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Good Morning, Garfield

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Not specifically "morning" themed but I've always chuckled at that picture of John Garfield and Lana Turner in The Postman Always Rings Twice, so here on the occassion of what would have been Garfield's 103rd birthday I'm gonna post that. I've never seen the 1946 version of this movie; I've only seen the Nicholson & Lange remake -- I should probably straighten that out, huh? Any thoughts on this film, peanut gallery? 

I'm wracking my brain to remember the Garfield movie that was on TCM recently that I got caught up in for a bit but I'm coming up blank. Anyway it wasn't He Ran All the Way, Garfield's final film in 1951 with Shelley Winters (He Ran All The Way is also the title of the biography about Garfield's life, funny enough) but I'm also going to post a picture from that movie, also because it amuses me. Oh Shelley, you have every right to be nervous in the water, given all your movie drownings!



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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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Home Alone (1990)

Kate: Have you ever gone on vacation 
and left your child home? 
Gus: No, no. But I did leave one 
at a funeral parlor once.Yeah, it was awful. 
The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke 
there in the funeral parlor all day. All day.
You know, we went back at night and apparently 
he had been alone all day with the corpse. 
He was okay though, after two, three weeks 
he came around and started talking again... 
Kate: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. 
Gus: Well, you brought it up. 
Kate: I'm sorry I did. 

Happy birthday, Catherine O'Hara!
I'm going to see her in person in a week or so! Ahhh!
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The Sebastian Stan Strut

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Quote of the Day

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There's an interview with the director of the new horror movie The Other Side of the Door - which is kind of an Indian spin on Pet Sematary (the director himself says this) starring Sarah Wayne Callies and Jeremy Sisto as grieving parents - over at Fangoria today, but the big takeaway is actually a movie that DIDN'T happen. When asked how Door came about, Johannes says:

"It happened that one of the heads of Fox International was at Sitges when [my first film] STORAGE 24 was playing, and saw the movie there. He called up my agent and said, “I liked STORAGE, what else has he got?” and my agent said, “He’s got this really interesting story set in India that he’s just written.” And it just so happened that the main people from Fox International had just left New Regency, where they had been trying to get together a movie called SONG OF KALI, based on a Dan Simmons book, with Darren Aronofsky directing. It had almost gotten done, but it fell through, and it was a ghostly story set in Calcutta. So it was a pure, sort of charmed, crazy situation; you know, what were the odds that they’d be looking for a ghost story in India just at the time I had written one? So that fell into place, and once we got into development, it came together very quickly."

I am trying to wrap my head around a Darren Aronofsky Song of Kali movie, and it is breaking my brain, it is totally breaking my brain. Any Dan Simmons fans in the house? Although I actually prefer his book called Carrion Comfort to Kali a little bit, and speaking of -- where's our Carrion Comfort series? Some network needs to snap up the rights to that. Hey Darren Aronofsky! Ya listening?
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I Am Link

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--- Today's Must Read - The only thing more comforting than coming home after a long week and putting my feet up and watching Female Trouble is coming home after a long week and putting my feet up and watching several episodes of The Golden Girls, and tonight has comfort coming because I just whizzed through Frontier's great big Oral History of the show, wherein they interviewed several writers and producers of the classic sitcom, and my nostalgia for all things Sicily Slash St. Olaf is off the charts.
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--- Today's Second Must Read - Friend of MNPP Matthew Eng wrote up a glorious ode to the wonders of Kristen Wiig for Tribeca Film that is very long (I only say that so you're prepared) and worth every single word. I still sting when I think of the fact that I have still so far missed her work in Zoolander 2; I am dying to watch the silly nonsense she came up with in that movie, even if the rest looks played the eff out.
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--- Here's To Your Fuck Frank - This year marks the 30th anniversary of David Lynch's masterpiece Blue Velvet, and I guess it's gotten a total restoration, which will be playing here in NYC at Film Forum at the end of this month! You can watch the trailer on their website; meanwhile The Playlist shares that attractive poster you see to the right there. I love Film Forum for hosting things like this, I really do, so don't take me as ungrateful, but god I wish they had a better actual screen on which to watch such things. I want to watch Blue Velvet on the Ziegfeld's screen dammit.
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--- South Korean Superstars - Well this is helpful of them - Variety rounds up what South Korea's three geniuses are lining up next, after coming to America and, uh, now returning back home: Oldboy and Stoker helmer Park Chan-wook's got The Handmaiden, his adaptation of the "lesbian crime novel" called Fingersmith (we previously posted on that here) -- speaking of, Amazon just bought the US rights to that movie. I think we might see it this year? Then there's Snowpiercer director Bong Joon-ho who has got Okja, that monster movie with Tilda Swinton and Jake Gyllenhaal we told you about here. That should film this year. And then there's Kim Ji-woon, the director of the phenomenal I Saw the Devil, who's re-teaming with his usual actor Song Kang-ho on Secret Agent, a noir thriller, which should also film in 2016.
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--- Kanye's Got No Dignity - You will probably never ever see me linking to a story about Kanye West again, but I couldn't really resist this one - he recently tweeted out a screengrab of his computer screen showing that he is planning on sampling a Sufjan Stevens song! (He got in a bunch of trouble because he was torrenting it, ha.) Anyway it's a wonderful song of Sufjan's - the one called "Death With Dignity" off of his latest album slash masterpiece Carrie & Lowell. Kanye, having recently lost his own mother, probably feels a kinship with C&L, which is about Sufjan's own mother's recent death. Anyway it's a shame Kanye's such a shithead; he can sometimes show good taste.
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--- Shooting The Future - This news is about a week old but it's been shamefully long since I've done one of these link round-ups so I am behind - Sam Raimi is turning George Friedman's non-fiction hypothetical book The Next 100 Years, which tries to guess what will happen here on Earth politically, economically, so on and so forth, over the next century, into a movie called World War 3... so I am guessing that Mr. Friedman has some dire prognostications? Just guessing. Anybody read the book? No word on if Raimi's making this or his remake of A Prophet first.
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--- And Speaking of week old stories about big time directors adapting books I haven't read, Steven Spielberg has cast the leading man (uh boy?) for Ready Player One, his adaptation of the book by Ernie Cline, and it is Tye Sheridan, adorkable Tye Sheridan. RPO is about a teenager who has to navigate a treasure hunt inside a virtual reality world. The film had already cast the great Ben Mendelsohn. And I ask again: anybody read this book?
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--- Farewell Farrell - Since I saw Dogtooth director Yorgos Lanthimos' latest deranged delight The Lobster (starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz) last fall (here's my review) I will probably always consider it a 2015 film, and I keep forgetting it hasn't even come out here in the US yet! And now all y'all have got longer to wait -- for some unexplained reason the studio A24 just delayed its release to times unknown, even though it was supposed to come out in just one week. (thanks Mac) I'll make sure to keep track of it though since I am dying to see it again myself. Anyway at least I have Olivia Colman (who gives a terrific performance in The Lobster) giving a fascinating, weirdly funny performance on The Night Manager (which I am totally digging) right now to keep me warm...


Living Deliciously Like Mads

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It doesn't come out until October but you can now pre-order your copy of Feeding Hannibal: A Connoisseur's Cookbook, the cannibal show's culinary compendium crafted by its resident food-stylist Janice Poon... and if any show ever earned having a person on the payroll calling themselves a "food stylist" it is Hannibal, times twenty. Anyway this will look gorgeous on my bookshelf (right next to my book about the Art of the show) where it will probably never ever be touched -- I can barely make cereal for myself, much less come close to making anything that show was serving! (Unless you're talking about homoerotic tension, because I serve that like a pro.)



Fourteen Days, Fourteen Joes

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There are 14 days until Pee-wee's Big Holiday hits Netflix - click here if you missed the trailer for it - and so in celebration of that... and also you know just so we can stare at Joe Manganiello... hit the jump for 14 recent-to-new pictures of Joe (most of them from this month's issue of Men's Health UK). Goddamn I am jealous of his beard. Okay I am jealous of Joe Manganiello's literal everything, but that beard is something...









Good Morning, Louis Garrel

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Louis Garrel is always a whisper - a sexy french whisper - away from holding center stage inside my brain, so it didn't take much push to have him there this morning... but a push I received all the same after spending last night, or at least twenty blissful minutes of last night, with him. Louis did a Q&A at the Film Society of Lincoln Center for his feature directorial debut called Two Friends, which is screening as part of their annual "Rendezvous With French Cinema" program, and lemme tell you what you ain't lived until you've heard Louis Garrel talk at length about ménage à trois in person.
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He went back and forth between French and English over the course of the talk, but is not talking about ménage there - as the caption says I have no idea what he's saying there. It was translated at the time but I don't remember. If we have any French speakers in the house, have at it in the comments.

Anyway the movie is pretty good! It's clearly a first film but he has very good influences influencing him, and there are scenes that work spectacularly well. It's definitely an "actor's film" in that it indulges the actors probably too much, but it's hard to tell where actorly self-indulgence ends and French self-indulgence begins, ya know? Anyway I posted one more adorable picture of Louis over on Instagram last night, and just because I felt like looking at it this morning if you hit the jump I will share one NSFW gif from The Dreamers because why not...



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Great Moments In Movie Shelves #60

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Today's entry in our "Great Moments in Movie Shelves" series is a little different, because I have no idea what movie that shot of exaggerated homosexual tonguing in front of book-shelves is from! (Dude on the left is prime, though.)

"No idea" is maybe a little strongly worded - I have a guess, but I am not entirely sure. Just a wee bit earlier I told you guys about seeing Louis Garrel at the Film Society of Lincoln Center this weekend for their "Rendezvous With French Cinema" series - well the series has a trailer and they show the trailer before every screening, so I saw it twice this weekend (I'll get to the other movie I saw later, making today All About This Series, I guess), and the above shot is edited in there. So it's one of the movies in the series, and looking through the films they're showing I've made an educated guess that it's from the film called Winter Song.

"There’s no mistaking the tone and structure of a film by the 81-year-old Georgian director Otar Iosseliani: caustic, mordant, detached, extremely funny, and dizzyingly panoramic. Like several of his earlier films, Winter Song doesn’t center on a single figure so much as a dense cluster of interrelated characters, all united by objects (an executed aristocrat’s skull), places (the apartment building where most of them live), historical events (from the French Revolution to the Russo-Georgian War), and pure coincidence. An aging upper-crust patriarch burning his letters; a tramp hoping to avoid the advances of a steamroller; an 18th-century nobleman who insists on taking his pipe to the guillotine: Winter Song is a well-stocked encyclopedia of human variety, eccentricity, and folly, elevated by an exquisite cast that include Rufus, Pierre Étaix, and Mathieu Amalric."

The military costume, the "aging upper-crust patriarch," the comedy and eccentricity, it seems to fit that shot... but I can't say for sure. Anybody know the answer? ETA Thanks to FDot for correcting us in the comments - the shot is actually fromThree Sisters, the new adaptation of Chekov's play. And I think that the hot dude on the left is an actor named Eric Ruf.

Anyway here's the full trailer for the series, which runs until March 13th, and which I highly recommend if you're in town:
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What Are You Thinking, Theo James?

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I haven't exactly kept up with the Divergent series of movies since the first one was one of the most painful viewing experiences I've had in recent years, so y'all can let me know if Theo James has actually learned how to, you know, act in the intervening years. But physically Theo James is a perfect specimen, and dude is not leaning into his strengths. I saw the final trailer for - what, the fiftieth one of these movies - the other day, and if that shadowy shot is all they are promising us of Theo shirtless in the film, then they ain't inviting me into the fold. Even lightening it up it remains an obscene obfuscation. For shame!


Pics of the Day

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If you're a fan of Agent Carter -- and if you're not a fan of Agent Carter, become a fan of Agent Carter already! God! -- then you should be following Eric Pearson, a writer for the show, on Twitter, because he posts tons of images from behind the scenes of the cast and crew goofing off... meaning there are lots of pictures of Dominic Cooper, James D'Arcy, and Enver Gjokaj goofing off, and who'd want to miss that?

Oh alright, Hayley Atwell, I love you too.
You can be included too, I guess.

And in most excellent news, word spread around the internet this weekend that though it hasn't been made official yet, ABC totally intends to renew the show for a third season! Hooray! Okay it's not official yet so we shouldn't let ourselves get too worked up -- (Hooray) -- until we actually hear from somebody that's not anonymous. But we were worried when word broke that Atwell was lining up other projects, so we really want this to be true. Make it happen!


Mad Scientist With The Mostest

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I'm not trying to persuade you one way or another in this week's Ex Machina themed edition of "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience by posting that gif of Oscar Isaac all sweaty and bearded and grunting and bulging and glistening and... uhhhhhhhhhhh what was I talking about?


Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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Kinsey (2004)

Clyde: You know what amazes me? There's no relation 
between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. 
The ugly ones seem to get all the action. 
Clara: I always thought ugly was an ugly word. 

 Happy 45, Peter Sarsgaard! I hope your brother-in-law's 
helping you blow out your candles tonight.


Quote of the Day

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"Time magazine ran a poll and there were, like, 100 actors on the list, including Angelina Jolie. But, yes, it’s nice to be included in the 100. ... I’m a huge fan of the series. We all went to see Spectre when we were shooting Skull Island in Hawaii. I simply love the theme tune, the tropes and the mythology. I love the whole thing. If it ever came knocking, it would be an extraordinary opportunity... And I’m very aware of the physicality of the job. I would not take it lightly.”

--- That would be Tom Hiddleston (and I'm sure you never would've guessed, what with these gigantic pictures of Tom Hiddleston) talking to The Sunday Times about how shaked and/or stirred he's currently feeling. The best thing about this quote, and the least reported, is the final bit, wherein he promises us he will get his ass speedo-prepared a la Daniel Craig. You're making the right case for the job, Tommy boy! (thanks Mac)


Who Wore It Best?

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On the left we have Billy Magnussen on the set of Into the Woods (see some other pictures from that 2013 set here) and on the right you have Chris Hemsworth on the set of the Woodsman sequel several months ago. How have I not asked this question yet?
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In tangentially related news, it looks like Hemsworth has been pap-snapped at the beach again! Much like Hugh Jackman back in the day this is a generous occurrence - these Aussies built like gods sure do love to show it off, bless 'em. Hit the jump for just about twenty or so more pictures...










Jai Remembers The Rabbits

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Apparently back in 2014 Jai Courtney was supposed to star in a staging of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men in Australia, but it ended up falling through because of budget stuff. Random, I know, and I only bring this up because LOOK at the image they were using to promote the show! If I'd have seen that image before two years too late I'd have bought all the tickets and insisted I got to play the puppy that Lennie murders with love. If ever you get the inkling to reprise the role that never was, Jai, I am here for you.
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The Power of Geena Compels Me

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To be honest until this headline today arrived I'd been actively avoiding news about an Exorcist TV series because goddman (excuse me, Pazuzu-damn) does that sound silly. But now they've gone and cast Geena Davis in it, and I have to pay attention! Deadline has the news, and I have to share this bit:

"Davis will play Angela Rance. Naturally beautiful, regal and proud but weighed down by stress, Angela does everything she can to stay positive and keep her faith even though her family is currently struggling. She can’t help but think, however, if perhaps her nightmares about a demon are a sign of what’s wrong."

The bolded-out portion is my emphasis, because doesn't that character description remind you of that Twitter account that tweets out how female characters are introduced in scripts? I am dying to see Alec Baldwin, her Beetlejuice co-star, tackle a role described first and foremost as "NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL" aren't you? Aaaanyway we were just bitching about wanting nay needing some Davis back in our lives, so they got us hooked, the bastards.
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