gassed -- Iced Princess -- Straight Razor Symphony -- Prey For Mantis -- Talos Unplugged -- A Mysterious Raptoring -- Mad Monkey Robo Rampage -- Give Me Liberty, Or... -- Horns of Plenty... Dead! -- Mistress-And-Run -- Wolverine Interrupted -- Who Let The Guts Out -- Zzzapped Innards-Side-Out -- Bad Romance -- Twas Beauty (And Also Aeroplanes) -- Bad Head -- Valentine's Day Massacred -- Belly Buster -- For Being Not The Babysitter -- Splat In Slo-Mo -- To Be Dis-Continued --For Being Mouthy -- Do You Smell What Billy's Mom Is Cooking -- The Milk Done Gone Bad -- An Inability To Stop Drop and Roll -- Bug Sprayed -- Extreme Makeover: Leatherface Edition -- Window Seat Suck -- Razor Bunting -- Stabbed Thru The Heart And Witches Are To Blame -- Shark Kibble -- Is That a Straight Razor In Your Trunks Or Are You Just Happy To See Me -- Bad Dates -- Fry Guy'd --Super Battle Bystander Shrapnel Shred -- Staring Contest of the Dead -- Satanic Self Sacrifice -- Fist and Fortune -- Psychedelic Penis Slice To Window Toss -- For Crimes Against Accent -- Sacked -- Speed Bumped For Traffic Spikes -- Shark Versus Jet-Ski -- Hot Oil Treatment -- Tucked In By Jason -- Just A Pair of Snowbodies -- Poison Pellet Kibble Swap -- Dolly Disassembled -- Fire Escape Fall Out -- Unbuggered -- Tell 'Em Large Marge Sent'cha -- Blue Man Gooped -- Tongue Stung -- Now Wouldn't Cha, Barracuda? -- Leaving on a Rat Plane -- Panthers! -- Fashion Faux-Pwned -- "It's Just A Box." -- Blasted Pigeons -- Taunting Ahnuld -- The Too Hot Tub -- Beyond the Veil -- Sunken Prayers-- Super Crack -- Brains Blown -- Fur For The Boogens -- White Hot Bunny Rabbit Rage --Dragged To Hell -- The TV Van That Dripped Blood -- Don't Mess With Mama -- Heads Ahoy --Martyred For Sheep -- Heads Nor Tails -- He Loves Me Knot -- The Great Bouncing Brad --Miss Kitty's 8 Mishaps -- Boat Smoosh -- Meeting the French-Tipped Menace -- A Magic Trick -- Slick Suck -- We Who Walk Here Walk Alone -- Raptor Bait -- Kneegasm'd -- Dare to Dream in Fincher -- Reach Out and Throttle Someone -- De-Faced -- Voluntary Drowning -- Cross Borne -- Pulled Up Hell's Sphincter -- An Arrow Up The Ass - The Numerous Violent Unbecomings of Olive Oyl -- Ack! Ack! Zap! -- Baby's First Acid Splash -- Chop, Drop and Sashimi Roll -- Forever Rafter -- Can't You Hear Me Now? -- Daisies Ways #5 - Harpoony Side Up -- Acid Dip -- On a Wing and a Prey -- For Standing in the Way of Sappho -- Busting Rule Number Three (For The Purpose of Number Two) -- Daisies #4 - Window Dressed To Killed --Hands Off the Haas Orb -- Bullet Ballet -- A Single Vacancy at the Roach Motel -- A School Bus Slipped Thru The Ice -- Trache-AAHHHH!!!-tomy'd - For Mel Gibson's Sins -- A Wide Stanced Slashing --- Daisies Ways #3 - Scratch n' Snuffed -- The Victim of a Viscous Hit & Run-- Curled -- Kabobbed -- Daisies Ways #2 - Aggravated Cementia -- Boo! Nun! -- 2009's Ways Not To Die -- Bug Scratch Fever -- Daisies Ways #1 - Deep Fat Fried in My Own Unique Blend of 500 Herbs & Spices -- By the Yard End of the Stick -- Screwed From A Very Great Distance-- A Righteous Bear-Jew Beatdown -- Fisted By Hugo Sitglitz -- Xeno Morphed -- Fuck-Stuck -- A Vengeful Elevator God: Part 4 -- Lava Bombed -- The Cradle Will Rock... Your Face Off!!! -- The Food of the Nilbog Goblins -- The Slugs Is Gonna Gitcha -- Phone Shark -- Hide The Carrot -- Sarlacc Snacked -- Avada Kedavra!!! -- Hooked, Lined and Sinkered -- "The Libyans!" -- Axe Me No Questions -- Pin the Chainsaw on the Prostitute -- The Wrath of the Crystal Unicorn -- The Ultimate Extreme Make-Over -- Drown In A Sink Before The Opening Credits Even Roll -- The Dog Who Knew Too Much -- Don't Die Over Spilled Milk -- Inviting the Wrath of Aguirre -- An Inconceivable Outwitting -- The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique -- Nipple Injected Blue Junk -- Your Pick Of The Deadly Six -- Thing Hungry --Don't Fuck With The Serial Killer's Daughter -- DO Forget To Add The Fabric Softener -- Any Of The Ways Depicted In This Masterpiece Of Lost Cinema -- Rode Down In The Friscalating Dusklight -- Good Morning, Sunshine! -- Mornin' Cuppa Drano -- The Cylon-Engineered Apocalypse -- Tender-Eye-zed -- Martian Atmospheric Asphyxiation -- Maimed By A Mystical Person-Cat -- The Sheets Are Not To Be Trusted -- Handicapable Face-Hacked -- I Did It For You, Faramir -- Summertime In The Park... Of A Pedophile's Mind -- A Vengeful Elevator God: Part 3 -- Strung Up With Festive Holiday Bulbs By Santa Claus Himself -- A Vengeful Elevator God: Part 2 -- A Vengeful Elevator God: Part 1 -- Decapitated Plucked Broiled & Sliced -- Head On A Stick! -- A Trip To The Ol' Wood-Chipper -- Pointed By The T-1000 --Sucking Face With Freddy Krueger -- A Pen-Full Of Home-Brewed Speed to The Eye --Motivational Speech, Interrupted -- A Freak Ephemera Storm -- When Ya Gotta Go... Ya Gotta Go -- Hoisted By Your Own Hand Grenade -- Having The Years Suction-Cupped Away --Criss-Cross -- Turned Into A Person-Cocoon By The Touch Of A Little Girl's Mirror Doppleganger -- Satisfying Society's "Pop Princess" Blood-Lust -- Done In By The Doggie Door-- Tuned Out -- Taking the 107th Step -- Rescuing Gretchen -- Incinerated By Lousy Dialogue-- Starred & Striped Forever -- Vivisection Via Vaginally-Minded Barbed-Wire -- Chompers (Down There) -- Run Down By M. Night Shyamalan -- Everything Up To And Including The Kitchen Toaster -- Sacrificed To Kali -- Via The Gargantuan Venom Of The Black Mamba Snake -- Turned Into An Evil Robot -- The Out-Of-Nowhere Careening Vehicle Splat -- "Oh My God... It's Dip!!!" -- Critter Balled -- Stuff'd -- A Hot-Air Balloon Ride... Straight To Hell!!!-- Puppy Betrayal -- High-Heeled By A Girlfriend Impersonator -- Flip-Top Beheaded --Because I'm Too Goddamned Beautiful To Live -- By Choosing... Poorly... -- Fried Alive Due To Baby Ingenuity -- A Good Old-Fashioned Tentacle Smothering -- Eepa! Eepa! -- Gremlins Ate My Stairlift -- An Icicle Thru The Eye -- Face Carved Off By Ghost Doctor After Lesbian Tryst With Zombie Women -- Electrocuted By Fallen Power-Lines -- A Mouthful Of Flare --Taken By The TV Lady -- Bitten By A Zombie -- Eaten By Your Mattress -- Stuffed To Splitting -- Face Stuck In Liquid Nitrogen -- Crushed By Crumbling Church Debris -- Bitten By The Jaws Of Life -- A Machete To The Crotch -- Showering With A Chain-Saw -- In A Room Filled With Razor Wire -- Pod People'd With Your Dog -- Force-Fed Art -- Skinned By A Witch -- Beaten With An Oar -- Curbed -- Cape Malfunction -- In The Corner -- Cooked In A Tanning Bed -- Diced -- Punched Through The Head -- Bugs Sucking On Your Head
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Today's Fanboy Delusion
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Jonathan Majors Six Times
Right before Thanksgiving I shared a new photo with you of Jonathan Majors flashing some of his world-class physique (see it here, although I have re-included it below) which I didn't have a source for -- I didn't know if it was a new magazine shoot, or what. All I knew was, in the infamous words of Margaret White, I liked it -- I liked it!!! Well it turns out it was for a magazine (specifically Arena Hommes+) and there were several more photos, and... I really can't believe I made it through the entire holidays without knowing this. Without having this, without seeing these! Holy hell is this a hot photoshoot. Now as I scurry out of my office to check the local magazine shoppe and see if it's possible to buy a physical copy of this issue (I have checked online and it seems terrifyingly for naught) y'all can hit the jump for the rest...
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Good Morning, World
Back in October I posted about how James Badge Dale was busy being hot on some show called Hightown I had never heard of -- well here we are three months later and I can say that I have heard of the show (because I posted about it!) but I still can't say I have watched a smidge. No matter, because James Badge Dale? Still being hot on it. Indeed he had a sex scene on an episode of it over the holidays where he got his butt out and... you're not gonna wanna miss that. JBD got some butt! That said it is a straight sex scene (no thank you) and I had to edit around, you know, his perfectly lovely actress co-star as best I could. We are not here for her! I mean I am not here for her, and it's my site so my rules. Anyway point being they shot the scene so that was difficult so there is some female nudity below too. I always feel guilty posting female nudity! Part of the reason I started doing my gratuitous posts fifteen years back was to help establish internet equity when it came to female and male nudity... I make "getting off" sound so fuckin' fancy, don't I? I been at this a long time, y'all. Hit the jump for the damn gifs...
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Breakfast At Rooney's
I don't know why anybody drops big news like this on a Thursday night -- wait until assholes like me are at our desks so we can parrot it in nearly one million identical posts! -- but last night Deadline reported that the very talented actress Rooney Mara will star in an Audrey Hepburn bio-pic directed by one Luca Guadagnino. I think after movies like My Week With Marilyn, Jackie and Spencer -- and yes, one wonders how Pablo Larraín feels about this news today! -- proved that we can make successful and interesting biopics of people we used to think would be untouchable because of how iconic they still are all these many years on, this one proved inevitable. (We're also getting Baz Luhrmann's movie about Elvis soon, too.)
But really what does the general populace even know about Audrey Hepburn at this point? I very much count myself as a fan but that's of her performances -- the woman behind Holly Golightly I know very little about. I was 16 when she died and I remember her as a nice old lady who did a lot of charity work, but I've never read a biography of her or seen a documentary -- Audrey the person is a total mystery to me. So I say bring it on. Guadagnino has been sharpening his teeth on fashion short films for the past few years in between his movies and I think those, more than anything, will have prepared him for this. You can't think Audrey without thinking Fashion. And on that front Rooney fits the bill. And yes I love Rooney and think she's the perfect choice, by the way. I might not know much about Audrey but I do know if Audrey was around today she'd be the one talking about how she'd never eaten pie before, that much of I am certain. Thoughts?
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Scream Yourself To Sleep Tonight
I'm trying real hard to ignore all the news about the new Scream movie because people have now seen it and are feeling the need to trumpet that fact all over Twitter -- that said I am seeing it on Monday myself, and yes I will be reviewing it so stay tuned! Bbut this news isn't about the new movie: it's about the four previous ones, so I can go there. Specifically, the score to all four films is being released in a massive vinyl boxed-set in June!
Four blood red records containing composer Marco Beltrami's music from the four Wes Craven films, and it's apparently loaded with never-before-released material to boot. Any Scream geek must have! It's out on June 10th and you can pre-order it at this link. I'll share the entire press release along with a trailer for the vinyl (which is apparently a thing that happens now) and the entire tracklists right here after the jump...
January 7, 2022 (Los Angeles, CA) — As the latest installment of Scream lands in theaters this winter, Varèse Sarabande revisits Marco Beltrami’s masterful scores from the horror franchise’s first four films with Scream: Original Motion Picture Soundtracks. The 4-LP set—pressed on blood-red vinyl with black smoke swirls—dedicates a full album to each film and includes two hours of unreleased material. In all retail stores June 10, and available for pre-order today, the collection is housed in a unique jacket, which folds out into a 3’ x 2’ Ghostface mask. For fans seeking additional content, the 6-CD and digital editions (both available today) offer each film’s score in its entirety, plus more than four hours of unreleased music, previously unreleased demos, cues, and alternate takes. The CD box set is available exclusively on VareseSarabande.com and Intl.VareseSarabande.com and limited to 1,800 units. Both the CD and vinyl versions feature new, in-depth liner notes from film music journalist and author, Jim Lochner.
In 1996, Scream ushered in a new generation of slasher flicks—mixing self-awareness and satire with chills, gore, and plenty of plot twists. Written by Kevin Williamson (Dawson’s Creek, The Vampire Diaries) and directed by horror pioneer Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Hills Have Eyes, Swamp Thing), Scream flipped the genre on its side. As Lochner writes, “Williamson populated the film with characters who knew about other horror films, spent much of their time referencing other horror films, and even recognized they were living inside of a horror film.”
Typically, the genre featured unknown players; but, in another unorthodox move, Scream’s cast was filled with high-profile actors, including Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, Matthew Lillard, Jamie Kennedy, and Rose McGowan. While Campbell, Arquette, and Cox have remained central figures throughout the franchise, each installment has added a new roster of stars (plus plenty of unexpected cameos), including Jada Pinkett-Smith and Timothy Olyphant (Scream 2); Parker Posey and Emily Mortimer (Scream 3); and Emma Roberts and Alison Brie (Scream 4).
The original Scream—which went on to become one of the highest-grossing horror films of all-time—centers around Sidney Prescott (Campbell), a high school student in the fictional town of Woodsboro, CA, who is targeted by a masked serial killer, known as “Ghostface.” Over the following sequels, Prescott continues to face new pursuers, who all assume the Ghostface identity. Underscoring the action for the first four Scream films is an engaging score by Mario Beltrami.
Scream was not only Beltrami’s big break into Hollywood, but it also served as his introduction to the genre. “It was a little bit strange for me because…I’d never seen a horror movie,” Beltrami told Lochner. “There are a lot of references to other horror movies, which I didn’t understand at all, so I felt a little uncomfortable.” Nevertheless, Craven was impressed with Beltrami’s work and took a chance on the young composer. Scream would mark the first of seven collaborations between the two men.
Beltrami’s first project was the film’s opening scene. “It had this over-the-top, almost operatic nature to it…. It was very dynamic. That was the mode I followed with the rest of the score,” he recalls, adding that his unfamiliarity with the genre played to his advantage. “I viewed the movie from a very innocent standpoint, taking the images not in any jaded way but truly petrified.”
Beltrami, who recalls that Craven was “very patient with me,” recorded the Scream score on a limited budget. This led to plenty of ingenuity in the studio—working with smaller combinations of musicians, in lieu of a full orchestra, and bolstering recordings with synthesizers and stock library samples. Among the most memorable compositions from this film were two musical themes that Beltrami revisited throughout his work with the franchise. They include Sidney’s theme (“Sidney Wants It”) and, as Lochner notes, a “Spaghetti Western sound that…ultimately evolved into a more prominent guitar theme [“Dewey’s Theme”] for Dewey (Arquette) in the sequels.”
The success of the first Scream afforded Beltrami a broader range of musical tools for the sequel, 1998’s Scream 2. In addition to hiring a full orchestra and choir, the composer experimented with electronic elements to create unique musical textures throughout the score. By now, Beltrami was more comfortable with the genre, which revealed itself in his use of musical trickery. “I learned to play with the audience expectation by using sound to scare,” he explains. “If you’re expecting a scare at a certain point, you don’t do it then. You do it when the audience lets down their guard. You put the sting where they’re not expecting it and it throws everybody off.”
When Scream 3 arrived in 2000, Beltrami was working with a 95-piece orchestra and a 30-person choir. He also was fully entrenched in the Scream universe. “That whole searching process, that whole Sturm und Drang of trying to figure out what the movie was got so much easier… I could just write the cues and not worry about it.” But Scream 4, which dropped a decade later, found Beltrami, Craven, and Williamson moving in a new direction. This time, the plot reflected a significant cultural shift, following the rise of social media, smartphones, and online culture. “Since Scream 4 was intended for a new era 10 years removed from the original trilogy, I wanted to sonically set it apart from the over-the-top polish and orchestral extravagance of the previous few entries,” explains Beltrami. “I thought it would be more interesting to aim for a more gritty, rough-around-the-edges, scaled-back sound, while still retaining the familiar themes and overall sound of the franchise.”
As Lochner notes, it was Scream that started it all for Beltrami, introducing him “to the craziness of…composing for big Hollywood films.” Since then, the Academy Award®-nominated composer has scored more than a hundred films, TV shows, and video games, including A Quiet Place and A Quiet Place Part II, Snowpiercer, The Hurt Locker, and Free Solo, which earned Beltrami his first Emmy® Award. But Scream will always hold a special place in the composer’s heart—particularly because it established his long-running creative partnership and friendship with Craven, who died in 2015 at the age of 76. “Wes really taught me a lot about how I score movies,” shares Beltrami. “I really treasured the relationship. It was more than just a work relationship. I felt like he nurtured my career.”
But that isn’t the end of the Scream story. While rumors of a fifth installment pervaded Hollywood for several years, it wasn’t until 2019 that the movie began to take shape. Now, on January 14, the latest edition of Scream arrives in theaters and finds Campbell, Cox, and Arquette reprising their roles, as a new killer targets a group of teenagers in Woodsboro. Directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (Ready or Not, Southbound), the film features a brand-new score from the Emmy®-nominated composer, Brian Tyler (Crazy Rich Asians, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ready or Not).
Varèse Sarabande is pleased to partner with Paramount Pictures to release the new film’s official score. An expanded 24-track CD and digital version of Scream: Music from the Motion Picture is available today on all digital platforms, with the CD available exclusively at VareseSarabande.com and Intl.VareseSarabande.com. A 14-track vinyl LP in a reflective mirror board jacket is currently available for pre-order at all physical retailers, while special pressing of the album—limited to 300 units, on clear vinyl with red smoke—can be found exclusively on VareseSarabande.com and Intl.VareseSarabande.com. Both vinyl variants of Scream: Music from the Motion Picture are set for release on June 10.
Scream: Original Motion Picture Soundtracks: Box Set Tracklist (CD, digital)
Disc 1 (Scream):
1. Dimension Logo 0:18
2. The Cue From Hell 10:33
3. Trouble in Woodsboro 1:51
4. Sid's House 1:12
5. Red Herring 2:13
6. Killer Calls Sidney 2:52
7. Chasing Sidney 1:29
8. Cell Phone 1:00
9. Backdoor Gale 0:48
10. Schoolyard 2 1:17
11. Sid's Doubt 1:23
12. Bathroom 2:57
13. Mr. Himbry Gets It 2:11
14. Sheriff and Dewey 1:21
15. Tatum's Torture 2:46
16. Sidney Wants It 3:07
17. Dewey and Gale 1:57
18. Off to See Himbry 0:41
19. Killer Stabs Billy 2:49
20. Randy Almost Gets It 2:33
21. Gale Crashes the Van 1:33
22. They're Crazy 9:42
23. Sid Stabs Billy 4:24
24. Billy's Back 0:52
25. End Credits 1:39
Disc 2 (Scream 2):
1. Opening 0:47
2. Phil Scares Maureen 1:38
3. Maureen Steals the Show 1:47
4. Your Lucky Day 0:49
5. Check Out the News 1:05
6. Sid and Randy Talk 1:06
7. Introducing Gale Again 1:08
8. Sid and Dewey Talk 2:20
9. Dewey's Theme 1:39
10. Cici's Home 0:28
11. Cici Gets the Call 2:57
12. Cici Is Killed 2:36
13. Crime Scene 1:32
14. Sidney Is Attacked 2:50
15. Derek at Hospital 1:20
16. Killing Theories 1:30
17. Cassandra Aria † 2:16
18. Sid Runs Into Derek 1:37
19. Murder in the Van 4:06
20. Sid in Library 1:27
21. Cotton Confronts Sidney 2:13
22. Cops Question Cotton 2:53
23. Joel Quits 3:38
24. Dewey and Gale Attacked 6:42
25. Sid Says Goodbye 1:49
26. Sid Needs a New Roommate 6:40
27. Cassandra Reprise † 1:09
28. Showdown 3:17
29. The Big Showdown 8:00
30. Sid Kills Killer 2:46
31. More Lives Than a Cat 1:15
32. Scream 2 Theme 1:27
Disc 3 (Scream 3):
1. Here We Go Again 0:49
2. Cotton Car 2:25
3. 100% Scared 2:25
4. Cotton Gets Picked 2:21
5. Home on the Range 2:00
6. Gale Meets Kincaid 1:07
7. Gale Arrives 0:30
8. Sunset Pictures (Full Version)* 1:46
9. Dewey and the Gales 1:02
10. Gale Kicked Off Set 0:48
11. Dad Brings Home the Bacon 1:01
12. Sidney's Nightmare 1:56
13. BooBalicious 0:57
14. Candy Phone 1:53
15. Candy Ain't so Sweet 0:54
16. Kincaid at Crime Scene 0:50
17. Three Different Scripts 0:26
18. The Fall of Roman 1:09
19. Killer Calls Sidney 1:25
20. Gale Spies on Dewey 1:27
21. Comparing Photos 1:26
22. Stone Cold Dead 3:59
23. Roll With It 2:44
24. Sid Arrives 2:33
25. On the Set 0:47
26. Randy Speaks 2:51
27. Searching 1:03
28. Leia and the Stormtroopers 1:22
29. Sid in the Can 2:06
Disc 4 (Scream 3):
1. Home Sweet Home 1:46
2. Killer in the Closet 2:34
3. Mother's Room 0:59
4. The Fall Girl 1:09
5. Milton Takes Meetings 3:05
6. At the Station 3:14
7. Dewey Mobile (Full Version) 2:07
8. Roman Around 3:20
9. The Killer's Phone 2:20
10. Ghostface Attacks 2:24
11. Ghostface vs. Jennifer 1:16
12. Dewey Falls for Gale 2:20
13. Sidney's Call 3:20
14. Sidney Joins the Party 4:33
15. Sid and Ghostface 1:43
16. Boom Boom Out Go Lights 4:43
17. All in the Family 3:41
18. Sid Wears a Dress 2:47
19. Doppelgaler 1:00
20. Sid's Theme (reprise) 0:50
Disc 5 (Scream 4):
1. Stab 6 3:41
2. You're Not Real 5:44
3. Dewey in the Morning 0:29
4. Jenny's Phone Call 0:42
5. Dewey Cleans Up 0:32
6. Cheating on My Diet 2:09
7. Woodsboro 2010 0:43
8. When You Let Someone Go 1:36
9. It's My Rental 1:35
10. The Media Arrives 0:37
11. Interrogation 1:17
12. How's Gale 1:18
13. No Match for the Ninja 0:48
14. You Were Busy 1:09
15. In the Closet 1:42
16. Olivia Dies 4:33
17. Woodsboro Remake 0:21
18. Working Together 1:24
19. You Are the Message 3:14
20. Everything's Under Control 1:18
21. I Know How You Feel 2:30
22. Cameras Obscured 1:33
23. Gale and Ghostface 1:05
24. He's Making the Movie 0:36
25. Fuck Bruce Willis 2:16
26. You're a Survivor 4:27
27. The After Party 2:47
28. Make a Move 0:48
29. I'm Gay...If It Helps 1:17
30. Jill, Run! 1:54
31. I Got It, Right 3:58
32. This Is Making a Move 1:22
33. Your Ingenue Days Are Over 5:46
34. Sole Survivor 3:17
35. Touch and Go 2:52
36. You Just Won't Die 3:57
37. Don't Fuck With the Original 1:53
Disc 6 (Bonus Cuts and Extras):
From Scream:
1. Sid's Window
2. Gut Someone
3. Sid Looks
4. Billy Looks
5. Billy to Cell
6. Killer Calls Again
7. Bang Into Billy
8. Girl Talk
9. Video Store
10 Why She's Here
11. Billy Sting
12. Prescott's Car
13. Hairbrush
14. The Cue From Hell (orchestra only)
15. I Don't Care (vocals performed by Dillon Dixon)
From Scream 2:
16. Phil Gets the Point
17. Sidney Gets a Prank Call
18. Cotton on the News
19. News Conference
20. Gale Bumps Into Cotton
21. Shower (From Stab, the film within the film) †
22. Window Crash (From Stab, the film within the film) †
23. Kill (From Stab, the film within the film) †
From Scream 3:
24. Sunset Pictures (alternate edit)
25. Ghostface Attacks/Ghostface vs. Jennifer/Dewey Falls for Gale
(original demo suite)
From Scream 4:
26. Dewey in the Morning (original demo)
27. Dewey Cleans Up (original demo)
28. Stab Main Title (rejected demo)
Scream: Original Motion Picture Soundtracks Box Set Tracklist (vinyl)
Disc 1: Scream
Side A:
1. Dimension Logo (0:19)
2. The Cue from Hell (10:33)
3. Trouble in Woodsboro (1:52)
4. Red Herring (2:13)
5. Chasing Sidney (1:29
6. Backdoor Gale (0:49)
7. Schoolyard 2 (1:17)
8. Bathroom (2:58)
Side B:
1. Sheriff and Dewey (1:21)
2. Tatum's Torture (2:46)
3. Sidney Wants It (3:09)
4. Killer Stabs Billy (2:50)
5. They're Crazy (9:42)
6. End Credit Material (1:40)
Disc 2: Scream 2
Side A:
1. Opening (0:47)
2. Maureen Steals the Show (1:47)
3. Your Lucky Day (0:49)
4. Sid and Randy Talk (1:06)
5. Introducing Gale Again (1:09)
6. Sid and Dewey Talk (2:20)
7. Dewey's Theme (1:39)
8. Cici Gets the Call (2:57)
9. Derek at Hospital (1:20)
10. Murder in the Van (4:06)
11. Joel Quits (3:39)
Side B:
1. Dewey and Gale Attacked (6:43)
2. Sid Says Goodbye (1:49)
3. Showdown (3:17)
4. The Big Showdown (8:01)
5. Scream 2 Theme (1:26)
Disc 3: Scream 3
Side A:
1. Here We Go Again (0:49)
2. Cotton Car (2:25)
3. Cotton Gets Picked (2:22)
4. Home on the Range (2:00)
5. Sunset Pictures (full version) (1:46)
6. Sidney's Nightmare (1:56)
7. Candy Ain't so Sweet (0:54)
8. Gale Spies on Dewey (1:27)
9. Comparing Photos (1:26)
10 On the Set (0:49)
11. Home Sweet Home (1:46)
12. Killer in the Closet (2:32)
13. Mother's Room (1:00)
Side B:
1. The Fall Girl (1:09)
2. Gale & Dewey Drive to Milton a.k.a At the Station (3:14)
3. Dewey Mobile (1:15)
4. Ghostface Attacks (2:24)
5. Ghostface vs. Jennifer (1:18)
6. Sidney's Call (3:18)
7. Boom Boom Out Go Lights (4:43)
8. Sid Wears a Dress (2:47)
9. Sid's Theme (reprise) (0:49)
Disc 4: Scream 4
Side A:
1. You're Not Real (5:44)
2. Cheating on My Diet / Woodsboro 2010 (2:50)
3. When You Let Someone Go (1:36)
4. Which Closet? (4:32)
5. You Are the Message (3:14)
6. Everything's Under Control (1:18)
7. I Know How You Feel (2:31)
Side B:
1. I Got It, Right (3:59)
2. Your Ingenue Days Are Over (5:46)
3. The After-After Party (3:16)
4. Touch and Go (2:52)
5. Don't Spoil It, Pt. 2 (3:58)
6. Don't Fuck With the Original (1:55)
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Quote of the Day
“He and I have this lovely long history of meeting at Hollywood events and being the two shy ones – both shy and tickled pink and pinching ourselves and looking forward to telling people at home, but not confident enough to step in and talk to, say, Angelina Jolie.”
-- That is Tilda Swinton talking about how she and Pedro Almodovar bonded at an Oscar party in 2008, and oh to be a wallflower planted beside those two eh? That quote is out of a truly wonderful long piece on the actor in The Guardian that I very much recommend taking the time with -- I thought I'd just skim it and then get back to it over lunch but I was one hundred percent sucked in. The part about Derek Jarman's death and all the AIDS deaths in that time period, and how she identified with the TV series It's a Sin from this past year, was especially moving. Anyway go read it! She is such a fascination and gift. Here is one more quote for the road:
"My experience of grief is a kind of emptying. All the stories stop, there is no road in front of you. It all just goes black, and it takes a long time to get over it.”
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Dev Brings Us Sugar
While we sit back and watch with our typical, familiar, resigned horror as the Awards Awarders get it all wrong again this year by totally ignoring David Lowery's towering achievement The Green Knight in basically every category -- this astonishing movie should be up for everything dammit (here's my review) -- at least we get news like today's that Wes Anderson is putting that movie's megawatt movie-star Dev Patel in his next project. And with great company -- Benedict Cumberbatch (who probably will be rightly nominated for Best Actor this year for The Power of the Dog) and Ralph Fiennes and Ben Kingsley will all be joining Dev in Wes' adaptation of the Roald Dahl story The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. This is of course Anderson's second Dahl adaptation, coming 12-ish years after he made the masterpiece Fantastic Mr. Fox, but I'm fairly sure this one unlike that one will be live-action. So we get to see Dev! That's nice. Here's what Henry Sugar is about in case you've never read it:
"Henry Sugar, an independently wealthy man who enjoys gambling, finds and reads a doctor's report on a strange patient the doctor met while stationed at a hospital in India. This patient, who called himself "The Man Who Sees Without Using His Eyes", had the ability to see even after the doctors had medically sealed the man's eyes shut and bandaged his head. The man was part of a circus act and used his ability to make money. When interviewed in more detail by the curious doctors he gave an account which they wrote up. The man claimed he had been interested in magic all his life, and managed to study with Yogi Hardawar in India, by which he develops the ability to see through thin objects such a paper or playing cards, and can see around solid objects such as a wooden door if he is allowed a finger or hand around it. The doctors decide the man could be of great benefit as a teacher of the blind, and return to the circus, only to find the show canceled, when the Man Who Sees Without Using His Eyes has died. Henry realizes that the book contains a detailed description of the meditation method used to gain this ability; he steals the book and then decides to try to master the art described. "
(via) It goes on from there -- I think this story is plenty enough for a full film, given the way Wes fleshes out full worlds from small details, but Deadline is saying the movie will actually be an omnibus of three stories; Henry Sugar is actually a full short story collection, with six other stories included. You can see what they all are at this link. We'll have to see how Wes structures this, if the stories overlap or the film is an anthology a la his most recent triumph The French Dispatch.
Was about to say that this Wes Anderson news seemed too fast after The French Dispatch, that he is one of the few filmmakers that I value taking time in between projects because of what a monumental design feat each one is, then I remembered that Dispatch was filmed in 2018 (wtf) pic.twitter.com/l5GfrG4B9w
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 6, 2022
Wes is planning on filming Sugar this fall, which makes this a crazy fertile and profuse period of work for the director since Dispatch just came out (after being filmed in 2018 and delayed because of the pandemic) and he's already filmed another project, the one called Asteroid City that we know very little about save it's apparently a love story and that it stars, besides the usual cast of Anderson regulars, Tom Hanks and Scarlett Johansson and Margot Robbie, plus Rupert Friend (who did have a small adorable role in Dispatch) and Maya Hawke, the latter two seen on set below:
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KJ Apa Two Times
It took two excruciating days but Lacoste has finally revealed a couple of the photos from the KJ Apa underwear campaign that the Riverdale actor teased on Wednesday -- please don't think I am complaining but I hate (okay yes I am complaining) those weird smooth cup things that underwear brands insist on making their models wear, don't you? Give us VPL or give us death, Lacoste!
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Searching For Edgar Ramirez
In case you hadn't noticed -- and why would you? -- it is January of the year 2022. I don't know. It just is. So yeah, it's January, allegedly, and even though nothing else feels the same the studios are still using January as their dumping ground and so the movies coming out, they ain't so exciting. We do have the new Scream movie coming out next week and that is exciting, but otherwise, me trying to do a round-up of things to watch right now? Not a thrill. There is The 355, a lady spies adventure starring Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong'o and Fan Bingbing and Penelope Cruz and Diane Kruger, but I've heard tepid things and...
I know The 355 is all about actresses or whatever but their advertising should feature more of Edgar Ramirez and Sebastian Stan if you ask me, like making out and shit pic.twitter.com/yUM91p5WIB
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 7, 2022
... that would benefit their buzz, don't you think? But nooooooo they know better. Best of luck with that, then. I think we're all gonna be saving that one for airplane rides. (Hollywood has really done Edgar dirty y'all -- he's such an incredible actor when given the chance.)
There is a good movie out on VOD today (and supposedly in some theaters but I'm not encouraging theater-going at all right now, and I think you know why, but let's try to write a post without naming the pandemic in the room for once) -- it's called See For Me and I reviewed it out of Tribeca last summer, right here. It's about a blind girl named Sophie who is house-sitting for strangers when robbers break in and there's a, you guessed it, cat and mouse game that ensues. It's terrific -- atmospheric, tense, all the things you want from that set-up. I'll share the trailer here:
Otherwise there is the new Asghar Farhadi movie A Hero in some theaters, but seriously, it hits Amazon in two weeks -- just wait for that please. I will be writing it up up then -- you don't want to see it before you know what I think, right??? Man I'll try anything. Stay home. I am staying home. I am going to watch a bunch of Search Party (watch the trailer here) and celebrate Elvismas tomorrow from the comfort of my sofa, the way Riley Keough's grandfather intended. Have a good safe weekend, everyone. And please tell me what you're watching in the comments!
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Oh and One More Thing...
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Good Morning, World
Happy Monday to one and all, from both me and Daniel Brühl, the latter who's seen here in his recent movie Next Door, which he both directed and starred in (via). What a little multi-tasker he is! And actually I should admit I'm just assuming that Daniel wishes you a good morning -- I really shouldn't speak for him, but in his absence he has forced me to. That's just what you get, Daniel! If you were here, say sitting in my lap, I wouldn't have to assume. You have forced my hand. Anyway, hi. Hello. Good morning. That's definitely from me, and possibly from Daniel Brühl. I don't know what he is up to right now, but me, I'm posting this and then I'm going to be busy for a bit -- Sundance's switch to all virtual has upended my press ticket reservations, and that's got to be dealt with shortly. I'll be back. Eventually. Daniel Brühl, who knows...
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